Its a joe thinks he has worked out a system that society should stick to and tells kevin smith about like hes some kind...

>its a joe thinks he has worked out a system that society should stick to and tells kevin smith about like hes some kind of genius but its just socialism episode

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>its a joe calls himself a libertarian but keeps arguing subtly for socialism episode

DUDE DMT LMAO

>it's a joe raped two girls in 1996 but no one will ever call him out on it episode

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>it's a joe offers fitness advice in between discussing his multiple surgeries episode

>its a krager thinks his opinion is relevant episode

>Its a Schaub, Callen and Edgy Brah episode

>it's a Joe has Sam Harris or some other guest on to talk at him about AI or simulated universe or some other "whoa dude deeep" shit while he gets high

>it's a Joe talks about smoking weed with his oldest daughter while neglecting the fact that it's his wife's child she had with a dead black man episode

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Never listened to the podcast but this pasta does it for me every time

>its a clean middling comic, random hunter or forgettable food enthusiast episode

Who's the comedian who always brings his wife to the podcast? It seems all they can talk about is gross-out humor. I always skip their episodes.

Fucking kek

>50K surgeries every 6 months for his herniated discs
>believes poor college students, liberal arts Baristas with four master degrees and factory workers can afford it
>keeps talking about the wonders of stem cells even though one shot costs about 200K and the results are not 100% guaranteed.
>keeps shilling his snake oil company at least 10 times an episode
>does training videos where he uses kettlebells incorrectly and uses way too heavy weights for his midget buildJESUS CHRIST JOE! YOURE ALMOST 50, NOT 20!

I like his show, but most of the things outside of MMA, some comedy and hunting, he knows jack shit about.
He's also a repressed homosexual who fired Redban because he made a homojoke aimed at him on air.

>It's a James Hetfield doesn't actually talk about bees for an hour episode

i loved the latest episode with that hunter-cook dude Hank Shaw
the Metallica guy episode was good too

Bull Burr?
fuck off, Burr is a legend

Ioved how the metallica guy went on about raising bees. I was legit interested in that part.

>It's a Burr had to give away Cloe(his dog) because his wife was afraid that the dog would attack his new baby episode

>It's a Burr shills for a nigger dog breed episode

>its a Burr points out all the pitfalls of women and marriage then marries a woman with no redeeming qualities episode

>keeping a nigger dog that has bit people around your kid

Eh, she was a rescue dog and Bill took a liking to her.
It is, as you said, a nigger dog breed that shouldn't be allowed to breed.

yeah, she seems really bitchy, no idea why she would marry her, she seems to be exactly the type he shits on

fuck off with those memes, i have an Rotweiller and its literally the goodiest and most lovable dogger in existence.
nigger dogs are the once owned by dumb and retards that dont know how to discipline and train them, not specific breeds per se

No I mean a guest on Joe's podcast. He always brings his wife and the 3 of them talk about fart and vomit jokes for hours. It's retarded.

They are dangerous to anyone except you and your immediate family.
They are dogs bred to attack.
One day it will attack someone(hopefully not a child that would turn into a ragdoll in your dogs mouth after it breaks it's neck)
and you will think back to this thread.
It's a shit dog.
If you want a good guard dog, get a German Shepherd. It doubles as a stable family dog as well.

>They are dangerous to anyone except you and your immediate family.

and how is that bad?thats why i keep a rotweiller as a guard dog.i have a huge yerd so i dont really need to walk him among people either, but if you enter my land without invitation you will get bitten, its simple as that.

He knows as much about MMA as any other fan who trains and has watched it for a few years. He may know comedy because he's done it for so long but when he puts his "method" into action the result is terribly unfunny. He is not a funny person at all. On his podcast he stomps on any attempt from any guest that makes a joke. The hunting aspect is the most aggravating thing, because going on hunts with professional hunting guides does not make you a hunter. He doesn't put in the work that the guides do, he gets cash and free equipment from Hoyt and other hunting products for plugging their products on his podcast and social media. He's not behind the wheel, he's just along for the ride. These companies latched on to his self serving interests and exploited his already exploited fanbase to maximize profits, which has become the whole point of his podcast in the first place. It's disgusting.

you've never met a rottweiler if you believe this, they arent retarded fighting breed like pitbulls or terriers

>He's also a repressed homosexual who fired Redban because he made a homojoke aimed at him on air.

proofs?

adolescence is idolizing libertarianism
adulthood is realizing socialism makes more sence

>you've never met a rottweiler if you believe this
say that to my face and not online and see what happens

what a shitty fucking show that was

When you have Seth Rogen adapting the comic, you knew it was fucked.
The graphic novel is still gold though.

Tom Segura?

I don't care what anyone says, Joe Rogan is
C O M F Y
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Tom Segura and whatever his wife's name is. I used to listen to them but hearing about how they were brought up rich kids and their constant jabs at "poor trash" was enough for me. Hypocritical gluttonous slobs without a sense of self.

His dad works at fucking Merrill Lynch and only talks about shit and farts. Talk about trash

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damn dude, butthole-face

BAN PITBULLS. GET EM THE HELL OUTTA HERE

i watched only one episode with this guy and holy shit, i remember hem talking about some hotel room that they nicknamed and wanted to visit again because hes wife apparently had the biggest fucking fat ever inside, what the fuck?
seems like they really talk about that shit all the time

>being a grown man
>needing a guard dog

Beta as fuck.

>being a grown man means i should stay on guard 24/7 so i can be sure some nigger or gypsy wont steal something from my yard while im away or sleeping

nice logic dude

Fuck pitbulls. My parents are looking for one more dog before they die, want to get one from the shelter and literally all they have are pitbulls or pitbull mixes. Seriously, been going about once a month for the last year and nothing but pitbulls. Where the fuck are all these pitbulls coming from?

>literally no one above the age of 23 believes your shit
>its for adults
Foreigner detected

>dude it's insane to have one guy rule 300 million people
>what's your solution?
>the Internet

Legit what he said.

How do you know some podunk dude from illinois doesn't have an insightful opinion on some aspect of politics?

Our current system is listening to Politicians, (((Academics))) and people with money paying off politicians. Why not decentralize the government?

Dude this is Joe Rogan's old comedy bit about Body Builders being closeted homosexuals.

youtube.com/watch?v=dwYujEnPkqE

And then look at Joe, he's an obsessed bodybuilder who can't stop thinking about men.

It's very clear he wants some sweet man ass.

>It's a Louis CK will never, EVER come on the podcast episode

Stick to classic opie and anthony, cuckolds

Based Krager

>it's a schaub episode
I want him to leave retirement and get KTFO so bad he gets brain damage for real.

Wew lad

no, i mean about redban being fired coz of a joke

>joe asks jordan peterson why people are so psychotic as to study marxism
>joe pitches full communism next episode