Dodgers @ Braves: HollyWOOD Edition

Wood vs Newcomb

>Dodgers
1. LF CT3
2. SS Señor StealYoGirl
3. 3B Ginger Jesus
4. 1B NL RotY
5. 2B LoFo
6. C "The Backup"
7. CF Banana Boy
8. RF #PuigYourGoldGlove
9. P HollyWOOD

>Barves
who cares

Will Justin Turner make the HoF? He's clearly been the best 3B for the last 4 years.

Flower power man strikes again

Newcomb is looking a lot better then his last outing against the dodgers. His start vs phils was good too.

Georgia seems like it would be a comfy place to live if it wasn't for all the racist hillbilly shit.

it's been one inning

>it's another dodgers win episode.

Based Wildling

>6. C "The Backup"
>not Awesome Barnes

he's been pretty average since that salami in SD

>bases loaded
>no outs

Do we get the 2015 or 2017 Dodgers this inning?

both teams are playing some really shitty baseball

>RISP

How about "couldn't hit the side of of a barnes"

or Barnestain Bear

meh the backup is good enough

Still 2017

They might have only got 1 run but they got the pitcher i think over 70 pitches already in 3 innings.

that curveball's not lasting past the 5th

Is Alex Wood's mom a MILF?

Is there any kind of precedence for the jersey # of those guys on each team that are basically the designated call up/send down 10 times a month?
I saw Darvish stole Trayce's number, and while I figured he wasn't getting any more chances this year I wondered if that is truly a sign of a guy not getting called up again for the year, or if guys having their number stolen while in the minors is a common occurence

Also found it odd that they're using Greinke's number since his number is obv going to be universally retired by all teams for breaking the autism barrier like Robinson did with that color thing

Looks like it'd be the mom of that manlet from Baseketball

Cmon Pweeg

>7 walks in 5 innings
Wew

DOUBLE DUBS O SHIT

damn it yameal

have they lost their mojo, bros?

got caught slippin

>barves

APOLOGIZE

Based Wildling

whoops, was busy and thought they were behind. nevermind.

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Why is the fact that Kyle Farmer is a "Georgia Bulldog" so noteworthy? I don't think I've heard his name said once without the school also being mentioned.

thank you based banana man

they probably don't have much else to say about him and need to fill dead air

cause he has nothing worth mentioning in his virgin baseball career

also
thank you based memerico man

It's because they're in GA and Wood + Fields are both bulldogs as well.

Cingrani in the 9th?

>forsythe

you mentioned that already, joe davis.

Yep. He's warming up now.

>Both LHP relievers the dodgers got at the deadline are named Tony

I just realized this.

holy shit, this dude fucking sucks

Alright, get rid of Cingrani. Fucking horrible.

oh boy, here we go...

Poor Cingrani.

What a rough way to start with a new team.

>tfw Fields and Baez are better than this shitcinnati fag

>pick up guy with 6 ERA
>wait what he sucks? who could have guessed!?
the worst part is van smash was one of my 5 fave doyers, and after 10+ years in the organization he got dumped for a guy who will be on the roster for 2 weeks

barves are a pretty potent offense. i see them making a run at the division soon if they get their pitching sorted

>projecting this much
don't recall anyone praising the guy.

Give Honeycutt some time with him.

He turned Wood into what he is today. He fixed Baez. He can fix Cingrani.

Meh it seems like cingrani will get the job done. Doyers won't get that aesthetic 7-1 win though

>van smash
they've had no use for him for two years. at least a throwaway bullpen piece may be useful

Van Slyke hasn't had a place since the emergence of Toles and Chris Taylor.

He still half had a job then as a fill-in for those 3 games a season AGon would sit
But then AGod got hurt for the first time ever and they called up the dinger meme

spoken like a man in love

Who can stop him?!