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Who is your favourite male fighter?
jones
>Anyone taking Paulie seriously about anything after he got cucked by Adrian Broner and denied it on national television
goobs
If I had to pick.
no goldie introducing zagbit magomedsharipov
I hope he wins
But I just think Moreno is a bad match up for Sergio
Heem's boys
Amanda Nunes
Nigga who is a tryhard loser and Goobs needs to find his pants.
What will you do when Floyd's too-small head bounces off the canvas?
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How do I make webm of el cucuy at ufc 214?
step one: cut a hole in a box
then what?
two: put your junk in that box
Do you have the video?
streamable.com
This confrontation between Wanderlei Silva and Chael Sonnen is funny because Silva talks like a reetard and Chael coldy shuts him down.
Looks like Paulie is officially out of team McGregor
Can Goober see over the steering wheel?
do you hate him?
Xmedia recode will get it done. Never tried it but other people swear by webm for retards
You don't need to see the road when you predict deez tings
how can one family have so much talent
this is the power of steroids
who is your favorite female fighter? be honest in your answer.
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS
For me, it's Baelexa Grasso.
Which one got high on spice?
HEAD MOVEMENT
It actually shits me that she uses head movement when it's not useful; while she's not attacking or defending. She doesn't take her head off the line, and she doesn't use head movement well to defend against strikes. But she moves her head when she's bobbing back and forth, so therefore she has good boxing!
Bleh.
I like her, and relative to her division she can easily be top five. But she has bad habits that I won't believe she can kick until she does.
she should be bobbing back and forth with her head alright
DELET
You're thinking of Paige, my guy.
Randa
Does that faggot know his muscles aren't that big to where he has to leave his arms like that 24/7
wmma > manlet division
thicc
Don't make fun of Goober like that, Invisible Lat Syndrome is incurable.
He does it to make himself look bigger
>athlete poses for a photo
>omg why does he do that guys
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Shogun be like tha fuck is dis guy doin
You just know.
>this fatass won't let me eat her ass
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How do you know she won't let you? Did you ask her?
She's freaky as fuck, she might be down for it.
Everyone I've talked to so far reckons Niko smokes Jouban
I don't see how? Do people just sleep on Alan?
fug
It might be a tad early since she just made her pro debut, but Juju Auclair is in the same weight class. Would make for some top notch dry humping
everyone just saw him get finished by a meme hypejob tbf
Jouban had a broken foot a month and a half ago, didn't he?
>NFL
>Talent
Their only talent is being large which, obviously, is not a talent.
>juju
hnng
Price seems kind of terrible to me
>dry
Rin would be wet as fuck for sure my man.
I- can't let you get close silva-san
>shoots for a takedown in flip flops
The absolute madman.
Rizin has some pretty seriously elite camera work going on
kek, I just went back to watch Price's last fight and it turns out he popped for marijuana
Jouban had better watch out for that PED abusing motherfucker
looks like a dude
let me just put on 10 stone then nfl here i come!
Found your waifu
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>Ireland finds out about proxies.jpg
>The longtime play-by-play voice of the Octagon unceremoniously parted ways with the UFC last year after spending 20 years as a mainstay of the company’s broadcast booth — exiting the UFC without even a tribute from the promotion itself. On Monday, speaking publicly for the first time since his departure, Goldberg said he was stunned to learn of the UFC’s decision to not renew his contract at the beginning of December, and explained that he simply resolved to close out the final three shows of his UFC career with the same level of professionalism as everything that came before.
>“It was a shock,” Goldberg said on The MMA Hour. “I was speechless. I didn’t know what type of emotion to have, because I was just in a state of shock and disbelief. People love that warm, fuzzy blanket. That’s what you were describing a second ago, and (longtime broadcast partner) Joe (Rogan) and I have been that warm, fuzzy blanket for a long time when it came to the UFC. Everybody gets new blankets and they get new furniture, but at the end of the day, when you cuddle up on a Sunday and you watch football, that blanket in the corner that’s got holes in it, and it’s kinda smelly but that’s your blanket, that’s the one you utilize.
>“Joe and I have been so blessed and fortunate to be — and I love the description, ‘the soundtrack’ — so blessed and fortunate to be the soundtrack of the UFC for so long, that it really was, I was in shock and disbelief for that reason.”
will he ever smile again
When he can finally eat chicken again
So in like 6 months
I'm glad that Goldberg was self-aware enough to realise that the only reason people liked him as an announcer was his familiarity.
For sure my man
>I am a smelly blanket
What did he mean by this?
Jouban has power in his hands and he's a decent striker. I've never seen him get wrestlefucked, Price will be swinging for the fences and missing and getting touched up on the feet
Jouban is a chinlet
Spoopy skeleton lookin like she's about to break a hip.
Still would let her slobber on me bell end
not all that fussed about jouban 2bh
Wasn't enough for Perry to take him out
not all that fussed about Gunnar 2bh
On top of that, the reason I like goldie is because I don't give a fuck about the commentary. It's better to hear goldberg get some stuff wrong than anik/stann spitting of fun facts and irrelevant shit.
Did Perry land cleanly once? I haven't watched that fight since it happened.
I'm not either 2bh
Perry had a limited skill set going into that fight and couldn't get close to him to land anything. That fight really caused platinum to grow
inb4 somethnig somethnig eyepoke
why didnt chiesa exploit his babbychin instead of trying to memejitz him
I haven't either, but I think he wobbled him once at the end of round 1 before the leg kicks totally fucked him
Cheeser has poo striking
Because Chiesa is a brainlet
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is she not able to bed her back? jesus how is she so stiff
Perry would probably heem Price and Jouban beat him
I always thought pic related was from the werdum knee, well shit
Which fight was this?
JDS.
JDS dude
Stipe?
The JDS fight, after JDS spinning meme kicked him
>Who is your favourite male fighter?
>male
You're like one of those Americucks who call the national Soccer Team the US Men's National Team.
At least this guy is trolling:
why didn't hunt just knee him in the face the first two times
Of course, thanks brehs.
I think he may have been waiting on the sprawl to stay off the ground
you can't be serious
Conor is the GOAT Cringe Flexer
Shogun knows:
>/heem/: RIP in peace Goldie edition
He isn't dead you big dummy!