ITT: we post players who are shit but somehow fooled their coaches into playing for decent teams

>ITT: we post players who are shit but somehow fooled their coaches into playing for decent teams
I'll start with the most obvious one.

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his wife has nice tits

jesus christ isnt mascherano only like 5'10"? that bitch is a midget, a hot one though ill give her that

>has played for the NT for 16 consecutive years, being a starter for over a decade

I wouldn't say Mascherano is "shit", just like you say

Probably a drop off in the sand under the water.

>be obscenely rich
>settle down with that

>ITT: we post players who are shit but somehow fooled their coaches and their homecountries into playing for decent teams and the NT
Fixed, sorry.

He isn't shit

You could use examples like Demichelis, who played for City, Bayern, Atlético as was a fucking starter in a WC final

>Demichelis
One more to our list, thanks!

>He isn't shit
he's shit, only made 4 good games at liverplel

I can't look, I have a girlfriend. Hope you're right.

me in the back

Javier is 5'8, his wife must be 5'0-5'2

>Mascherano
>Bad

Muller

Chicarito- Man U and Real

>mascherano
>bad

he is the ultimate pleb filter, only knowers rate him

The GOAT:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_Kaiser_(footballer)

he's not a cb and has been exposed many times.

He's good as a defensive midfielder but Busquets is infinitely better. Total shit as a CB, though.

Chicharito
Muller
Boateng
Higuain

>knowers
Yep, the ones who know he's shit.

not thinking shes a 9/10 naked

>le Kia Joorabchian babby