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British women belong to Polish cock edition

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anime

need a /brit/ bf

polish women belong on british rope

/cum/ is a bad place im staying here forever

fucking kek

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Don't understand why this is funny.

alri Sup Forums

>britains are being banned from all inclusive resorts for defrauding hotels out of millions with fake "food poisoning" claims

why the fuck does the runt class have to ruin everything

Shagged her for a good 2 hours

I'll be your /brit/ bf
Incredibly lonely and eager to please

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this is not a real story

bf just sent me this

>it's real
npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2017/03/30/521958505/only-in-sweden-hundreds-of-refugee-children-gave-up-on-life

Look at this chart

Look at it

Utterly btfo

You racists will NEVER recover

hmm yes gays aren't mentally ill

wtf modern fashion trends dictate that this choice of attire isnt acceptable??!?!?!?

The Algerian lad always reminds me of Arsenal. I bet he's a supporter and he even looks like one of their archetypal players.

babestation

if I post a photo of a straight man doing something daft will you believe all straight men are ill?

yeah

>Lisicki will NEVAR be your bf

How does this make you feel lads?

ooh bluh'y ell lads it's 3am over here in Lancashire, what ye all doin up ey?

Be my boyfriend instead.
Here I'll make it east
*gets my willy out*
suck it

cum is more comfy and less hostile

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reality has a liberal bias

*rips your fucking head off*

'OW YA LIKE THAT 'OOFTA

if you lads were going on holiday with your bird, which would you prefer

>All inclusive
>Bed and breakfast, with a nice stroll and meal in the evening
>Self-catering "backpacker" holiday

Umm no, you're too forceful sugarplum. *u*

desperately NEED to suck male genitalia

Pathetic post. End your sad existence, worm.

What's the consensus on shitaly and the shitalian people?

what's the difference between the first and the second

All inclusive

Know that feeling

Literally nobody in Australia says 'bird'

>bird
do people even say this in australia

why are u here then

Well you have to eat at the buffet and drink at the hotel bar if you go all inclusive

I'm a brit, not hiding it lad

no one here does either except for runts deanos and /brit/

the gays are horny and want to show it

might leave /brit/ for now

just went to /cum/ and it just seems like a less cool version of /brit/

not fond

want to do lauren desu lads

anyone ever been sexually assaulted by a bender in the toilets here?

>no one here does either
t. never been to the north

i post there sometimes but it's real depression hours right and i prefer to post here

How's about my fist takes an all-inclusive holiday to your jaw you bobblehead

self cater but not backpacking. i'd want my car. i much prefer staying somewhere i can cook myself and be loud and you know, have a house. hotel rooms suck. hostels suck even more. camping is pretty ideal if weather permits, or you have a camper van, thats the dream.

untrue
go check it

it's true

trust me frodo! into the cave!
youtube.com/watch?v=Da1vjWgs3o4

creasing

absolutely hate when this happens it's proper annoying they're so fucking vocal about it as if it doesn't disgust most people. would get a swift kick in the face in person

youtube.com/watch?v=dhlMxLVJ3T4

not a fan of all this noncebait on youtube

can still taste some of my boyfriend's cum

LITERALLY 13 or 14 sort yourself out

honestly despise women who do ASMR

>bruce thinks he stands a chance

*dodges your boomerang*
*smashes your teeth in*

COR BLIMEY M8!!

I have a penis in my mouth as I type this.

Italy is beautiful outside of Rome and Napoli. Personally I find them an unreliable and Arabesque people best to make notions to "appease" but be forceful when they start acting the bollix and they'll crumble.
A dirty people though, no less.

link

>ywn snuggle your head in her hefty bosom on a cold rainy night

benders out

NEED a dafne daughteru, she is such a qt

wow /sci/ is one of the worst boards ive ever seen

like Sup Forums but not even ironically funny

interesting how certain communities hate certain e-celebs with a passion

Sup Forums hates Milo
leftypol hates Sargon
/lgbt/ hates Blaire White
/lit/ hates John Green

one time I accidentally browsed cum thinking it was /brit/ because a yank linked it as a new
it was horrendous, everyone made shit jokes and there was no common discussion occuring. felt like blogposts without anyone actually replying to each other, even worse than here
kept wondering why there were so many yank flags

>her
ummm.... i only go for boys sorry x

lads literally never talk about fucking girls on here, if they did they would get told FONT. why i okay for benders to rampantly talk about swallowing dick? why are they not berrated? literally fuck off you disgusting mentally ill spastics

(ngl watched this one and felt some penis tingles)

pics
what's it like having a willy down your throat

The fact you must browse these boards to know this makes you the biggest wanker of all.

Who does /brit/ hate?

might go post in cum for a bit

just found this actual picture of rorkes ITT right now

howling at the insecure heterolets in here
not a homo but none of that stuff offends me

have you never fantasised about licking a willy?

Hold still medigan

lads my foreskin is stuck in my zipper

you mate haha

people hate sargon because he's an intellectual heavyweight whose arguments they can never hope to defeat

nice thread, any hot slags itt thatd be willing to suck off my willy?

used to be Owen Jones and Russell Brand when this was Nige-loving Rorke heartland


now that leftypol is here and /brit/ seems somewhat divided, my guess is that it's JK Rowling, who hates Corbyn and hates Farage

im not a slag but a cute boy x

Genuinely advocate for the sterilization of ALL benders.

GENUINELY find them disgusting and would not be upset if they were all exterminated. Literally not even joking. HATE THEM

Is it normal to pee blood

Nope. And if I did, I wouldn't go around telling everyone how much I fucking love dick. Just like I don't go around telling everyone how much I love putting my dick in a vagina. Because I'm not a spastic

lauren got banned from patreon and she's absolutely fuming

youtu.be/rtImwK5TI4g

You'll be creased when I've folded you in two sunshine

>flag
pic related

how do you feel about slags (male)?

'sheed

need a cute lad to suck my big willy NOW

*tries REALLY HARD not to look at all the slagposting and softcore hetero porn that he doesnt complain about being posted 24/7*

would love to lick her fuming butthole and pits

Arsenal = handsome lads united
Alan would NEVER make the cut

Have you ever been to Italy Guisello di Frutta de Homosexualoso?

literally whom