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anime

Hate cats, simple as

VERY good edition

can hear the birdcucks

Rodeo
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you know how people with gfs sleep in the spoon position? what if the little spoon farts?

girls dont fart

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love cats
love dogs
hate kids
not a paedo just don't like them
simple as

love pints

can't sleep in spoon position myself

just get too hot

wish that was my bellend

Then the relationship is over, obviously

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

what are the defining characteristics of being a runt lads? need to self-diagnose

yes they do and I love the smell

ah yes, young white people love pets but hate children

and young muslims are multiplying rapidly

yayyy

weirdo

fuck brits

They do and the smell is awful

posting on /brit/

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when will they learn

parp

posting on /cum/

don't knock it until you try it

get used to it white boi :^)

ok
*spreads arsehole*

girls are fucking disgusting creatures, if you've lived with one you know what i mean

Virgins will say otherwise

really lame fight Tbh

Rodeo is finished.

Was fun.

otherwise

>white kid just lying there like a beaten whore

Sad!

can't stand lanklets, anyone over 5'9 isn't a human being and should be deported to concentration camps

nobody does that

Remember to brush your teeth lads

>trying to guilt me in to having kids at a young age because muh race
nah fuck off lad

i'll have kids when i'm settled, have a house, have a decent wage and aren't still effectively a child myself
cannot imagine being such a terrible human being that i would subject a child to putting up with my shit rn

the girls I've lived with were pretty clean
though they were all asians so really I was living with children

reddit

That Maori boy has some monkey arms, holly molly

>girls are fucking disgusting creatures, if you've lived with one you know what i mean

not sure if all girls are but my gf definitely is

whenever she goes to the loo she starts pissing herself as soon as she's about to sit down and often gets piss in her knickers

This style is pure faggotry

I can sniff the pants right off a girl's backside and I'm not even Jewish

meant this oen

tbf it's more excusable for males to spend their youth getting shit sorted

no excuse for women though. they need to have kids in their 20s. probably for the best to seek out older men in their 30s.

thinking of the children lads

wanna more to colombia

'ce

sometimes wish I were a muslim just so I could be part of a wider community

white australians aren't even human beings, we're just the cannon fodder that keep the cogs of society spinning away

go for it

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wog

>largest oil reserves on the continent
>severe energy crisis
Ah yes, socialism.

ah yes very interestin
*turns around and talks to chad*

not an argument sweetie

wish to die

Sup Forums is your community :)

My gf doesn't even use the toilet she just cups her right hand, pisses in that then empties it down her sock

for fucks sake forgot to sleep again haahhahahah x
what am I like

My gf doesn't even use the toilet she shits in her hand and lobs it out the window

*gets mad and punch her*

love how white leftists blame the state of South America on CIA/US meddling when it's in truth just the result of shit socialism and the genetic inferiority of spics when left to their own devices

sounds like she has downs

>completely vilified by the capitalist community and banned from interacting with the global market
>does his best to promote the concept of socialism and class warfare regardless but the minds of his people have been poisoned by foreign intervention
>hurr durr dumb commie!!!

just fuck off fascist cunt

>ywn playfully ride a horse around a wyoming rodeo arena to country music on a hot summer night, after a good night's work doing rodeo shit with your cowboy mates
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doing an emema

*Cums directly into your anus*

My gf doesn't even use tampons she just bleeds onto my bollocks and I let it soak into my boxers over the course of a day

*hits you with a well placed tranquiliser dart to the back of the neck*

that's the third leftypol escapee this week, something has to be done about the perimeter breach

>>completely vilified by the capitalist community and banned from interacting with the global market
>>does his best to promote the concept of socialism and class warfare regardless but the minds of his people have been poisoned by foreign intervention
>>hurr durr dumb commie!!!

>just fuck off fascist cunt

*intercepts it before it reaches his anus*
*swallows it all*

agree with this

fuck off

my cat knows how to use the toilet

cats > women

simple as

>wish the evil foreign capitalists would let us use our own oil to power our own towns
>fascists won't even let us use our abundant fertile land to grow our own food, they only let us eat rats and dogs!
>if only the whole world was socialist like us, then everyone could live in palaces like our pure socialist leaders

would annihilate any nigger man enough to come within 100 kilometres of me

if you love your cat so much why don't you shag it

would punt your cat so far if it ever crossed paths with me

20/200 vision lads. can't even sit in bed and read a book or the internet without my glasses

cats don't have privates big enough to accommodate a human penis without internal bleeding

proofs???

heh... wouldn't advice that... lad...

try keratoconus

if I born a decade earlier I'd have to get corneal implants from the eyes of a dead serial killer

>want to build a nice house in the countryside
>countryside is full of meth heads and there are no jobs there

>20/200 vision
How does this vision scale system work? 20/20 is perfect, but how do those numbers describe what you see?

you're clearly overestimating the size of a runt's penis

no poster in /brit/ has a willy over 4 inches

wish we had the equivalent of a yank hooters here

would prove you wrong but janny wouldn't be very happy

degenerate

how
hooters is a well respected family establishment chain

how can normies stand eating salads? they're fucking dire, literally grass and dirt

on richard spencer's twitter again

would love to meet him and talk about ideas

fat cunt

imagine it'd be pretty awkward for me in all honesty

love are richie and the boys

dressings

grim

not fat just big boned, simple as

Fat fucker

wonder if you can get penis cancer