Only country in Africa to have resisted western imperialism

>Only country in Africa to have resisted western imperialism

Are Ethiopians the smartest niggers?

Didn't italy conquer them?

I don't think so. I know they were the only African country that remained not imperialized during WWII

Only nigger country which managed to achieve proper statehood and WUZ actually KANGS during it's history.

Too bad that Ethiopians are technically Caucasians and not Negroids.

They was colonialised by italy m8, not britain or france but fucking italy

It dis take them 2 atempts. They got wrecked the first time.

It lasted for 5 years and they have failed at their first attempt in the 19th centruy.

i thought they were capoids or some shit

yes

thisMussolini was butthurt that the Ethiopians managed to remain independent during the era of colonization, so he came back during the 1930's with a shitload of tanks and planes.

All hail king salasi rasta fuar aey mon

They are. Lived with Ethiopian who had masters degree in computer sciences. Then he tried to clean liquid with my vacuum cleaner and broke it. Great guy.

Yeah and the rest of the international comunity refused to acknowledge the annexation and Haile Selassie sat at the League of Nations with the rest of them. Later, Mussolini the manlet would have his shit pushed in in WW2.

Crackers need weapons and tools to conquer and achieve anything compared to aliens your worst than niggers

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Blessed be Selassie ganja smoke mon

It failed because italy was at war with like 80% of the entire world, not really a Ethiopian archivement

They belonged to Italy at the start of WW2 and had done for 3 years. They got their freedom after we drove the Italians out and gave it back to Haile Selassie after forcing him to honour his pre-war promises about ending slavery, which he had broken and was the justification for Italy invading and ending the trade in the first place, and keep the practice banned.

What kind of shitty vacuum did you have? I've never had a problem cleaning up liquids.

The League of Nations was irrelevant by then, all the axis powers had left it and the allies had ignored its calls about not rearming.

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I spent about a month in Ethiopia travelling.

Nicest place in Africa by far. The higher altitudes mean the land, at least most of it, is green and lush. It reminded me a lot of England. The people are friendly and of the Ethiopian/Nubian race: tall, slender, thin noses. Very staunch Coptic Christians.

Disgusting food though, although they drink honeyed mead, which is nice.

Must be a shitty euro-type vacuum only meant for cleaning small cuck shed "flats." Never had a problem vacuuming up small amounts of liquid. Shit you can even buy vacuums specifically for large quantities of liquid.

Ibos are the smartest blacks, Ethopians probably come close second because they have a lot of Arab blood.

What about Liberia?

Based Ethiopian-Irish bloodline.

Nah, niggers are still niggers.

Someone correct me, but didn't the Italians fail to colonize Ethopia the first time because the KANGZ in Ethopia had enough wealth to hire white mercenaries?

we went easy on em because they were christians

which is also the reason they get more aid than other worse-off countries

HAHAHA IS THIS FUCKING REAL

thanks for the rare m8

This can't be real.

No white mercenaries. Though orthodox volunteers from Serbia Greece and Russia did form a regiment

I agree, Italians are niggers

They were left alone because they were christian. But religion began counting for shit somewhere during the late 19th century as it was being replaced by socialism and nationalism.

From my understanding they used their smarts and got some European weaponry. I don't really know the rest of the details.
>Also bumping with historical pics from the 2nd Ethiopia-Italy conflict

Same could be said then about the American Revolutionary War.

Think they were given a bit of a free pass seeing as they had some semblance of ancient, Christian, civilization which the Great Powers would have respected. Lots of links to the ancient Jewish, Christian and Muslim powers so they picked up a lot from them. A pity they didn't expand southward and Westward really to form a greater empire - wouldn't have made Africa awesome but might have made part of it less of a stone-age shithole than it was when Europeans sauntered in and took over.

Altitudes, or latitudes?

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dhey wuz master race n shiet

got helped by de russians, armed and military help

was communist shithole and millions died

now it's full of starving niggers

Not real but the Italians still got rekt

Ethiopia is cool as fuck tbqh

The whole "starving Ethiopian" meme is just because their country went to shit after commies took over and destroyed everything.

They actually WUZ KANGZ and have really interesting history and culture that dates back thousands of years.

>commies

Their old Aksum empire got fucked by muslims too

Firstly all of Africa was capable of making iron and steels via direct processes since 800BC and they had quite a bit of meteoric iron before that (not much tin though so less bronze than Europe). Secondly Ethiopians wouldn't have been encouraged to expand South due to tsetse flies, West into Sudan was infertile desert and North was controlled by Mamluks who had Ottoman backing etc.

They had a simlar result against the French. Yes, you read that right.

There's a reason for the "dagoes are niggers" meme.

This, altough i'm not 100% sure about if they're caucasoid

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They have the ark of the covenant

>restore the dynasty
>conquer Erithreia, Somalia, Djibiuti
>spread Ethiopian Orthodox Christianity over the region

MEGA

Don't they have a relationship with Somalia that's similar to one the Dominican Republic has with Haiti?

Very good comparison.

>implying half breeds don't hate their existence

Stop spreading damaging memes

>1000 Ethiopians taking out 17000 Italians..
Must be some ultral elite special forces Kek
Italy should have demanded a recount, but probably could have been worse.

>expel somalis out of the Ogaden
>force everyone else to be christian
>make eritrea stop pretending it's different and special

we did it

They are Caucasian, after all.

it's true

Pic related: Eritrea's only purpose. To ship out tanned Germans. These are Eritreans.
They started a small conflict with Ethiopia this past weekend. Their war is probably making a comeback, too.

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