"Not that user but..."

>"Not that user but..."
>actually am that user

M I S C H I E V O U S

smart frogposter

i smell a good devilish thread boiling up

>"don't reply to me anymore, you're derailing the thread"
>they reply
>keep telling them to stop replying until they finally do
W I N N E R

neat

>Make abhorrent argument in post
>user points it out
>attack my own original argument and collect (you)s from other anons supporting me

>hothead wants a thread saged
>it's on page 8 or above
>reply

xD

As a fan of pepe cliche threads, this is a pathetic thread. Feel ashamed.

>Notice that one poster is particularly agitated whenever someone posts a certain meme
>Don't really like the meme but start posting it too just because I enjoy his suffering

>some guy is arguing with me
>post and, before he can respond, reply to myself pretending I'm him
>make a completely retarded argument
>easily demolish this strawman and declare the discussion over

I have a fat cock.

>tfw Impersonating a member of the opposite side and sabotaging their arguments for onlookers

>reply "bump"
>I actually saged

pottery

>use leaked tripcode so people might actually read my posts, even if it's to tell me to kill myself

>imho
>not actually my opinion

You just got that gif from reddit via google image search, didn't you?

proof?

kek

Fucking great

I also do this to jump into other people's arguments to make one person appear retarded lmao

>user tries to call me out on my shenanigans
>lie to him

"No"

>intentionally screw up memes like saying >tfw face when
>some autist always corrects me

Kill yourself

>intentionally name my meme images with tumblr/facebook/reddit filenames to piss off oldfags

>make a typo
>close the tab

thanks buddy :')

>see thread i don't really care about on the front page
>post flaming comment
>continue scrolling and never check the thread

see you lower!

>get into argument with some user
>he takes more than 30 seconds to respond
>reply to him again
>"WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG? REALIZE I'M RIGHT? Haha you can't think up a good argument"

>can't think of a good counter argument/comeback
>call them Reddit instead
Works every time

>try to get dubs
>don't
>close the tab

check them before closing

>user fails to make a funny post
>pretend to find his post funny by replying multiple times to deceive him

>Argue that a movie is shit
>Haven't actually watched the movie, just using all the arguments I've read on Sup Forums about it before
>They don't call me out on it and think they're having a discussion with someone who watched the same movie as them
T U R I N G
E
S
T

B O Y S

>pretend to ironically shitpost
>actually am sincerely shitposting

I do this

D E V I L I S H

I do this too. Great minds think alike.

all of you are monsters

that's pretty funny

reddit general

>guy calls samefag
>I'm not but pretend to admit and tell him he's right so he continues to live in delusion

That's not what a Turing test is...

All the replies in this thread are me chumps

>all of you are monsters
That's one user samefagging, idiot

>be jew
>pretend to be a stormfag and write like the most uneducated hick using retarded arguments in order to make Sup Forumsfags look even dumber then they are

>make a thread
>no one replies
>argue with myself to try and stir up some discussion

Woah.... I don't get it. I think this one might be too advanced for my devilish-sense.

hahahaha!

>Multi quote a ton of posts in thread
>tell them to head bak to reddit or Sup Forums then wait for guaranteed replies

You've been bamboozled

LOL
this really made me laugh haha

...

>some guy is arguing with me
>post and, before he can respond, reply to myself pretending I'm him
>make a completely retarded argument
>easily demolish this strawman and declare the discussion over
>he still thinks he can win the argument and continues being an utter retard
>everyone in the thread completely shits on him
My real feelings toward the above spoiler are hidden in the card.

>70/20/1/10

>argue with someone
>realize I'm actually wrong
>shitpost in order to convince them that I was trolling the whole time

>imho
>i'm actually extremely proud of holding said opinion

Stop replying to your own posts. You're not funny.

go back to red dit samefag

>Get a list of proxies and use a different vocabulary and writing style to argue with myself so that not even the most attentive genius can suspect a thing

>33 posters

>poster pisses me off
>bait him into posting an image that will get him banned and report it

>see two people arguing
>notice that one of them probably left
>respond to the other guy pretending to be the guy he was arguing with
>make dumb, stupid arguments the whole time to frustrate him
>the other guy comes back
>now everyone is confused

>what are proxies

>proofread my paragraph-long comment
>post it
>reread it once its posted
>forgot to add a few words when i deleted a sentence earlier
>comment looks like a jumbled mess
>close the tab
>close the browser
>shut down my pc
>go collapse on the bed
>fight back tears

>arguing with some guy
>don't care about the topic, just baiting him
>eventually start to hold beliefs that I only adopted ironically

IRREPARABLE

not television or film

>user argues with you
>Strawman one point in his post and trivialize it every time until he storms off

>paragraph-long posts

...

>save all the pepes ITT in a folder
>move folder to recycle bin and delete it permanently

>get a (You)
>re-read post smiling

R E L E N T L E S S

>ask for advice
>zero replies
>reply to myself telling me exactly what I want to hear
>get drunk and then forget that it was me that replied and I feel good again

>Pretend to be European who makes fun of Americans
>American posters trash talk Europe in return
>Am actually neither American nor European

>arguing with some guy
>it devolves into insults
>post smileys and variations of "u mad" until he gives up
:)

get an
>underrated

die happy

>Make thread
>Read replies over several times

And this Sup Forums was born

i love that frog

>pretend to be American pretending to be European making fun of Americans
>reply to my post pretending to be a European pretending being an American making fun of Europeans

>reply to myself the entire thread
>I'm the only one in the thread

I do this all the time

Joke on you shithworld

Sup Forums is just me, you, and some guy who's constantly spamming

>reply to post giving extended detail, information and agreement with original post
>original poster is completely wrong on everything and I know but I do it anyway

>Unabashedly admit to it
>Know that no one will believe my bold-faced truth because I used over 40 proxies to reply to myself within the past half hour

>reply a thread of a popular show I don't even care about
>just shitpost and bait the whole time, with some serious critics I've read on the internet about said show inbetween
>sit and enjoy the (You)'s

lmao

>see funny, clever post
>screencap it
>wait a while for a similar thread
>post the same reply
>harvest (you)s

>argue with someone
>keep asking him to define words and explain what he means until he gets frustrated and gives up

>make a post that gets a lot of replies
>constantly revisit it using the archives

>user shreds me in an argument
>put thread on watch, wait until its on page 10 hours later
>call him a cuck and sage so i get the last word
>I win

>not trying to get dubs
>gets dubs anyway

>never posted on that korean harrypotter fanfiction board
>just read one americain using 40 proxies replying to himself

>criticize classic movie
>get kindergarten tier insults in return

>mfw only read posts that quote me or have more than 3 replies

underrated