Are you ready for the Keanu Renaissance Sup Forums?

Are you ready for the Keanu Renaissance Sup Forums?

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>they kill his new dog

Holy shit really? What a hack.

>more boring power fantasy flicks for plebs who get off on how insecure they are IRL

>written by the writers of episode 7

more for "straight" guys who desperately want to taste keanus dick and balls and cum

New trailer looks awesome

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You see it standing right next to him when his house gets blown up lad.

Addy needs to make an appearance

Why was John Wick even a thing? Its a goddamn mafiadude who goes on a rampage because of a fucking dead dog, literally no plot and depth given

t. nu-males

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It's a generic mindless action movie hyped up by the plebbiter masses.

Legit waiting for Hugo Weaving to show up as Agent Smith at some point.

Alex Winter for John Wick 3

>i only watch arthouse films

>implying killing man's best friend is not good enough reason to go on a killing spree

John Wick, I'm CIA
ughhh, you don't get to bring dog

It's a pretty straight to the point action movie that's well shot and has some top notch choreographed action sequences and gun fights, even if they aren't entirely practical.
One of my favourite parts about it is how all of the other characters treat John as if he's some kind of mythic figure too.

I can see why you'd need depth - otherwise you wouldn't be able to properly service your boyfriends cock, now would you, you flaming homo

wow what a shit human you must be

so if keanu's dick was right in your face right now, you wouldn't lick it, even just a little?

I WOULD GIVE HIM A BJ