Tipp Kick with real people - Germany Edition

German Kick news: Dembele may be gone to Barca
Buyern still a shit
Badsturber might go to Shitgart
Freiburg vs some Sloveanien shithouse going on right now
HSV signing second rate dutch shitters as always

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freiburg got me a bit worried in these first 20 minutes

Is some1 gonna make the bundes fantasy league?

comunio?

shit op

t. got always btfo by other tippkickers

Yes

youtube.com/watch?v=cXGUtCgzxag

neymar really wants to leave huh?

i've something in my pants you can tipp ;)

uhm, that's how ALL buy-out clauses work

>shitby

*in spain

>this clickbait

no

How fucking boring do you have to be as a human being to think that the Nerman to PSG transfer is in any way a negative thing

>bundesclubs struggling against literal who shithole clubs

how did everyone turn so shit in one season?

>in one season
It's been much longer under way, just becoming more and more apparent.

calm down, tinfoil hat
it's still preseason. hertha was knocked out by bröndby last year and bvb conceded goals against odds bk two years ago

they lost their 2 best players
theyre playing in Slovenia
Freiburg is generally not the best team Germany has to offer

yeah but dont forget the quality those clubs are on. should be 2nd or 3rd bundes level

night

>the bundes
hasnt sharted yet
>slovenian, danish, other shit tier third world leagues
already started

hmmm

>muh heart and passion
is actually a thing, and besides that, its not like Freiburg gets completly dominated

> mfw Badstuber is still alive

>niederlechner ded

The home game was completely different. Freiburgo doesn't want to be in the Europa League.

time for a halftime sneck

Guise

I have dutch eggs with the NL code in my fridge

Should I eat them?

no

Is this /bundes?

i've some eggs in my pants ;)

ask

Will you show me?

>the cities of shitby

I wouldnt worry about it sir. Fipronil© is a natural ingredient and not harmful to the human body. Hope I could help

BENUDLI

>the village of freiburg

>the absolute state of bundes

smhtobihoeneß

>shitcastle

Based Cashpoint Altach is through lads
That you in the pic?? Looking good hun :)

CASHPOINT is winning though

Looks like no Danish clubs in the Europa League then

This look like /bundes/ but I'm not sure...

>petersen

>by-derbyet was too exhausting

It's not really /bundes/ but it's the closest we'll get in these times

Ya I think so

lol fucking embarrassing

JUST

DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE

I blame Austria and Denmark.

>losing against a literal village

Wow Midtjylland goal deep in added time.

Yes

>Shitmountain

was there one bundes team that wasnt complete and udder trash in these preseason matches?

no

Werder for example

drollbost :DDDDD

Streich fags BTFO

it really is like watching those last dirtmund or buyern games

>play possessionball
>waste all chances
>get counterattack/standard
>receive goal

Can I upload this taktik to PES?

Everybody knows he doesn't like the Europa League

no this is exclusively for bundes clubs

>based cheeky streich losing on purpose

the absolute madman

>d-didn't care anyways

>Austrian teams in Europa league knockout round
2
>german teams in the Europa league knockout round
1
Is the Austria bundes, dare I say, the best bundes?

based Streich keeping his club as the underdog so they won't lose more players or get too rich

Feels good being an anticapitalist

this. taktikstreich sacrificing the euro to stay underground and establish themselves in the bundes

>german bundes

what a joke

>redditburg

Gonna make schnitzel

cold beer > schnitzel

yes time to open the beer© now

I washed down the schnitzel with cold beer
Thought Germans didn't drink beer cold though

really disappointed about freiburg choking desu

see all part of Streich's masterplan to win the /bundes/

I wish

the ayy lmaos have told me. thus it will be

the last time Freiburg played Europe they got relegated

3D Chess

based. just gonna believe you guys

How is it possible we adopt every meme those finnish turbo autists invent?

apparently thats the one thing theyre actually good at

hello

>freiburg

good night

sleep tight

thanks
you too

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd morning

hallo /bundes/
I have dilemma, sorry bout blog posting but need real german opinion.

When i was wee boy i started watching football, Now Because of my last name Aleman , which in several roman languages means "German", being a boy I supported that whenever I heard it on the tele.

So be 6, watch 2001 chmapions league, "El equipo Aleman" was Bayern Munchen, so I cheered on, loved Kahn , Effenberg etc.
So as autistic boy I became Bayern fan, lol.
2002 watching World Cup, Once again "El equipo Aleman" was Die Mannschaft so again i rooted for them.

Now fast forward to 2016, family does genetic testing, to no one surprise I am mostly Med (Ita, Gre, Spa in order of percentage) and around 20% German, the problem here lies is the following.

Aleman, comes from the Alemanni , which were given that name by the Romans thats why germans are called Aleman.

>However
The Alemanni are the Schwaben, and here I am supporting a >Bayern team.

>wat do?

kys

I have considered this for other reasons but regarding this matter;

>wat do?

Should I switch my allegiance of 15 years or just add a team from baden wurttemberg to support?

IN other news

why didn't mario gomez play the other day ?

he's a fatty fat fat

not gotze wtf

based Alexander Zverev! Holding up Germany's hopes for the first german slam since BB.

shut up

start supporting Hoffenheim and based Nagelsmann

dont support Stuttgart, they are >Schalke tier

>hoffenheim
>schwaben

his tits were amazing back in the days

hmm whats more alemmani Hoffenheim or Freiburg?

Honestly I dont even know what ~city my ancestors were from since that side of my family is estranged (father died) and ive never tlaked to them.

>inb4 muh heritage
>I'm going back to Europe once im self sustained, idk why my ancestors ever fucking left.

see

"no"

desu i expected you guys from /bundes/ to be NEET
but seems like youre all at work

You dumb idiot, you don't shit about the lands where your ancestors came from. Baden is not part of Schwaben, your only choices are Augsburg and especially Stuttgart if you want to support a Swabian team.

However, Schwäbisch and Alemannisch are not the same, Schwaben, Baden and even the German-speaking parts of Switzerland are all considered to be Alemannic.

>However, Schwäbisch and Alemannisch are not the same, Schwaben, Baden and even the German-speaking parts of Switzerland are all considered to be Alemannic.

after reading some I now know this that's what i was trying to discern wtf nigger

I know 3 swiss people who are alemanni too.

also its not my fucking fault i dont know, my family got split the fuck up after my father died.

so I still dont know, hmm

still feel dirty for >being a customer of Bayern.

>literally to dumb to google information
typical south "german" subhuman