COME ON DUDE

COME ON DUDE

I COME ON DUDES

SANDY!

JUST

COME

JERK

ME

BUT I'M STILL GONNA KICK YOUR ASS

STELLAAAAAAAAAAA

What pleasure would you actually get from jerking someone else off?

Or does he think if he can at least get that going he might be able to talk him into more after?

SHOWER

It's a validation thing. Why do you think women do it at all? THEY'RE the source of the man's pleasure, THEY'RE making him feel good. I imagine it's the same for any gay dude.

he can't pleasure himself. his thetans won't let him.

>Women enjoying making someone else feel good

kek good one

COME ON DUDE DON'T YOU WANT SOME ICE CREAM? YOU KNOW IN CASE THERE'S NO GAY PEOPLE AROUND HERE

Yes...Why do you think handjobs or blowjobs happen at all? Don't be stupid.

will he ever be saved from scientology?

Never. He'll go down with the ship if he has to.

DUDE WATERSPORTS LMAO

>Yes...Why do you think handjobs or blowjobs happen at all?

Because they want something from you, be it commitment, gifts or miscellaneous.

Don't be naive.

Just because you are a sociopath doesn't mean everyone else is.

Hahahaha

>Because they want something from you

Yes. Validation. Validation falls under

>miscellaneous

Of course there are times where these have been given for cash, whatever, but more often than not it's validation.

if you werent a virgin you would know that touching the genitals of somebody you are sexually attracted to is satisfying and titillating

He looks like Steven Segall but even Steven segal is more successful than him at this point

They enjoy it narcissistically, read what you're replying to again senn pie.

Sporting the Velcro Magneto hairpiece in this picture I see. Guy is rich enough to own airplanes and his wigs regularly appear to have been bought at joke shops, it's inexplicable. It's like a heavy literary metaphor for his desire and inability to come out as gay.

He's not gay, just has a wicked sense of humor

HES THE STALLION

literally me

I'LL JERK YOU OFF

Just another confirmation that this is /r9k/ with reposts

>come on man i'll jack you off