German Kick news: Dembele may be gone to Barca
Buyern still a shit
Badsturber might go to Shitgart
Freiburg vs some Sloveanien shithouse going on right now
HSV signing second rate dutch shitters as always
Tipp Kick with real people - Germany Edition
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freiburg got me a bit worried in these first 20 minutes
Is some1 gonna make the bundes fantasy league?
comunio?
shit op
t. got always btfo by other tippkickers
Yes
youtube.com
neymar really wants to leave huh?
i've something in my pants you can tipp ;)
uhm, that's how ALL buy-out clauses work
>shitby
*in spain
>this clickbait
no
How fucking boring do you have to be as a human being to think that the Nerman to PSG transfer is in any way a negative thing
>bundesclubs struggling against literal who shithole clubs
how did everyone turn so shit in one season?
>in one season
It's been much longer under way, just becoming more and more apparent.
calm down, tinfoil hat
it's still preseason. hertha was knocked out by bröndby last year and bvb conceded goals against odds bk two years ago
they lost their 2 best players
theyre playing in Slovenia
Freiburg is generally not the best team Germany has to offer
yeah but dont forget the quality those clubs are on. should be 2nd or 3rd bundes level
night
>the bundes
hasnt sharted yet
>slovenian, danish, other shit tier third world leagues
already started
hmmm
>muh heart and passion
is actually a thing, and besides that, its not like Freiburg gets completly dominated
> mfw Badstuber is still alive
>niederlechner ded
The home game was completely different. Freiburgo doesn't want to be in the Europa League.
time for a halftime sneck
Guise
I have dutch eggs with the NL code in my fridge
Should I eat them?
no
Is this /bundes?
i've some eggs in my pants ;)
ask
Will you show me?
>the cities of shitby
I wouldnt worry about it sir. Fipronil© is a natural ingredient and not harmful to the human body. Hope I could help
BENUDLI
>the village of freiburg
>the absolute state of bundes
smhtobihoeneß
>shitcastle
Based Cashpoint Altach is through lads
That you in the pic?? Looking good hun :)
CASHPOINT is winning though
Looks like no Danish clubs in the Europa League then
This look like /bundes/ but I'm not sure...
>petersen
>by-derbyet was too exhausting
It's not really /bundes/ but it's the closest we'll get in these times
Ya I think so
lol fucking embarrassing
JUST
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I blame Austria and Denmark.
>losing against a literal village
Wow Midtjylland goal deep in added time.
Yes
>Shitmountain
was there one bundes team that wasnt complete and udder trash in these preseason matches?
no
Werder for example
drollbost :DDDDD
Streich fags BTFO
it really is like watching those last dirtmund or buyern games
>play possessionball
>waste all chances
>get counterattack/standard
>receive goal
Can I upload this taktik to PES?
Everybody knows he doesn't like the Europa League
no this is exclusively for bundes clubs
>based cheeky streich losing on purpose
the absolute madman
>d-didn't care anyways
>Austrian teams in Europa league knockout round
2
>german teams in the Europa league knockout round
1
Is the Austria bundes, dare I say, the best bundes?
based Streich keeping his club as the underdog so they won't lose more players or get too rich
Feels good being an anticapitalist
this. taktikstreich sacrificing the euro to stay underground and establish themselves in the bundes
>german bundes
what a joke
>redditburg
Gonna make schnitzel
cold beer > schnitzel
yes time to open the beer© now
I washed down the schnitzel with cold beer
Thought Germans didn't drink beer cold though
really disappointed about freiburg choking desu
see all part of Streich's masterplan to win the /bundes/
I wish
the ayy lmaos have told me. thus it will be
the last time Freiburg played Europe they got relegated
3D Chess
based. just gonna believe you guys
How is it possible we adopt every meme those finnish turbo autists invent?
apparently thats the one thing theyre actually good at
hello
>freiburg
good night
sleep tight
thanks
you too
geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd morning
hallo /bundes/
I have dilemma, sorry bout blog posting but need real german opinion.
When i was wee boy i started watching football, Now Because of my last name Aleman , which in several roman languages means "German", being a boy I supported that whenever I heard it on the tele.
So be 6, watch 2001 chmapions league, "El equipo Aleman" was Bayern Munchen, so I cheered on, loved Kahn , Effenberg etc.
So as autistic boy I became Bayern fan, lol.
2002 watching World Cup, Once again "El equipo Aleman" was Die Mannschaft so again i rooted for them.
Now fast forward to 2016, family does genetic testing, to no one surprise I am mostly Med (Ita, Gre, Spa in order of percentage) and around 20% German, the problem here lies is the following.
Aleman, comes from the Alemanni , which were given that name by the Romans thats why germans are called Aleman.
>However
The Alemanni are the Schwaben, and here I am supporting a >Bayern team.
>wat do?
kys
I have considered this for other reasons but regarding this matter;
>wat do?
Should I switch my allegiance of 15 years or just add a team from baden wurttemberg to support?
IN other news
why didn't mario gomez play the other day ?
he's a fatty fat fat
not gotze wtf
based Alexander Zverev! Holding up Germany's hopes for the first german slam since BB.
shut up
start supporting Hoffenheim and based Nagelsmann
dont support Stuttgart, they are >Schalke tier
>hoffenheim
>schwaben
his tits were amazing back in the days
hmm whats more alemmani Hoffenheim or Freiburg?
Honestly I dont even know what ~city my ancestors were from since that side of my family is estranged (father died) and ive never tlaked to them.
>inb4 muh heritage
>I'm going back to Europe once im self sustained, idk why my ancestors ever fucking left.
see
"no"
desu i expected you guys from /bundes/ to be NEET
but seems like youre all at work
You dumb idiot, you don't shit about the lands where your ancestors came from. Baden is not part of Schwaben, your only choices are Augsburg and especially Stuttgart if you want to support a Swabian team.
However, Schwäbisch and Alemannisch are not the same, Schwaben, Baden and even the German-speaking parts of Switzerland are all considered to be Alemannic.
>However, Schwäbisch and Alemannisch are not the same, Schwaben, Baden and even the German-speaking parts of Switzerland are all considered to be Alemannic.
after reading some I now know this that's what i was trying to discern wtf nigger
I know 3 swiss people who are alemanni too.
also its not my fucking fault i dont know, my family got split the fuck up after my father died.
so I still dont know, hmm
still feel dirty for >being a customer of Bayern.
>literally to dumb to google information
typical south "german" subhuman