Well, could you?

Well, could you?

almost 5 years

People always seem to forget this also including no fapping

ridiculous

do people really fap in 2016?

23 years going strong.

Get on my level, normalfags.

Without sex? Sure. Without fapping? I'd last a week.

Same, kissless too

>don't have sex for years
>get drunk and bang friends fat and ugly roommate that I'd imagine never gets laid
>get chlamydia

It was insult to injury 2bh

That's a lovely story. You should write a haiku about it.

I might. I might.

I do

I went a month without fapping once just to try it so yeah I guess.

As of Dec 29th, I will have gone 40 years

Lonely cock needs love
Why not fuck a fat chick
Fuck,chlamydia

I came here to post about my 32 years.... but fuck, dude........

You fucked up the second verse. Should be something like
>why don't I fuck a fat chick

it would be literally impossible for Sup Forums to go 40 days without sex because to go 40 days without sex implies having sex on day 0 and having sex on day 40 or after.

I havn't had sex with a woman in 62 years and i have kissed 2 women one in school and one at my best friends funeral. the fisrt was a proper kiss with tongues and hugging the 2nd was a kiss on the cheek but with the woman i have loved for 32 years so very special for me.

I will not have sex now because i am pretty big and can't get about very well

I was about to ask the same question op.

I came here to post about my 40 years.... but fuck, dude........

Fapping is better than sex, m8. Once you've fucked more than a dozen girls or been in a long term relationship you'll start to realise that.

What the hell, how could you not get laid in the late 1960s? I do not believe that was possible.

woah

>fapping
>having sex
>not getting a penectomy and living a life dedicated to science and the arts

how do you kiss a girl?

when I get a gf I won't kiss, that's gross

Just open your mouth and shove your tongue in there.

Also no wet dreams

During rape

Good faps are definitely better than bad sex. I've only fucked call girls tho.

It's literally impossible.

Let me rephrase that: how to find a girl that will let you do that

Honestly, sometimes I consider going on meds to kill my sex drive. I'd get so much shit done.

For her? No.

For you.

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