So now that 'Assassin's Creed' is confirmed shit, will 'Tomb Raider' be our last shot at vidyakino?

so now that 'Assassin's Creed' is confirmed shit, will 'Tomb Raider' be our last shot at vidyakino?

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>having a no tits lara

It's going to bomb HARD

Didn't we have Tomb Raider already? Are they already remaking vidya movies?

Also still no Starcraft movie....

its a reboot based on the newest video games. Besides, those Jolie ones were utter shit

>casting anyone but Kate Beckinsale to play Lara
it's like they want it to fail.

True that, they cast the perfect Lara and wasted her on two boring ass movies.

this time it will surely work

finally gamers will get the respect they deserve

>flat
bomba incoming.

>Tomb Raider repackaged for the current year crowd
I'll pass

Don't get it. She's a Hollywood sweetheart with an oscar, why pick a video game movie put of all projects to do?
Money? Does she have a fondness for the character/games/the Jolie movies?

Bioshock will be.

Someone convinced her and Fassbender that videogames were gonna be the new capeshit.

they should have got Gemma Arterton to play Lara

>ywn Raid her Tomb

You don't refuse roles if you get them, I believe. Not if you're a foreign young actress with nothing besides indie credentials.

i'll raid her womb

the track record of movies based on video games says it all and this will be no exception

Did they make her waist to hip ratio bigger?

>videogame kino doesn't exi-

>casting Flat Chest McNo Thighs as Lara fucking Croft

Fuck this movie.

I want Emilia Clarke to play Lara

That doesn't look like Lara at all.

She's supposed to have that sarcastic sassy smirk and 90s attitude to her. And the round sunglasses.

Why does she look like Elena Anaya

Should have been Poppy Drayton.

>tits of a middle school boys team swimmer
>Lara Croft

Would have made a great older Lara Croft.

Yes

super mario bros remake when?

she is the perfect casting they fucked up hard this time

now post more Gemma webm's

sick trips
>no witcher flick
>no metal gear film
>no katamari damacy kino

or that blue eyed titcow Sup Forums is always posting

There's a CGI Mario planned isn't there?

I WANT THIS GAME ON SOMETHING OTHER THAN PACHINKO

FUCK KONAMI

Part of what makes Metal Gear great is that it's a game that is very self aware, there's lots of humor and Kojima doesn't take the plot with the utmost seriousness. But all that silliness of cyborg ninjas, enemies who control electricity and bees and all that shit just wouldn't translate well into film.

>But all that silliness of cyborg ninjas, enemies who control electricity and bees and all that shit just wouldn't translate well into film.

>cyborg ninjas wouldn't translate well to film

Fuck you.

OF COURSE IT'S GONNA BE SHIT THEY CHOSE THE WRONG FUCKING ACTRESS

We missed our chance. Angelina Jolie is literally THE person to play Lara Croft, and the movie was still shit.
Vidyakino will hopefully never become a thing because video games are an interactive platform and making a passive product of entertainment out of a medium that is all about interactivity is fucking stupid

What tears me apart is that I agree completely. It would take a very talented person to make a movie in the metal gear universe that is as inspired as the video games, and with all the mucking about nonsense that Hollywood execs are so famous for its just not going to happen.

>confirmed
By whom?
You don't belong here if you don't have your own opinion.

>so now that 'Assassin's Creed' is confirmed shit

Any movie trying to tell the story of a loser faggot (who in the original game was just kidnapped, not the same plot from Terminator: Salvation) who sits in a machine that reads his DNA to follow the memories of ancestors in cliched time periods was never going to work.

youtube.com/watch?v=C5c4FB-0Nq4

Lara Croft doesn't have tits in Square Enix's reboot either, which is fine, as she's more feminine that way.

>mall raider

>delicious tears from the buttmad Sup Forumsedditor

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Reboot Lara definitely as tits and a nice butt as well. Not a sex bomb like the previous Lara but she's far from flat.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Another good choice.

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I think the movie would translate really well actually, considering Kojima's cinematic inspiration for the game to begin with.

>Alica Vikander
>Playing anything other than a emotionless robot

ahhahahaha

>tfw they chose mrs 12 y/o body trans over alpha amazon lauren

>t.bot without personal opinion
It's okay that there's something in this world that I can kill and don't feel guilty about it at the same time.

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>Total Recall
what they should have done to that movie, boy was it shit

Once again a film was worth watching for Beckinsale. I quite liked the setting though.

How up do those filename numbers go
i'm genuinely curious after seeing an user with about 10 thousands pictures of smirkfu

Just because it takes inspirations from movies doesn't mean it would make a good movie. I love MG but when you take a step back and look at the overall plot and all it's individual elements it's pretty fucking dumb. The story is entertaining and engaging and Kojima did something that other game developers fail miserably at which is to blend in story and gameplay seamlessly. But once you remove that gameplay the story itself isn't strong enough to stand on its own, it's way way too cartoony.

>film adaptations
I will find the names of everyone who has ever signed off on a videogame film, a film based on a book, a film based on a televised series, a film based off an anime, or a film based on another film

I will find them
And I will rape them
If they died before I found them
I will revive them
And I will rape them
Every day.

I will include their fans in the raping as well. That is my pledge.

We can't get good video game movies because film makers are not allowed to do anything interesting with them.

Sony is going to pump out a shit load of video game movies shortly and every single one of them will be boring brand building exercises.

In my case it's just random numbers naming files in a hurry.

>film makers are not allowed to do anything interesting

Film makers can't d anything interesting because they are uncreative and work in an uncreative medium. The self-funded shorts are just as by-the-numbers and the big budget films.

Film is not the place for creativity.

i think you're right.

so many film makers today are just glorified photographers.

so few of them want to be storytellers.

>tfw no Fallout kino

the potential is insanely high but they're too retarded

Can you imagine how fucking stupid and rushed that story would be?

I guess
In my mind, in a perfect world there would be a documentary series with an episode dedicated to every single vault

A FUCKING FRIDGE

Hollwood doesn't have the creative capacity to translate interactive kino onto the big screen

I agree it would live better as a series on HBO, Netflix, Amazon etc. about the BoS or something or Vault dwellers as opposed to a single two hour film.

they're pretty entertaining 'so bad it's good' movies due to their cheesyness.

Crash is the Poochie of videogames. It's mediocre in every way and the hacks who made them have left the industry long ago with their money.

not to mention the fap quotient

I wouldn't even call them that, they're completely forgettable, I remember nothing from those flicks.

>angelina jolie in her prime and in peak phyysical condition

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That film is so forgettable I forgot I went to a press screening with my friend to view it, If you offered me millions of dollars to describe it in greater detail than "has Beckinsale and Farrell in it" I couldnt

they're stupid as hell and take themselves way too seriously. grab some beers and give them a rewatch.

It won't

fucking delete that shit are you trying to get us all killed?

Wow. She's so uncoordinated. I have no idea why that's attractive.

I don't think it's possible for a human to do lara's tits justice.
And its not like the tits were important in the first place. They were just a meme until the later games which tended to establish a very firm yet curvy character. Also next to impossible to find.

Especially if you require some level of acting ability.

If the game movie gets its porn-game movie spinoffs I bet those characters will have a better visual cast than the actual lara.

Holly Peers can do it.

>I don't think it's possible for a human to do lara's tits justice.
have you seen the movies?

which game is this from?
I never played the ps2 ones

>based on the newest video games
Then it's gonna be shit.

The british have several ladies that fit those categories, Gemma for your consideration.

THIS

>you are now aware that a universe exists where this happens

I want you to kys and then go back to 9gag

Women should always double hand pistols.

>more feminine
>no tits

What in the fug is this!? A remake of MGS3 in Foxengine?

Yeah. Didn't you see it at PSX?

>leave FRIDGEKINO to me

What do feminists hate more, a hot woman with big tits or a skinny fridge?

At this point I think they just hate everyone.

>assuming its feminists making this movie
>and not jews

do you ever leave the basement dude

W-w-where's the assets?

I think it's fan-made, but the model looks very similar to Lara in Tomb Raider: Underworld. Anyway it's really not far off from some of the unlockable outfits available

That's one thing I hate about the reboot games, you can't play dress up. Apparently they removed that feature because it's "sexist" and "objectifying." Thanks feminists

They also stopped using official cosplay models for Lara as well.

men bitched about ff13 male protag being objectified and so his outfit got scrapped. thanks beta cucks.

>Wanting a Starcraft movie after the Warcraft movie

wtf why doesn't she have huge tits
confirmed shit on arrival