Sampdoria v United

match thread if anyone is interested

Kicked off about 4 minutes ago

oh my days

looks like de gay was a bit blind there

>state of Blind
Mkhitaryan - 9th minute goal anyway

TOP KEK COMEDY GALD

That was a brilliant counter attack

>concede an indirect freekick
>immediately score the counterattack

blind playing 4D chess to create counter attack

I love Stella Cox, bruhz

no one seemed annoyed at blind
is this mou's new tactic?

she seems dumb as fuck, but it reminds me of the slags I went to school with and I like that.

Anyway, Pereira. Could he be a starter this season? He seems to be a kid with promise for 4 or 5 seasons now without much coming of it.

>without much coming of it
he was on loan with Granada last season and was one of their star players

No, he doesn't even have a set position

>Anyway, Pereira. Could he be a starter this season?
Depends how Matic does. If Mou thinks Matic is doing poorly he will put Herrera and Fellaini back in

Did Matic get exposed?

My god, the ESPN commentator who sounds like he has a blocked nose sounds like the biggest wank stain.

I dunno if he's touched the ball yet.

Valencia does a great cross, mickey heads it right at keeper.

shit match so far apart form the calamity earlier

HOW MUCH ROIDS DOES VALENCIA TAKE LADS?

Just hard work.

he's doing fine. bit slow at passing the ball

Lukaku does a wide shot from outside box

and dedication?

All. All the roids. My god, he's 58 years old and he's skinning full backs half his age.

>Blind takes a corner
>Hits the first man

Always.

Pereira looking a bit shit

He's choose Morata over Lukaku
lel

>Just because Morata has played for Madrid, he's proven.

Some pundits, man.

Crossing is usually his thing, but he's put some shit in there today

>Le ESPN

So after all the hype of 'cant wait for Matic to unlock Pogba and his attacking talent', Pogba has just been doing those long range hoof Rooney passes to Valencia...

>ESPN
>Not ABUs
pick one

Good work Darmian, kick the shit out of players during a friendly.

probably because its another Italian team

>L-L-L-Lukaku cant do b-b-build up play
lmao Moratafags gonna be livid

>Midfielder's job is to distribute
>Distributes
Do you even football?

Matic will definitely improve the balance of the team but i don't see him having that great an affect on Pogba. Pogba played a lot of games with Carrick last season who does the same job as Matic.

It's not even been half a match

>Italian vs. Italian team
he's just reliving his youth in Italy

Pereira corner kick

even worse than Blinds

Matic chats up a bird during a throw in
probably forgot he's on the tele with wife watching

Matic bullying QTs

they were pretty good earlier in pre-season
Pereira is having a shocker desu

Plot twist: wife joins in

>Matic kills the bitch

serves her right

did matic rape some roastie?

Lindelof does an obvious hand ball in the box. Ref isn't bothered

I never thought I'd say this but I'd rather listen to BT Sport commentators droning on than these fucking ESPN bitches. Absolute shit.

Blatant ABUism

there's always MUTV if you don't mind paddy

Pogba kicks for 2 and immediately realises he's not playing rugby just before

HT

>kicks for 2
fucking mong

forgot drop goal is 1. my mistake
>mong
fuck off cunt

>drop goal is 1
you actual fucking melt

Most people will criticise this but it just exposes the bullshit people made fun of Rooney for.

couldn't hear you, you'll have to speak up

Is Ashley Young still a United player?

always thought this stadium was stupid. Why purposely reduce capacity for the sake of the architects vision?

no halftime pornography?

looks like your mum's droopy vagina, m8 - what's not to like?

go ahead

Injured

pst mre stella, pls

F O O T B A L L

"They have no chance for the beginning of the Premier League season. Luke Shaw is the first one to recover, Marcos will be last and Ash will be in between. Luke is September, Young is October and Rojo is December, or maybe January.

Lucky him. He'd have probably been sold otherwise.

So how's Matic playing?

Also, what's the tiny seat for? kids?

>mkhitarayan holding a pink cum bottle

Pereira/Mkhitaryan/Matic/Pogba off
Herrera/Mata/Carrick/Fellaini on
not many non-slaggish pics of her desu

>Also, what's the tiny seat for? kids?
yes

Pereira is a summer player.

Stella is cute.

C U T E

Also, boring second half incoming.

My grandmother was from Naples, should I support Napoli? Are their fans Fash like Lazio's?

>comparing passes that Pogba makes when he cuts out half the opposition team with a diagonal pass from his own half to Rooney's, who would play sideways floaty balls out wide all game and do fuck all else

ABU linesman

Blind/Lukaku off
Martial/Rashford on
formation changed to 4 at back

Totally get why they do it, but full squad changes do not make for interesting viewing material. Televising friendlies is dumb. But for advertising purposes I also see why they do that. At this point I'm just typing for typings sake.

Dealing with fellaini's flailing arms must be hell.

Herrera scores but offside
pretty much same as me. got fuck all else to do

Matic doing goooood

>Bill Cosby
>implying implications

I'm gonna be honest lads, there's nothing more satisfying to me than seeing a headed Fellaini goal

calamity defending. Sampdoria score lol.

1-1

>Rooney's passes are poor because of things which are not his passes

>Goal disallowed
>Immediately concede

kekkadoodledoo

>1-1 to sampdoria
LMAO
please come out right now slovak!

quick glimpse of Mou who looks depressed as shit watching this

Yeah Valencia has had enough

I'm yet to be convinced by this new Swede defender, 2bh

David May is an annoying cunt.

He's a learner. Something the team doesn't need at this point.

That read for Heineken by the commentator, was hilarious.

OPEN your world....

Reminder Bailly and Jones are banned for 3 and 2 matches in the CL. This is the defence youre looking at in the Super Cup and first match of group stage

Bailly is banned for 2, he's already served the first game

thanks.

It's going to be an early Christmas for Isco

Mata sucks. If >we retain this formation against Real Madrid he won't be playing. And where the fuck is Lingard? He's an important player.

Are they going to Pen if it stays like this?

Nah

That miserable cunt who didn't take part in the mexican wave

De Gea/Smalling/Darmian/Lindelof off
J.Pereira/ Tuenzabe (however its spelt)/Jones/ Bailly on

Mata scores. Martial assist