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Ignore Aussie shitposter edition


Real Madrid boss Zinedine Zidane believes the club must sell winger Gareth Bale, 28, if they are to sign Monaco's 18-year-old forward Kylian Mbappe. (Marca)

Manchester United are tracking the situation at Real Madrid and are poised to make a £90m offer for Wales international Bale. (Daily Star)

But Red Devils boss Jose Mourinho is convinced he can sign Bale for less than £90m. (Don Balon, via Daily Express)

Chelsea striker Diego Costa, 28, will hand in a formal transfer request with the Premier League champions. (Independent)

Costa's lawyer has threatened legal action against Chelsea after the Blues vetoed a loan move to Italian side AC Milan before a January return to former club Atletico Madrid, after the Spanish side's transfer ban ends. (Mirror)

French champions Monaco are preparing a £45m bid for Arsenal and Chile forward Alexis Sanchez, 28, who is entering the final year of his contract with the Gunners. (Sun)

Tottenham are interested in Genoa forward Giovanni Simeone, the 22-year-old son of Atletico Madrid boss Diego. (Mirror)

Everton boss Ronald Koeman is still hoping to sign another forward this summer, with Arsenal and France striker Olivier Giroud, 30, a potential target. (Liverpool Echo)

Southampton defender Virgil van Dijk, 26, is likely to miss the opening of the Premier League season with his future looking increasingly uncertain. (Telegraph)

Chelsea are ready to challenge Liverpool for Van Dijk by offering Saints £50m for the Netherlands centre-back. (The Times - subscription required)

Sunderland are set to sell 29-year-old winger Jeremain Lens after agreeing a £4.5m fee with Besiktas. (Sunderland Echo)

The Black Cats are in advanced talks with Aston Villa over a loan for Scottish striker Ross McCormack, 30. (Daily Mail)

Belgian club Anderlecht have entered the race to sign 31-year-old Barcelona defender Thomas Vermaelen, who is also a target for West Brom. (Birmingham Mail)

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Has Morata scored yet?

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Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez kissed the club badge in front of the cameras during training on Thursday. (Telegraph)

The Gunners' Emirates Stadium has gone 100% 'green' by switching to renewable energy. (IBTimes)

As Neymar signs a world record deal with Paris St-Germain, Sir Stanley Matthews' first professional contract with Stoke City is going up for auction. His weekly wage was £5. (Stoke Sentinel)

Did National League North club North Ferriby United pip PSG to the post? (North Ferriby United)

PSG attacking midfielder Javier Pastore has offered Neymar his number 10 shirt, saying: "I want to make him feel comfortable and happy from day one." (PSG website)

Ex-Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp, now in charge of Birmingham, says Spurs have the best starting XI in England. (Talksport)

Two lower-tier American teams have asked the Court of Arbitration for Sport to impose promotion and relegation on the US football pyramid. (NBC)

Dating app Tinder have confirmed they are interested in sponsoring Manchester United. (Daily Mail)

>there's still possible trade between Real and United.

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>PSG attacking midfielder Javier Pastore has offered Neymar his number 10 shirt, saying: "I want to make him feel comfortable and happy from day one." (PSG website)
nice guy. deserves more love

>Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez kissed the club badge in front of the cameras during training on Thursday. (Telegraph)
it looked more like a joke he was having with ozil

If Wonga has swallowed his pride and made a least one marquee signing per season his team would actually be competitive

Instead his team is full of mediocre players who is carried by Sanchez who was tricked into signing with a promise of CL and PL trophies

When Wonga gets sacked, Arsenal will need to do a holocaust tier player purge that will make Pep's purge look like a laugh

What else has he offered to make him feel welcome and loved

I'll post it again since the other thread was almost dead when I did

Tottenham In Talks Over Potential £36m Double Swoop

>TeamTalk are citing a report from Genoa-based paper Il Secolo XIX that claims Spurs have made contact with with the Italian outfit to discuss the availability of striker Simeone and winger Laxalt. No doubt Genoa will be keen to keep hold of the attacking duo but the report indicates the Serie A side would be willing to do business if Tottenham put around £36m on the table.

Simeone is the son of Atletico Madrid manager Diego and he enjoyed a fine debut season in Italy having scored 12 goals in 35 appearances following his move from River Plate last summer.

>Laxalt joined Genoa on a permanent deal from Inter Milan last summer after initially impressing on loan and he’s already been capped by the senior Uruguayan national team having previously represented his country at youth level.

Alri

Hey, mate. How are you?

Neymar on "se queda" Tweet: "It was a bit of relaxed moment, we were having lunch together... I told him not to post it."

You're delusional if you think he had a choice.

shut up. I just like Pastore. He should come to the prem

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is this alison brie?
where did they come from

youtube.com/watch?v=ipiqZngaTIY

it is. new leak

>being gay for a footballer

queer cunt stop coming here and stinking up these threads with your cum breath

based
thought they were bigger though

Neymar, what the fuck have you done? You, Messi and Suarez formed the greatest attck ever seen, you were a key part of Barça, more than that, you were a friend, why did you betray everyone? You should aim to destroy PSG, not join them! I believed in you, we believed in you. Now I even doubt you'll be able to reach your full potential, you'll be playing in a shitty league with a shitty coach and you'll be giving more time to party and night clubs with Alves and Silva than to your training. You doomed yourself.

state of this aussie alt rightist

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based porn posting macedonian

Man, that cunt is fucked, he uploads like hundreds of statuses a day on facebook, is he too retarded to realize that everyones just making fun of him or does he just roll with it?

Hacker known as Sup Forums

this one is 10/10

there are some better pics in the leaks

i wonder who she took them for

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>A customer (United """fan""") I work with is convinced that they're signing Bayol

her husband the shorter Franko brother

Someone's birthday

You m8, she leaked them on purpose so you'd see them.

how the fuck did you get that from my post
hmm think he could do better

Link to the new leaks?

what did he mean by this?
Same for Marcelo and Isco

>Be Conte
>Want to get rid of your old striker
>Instead of selling him you keep him at the club
>Dont have any plans opf playing him
>Ruin his career in the prime of his career
Why is he being such a cunt to Costa after they won the league?

It was for a Mr Chad Burly

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how do celebs get hacked? do they just pick shit passwords

Costa decided midseason that he don't want to play for Chelsea anymore, forcing Conte into playing literally who as a striker. He had it coming.

I actually forgot about that shit

Conte trying to mentally impose himself and dominate Costa, establishing himself as the alpha in the relationship
>thanks for the seasono

the cloud jew

>jews getting jew'd
heh

>in my eyes it is UEFA(lona) who is evil

its not conte's decision to try and milk more money from atleti

>non-league rumors

get out yank

Alison Brie nudds to the internet. World record transfer fee. Pretty good transfer window.

Daily reminder that Real Madrid spent £40m on a 16 y/o

Remember when Sup Forums was only ironically cringey? Plebbit has absolutely killed this website.

So is costa still gunna play in the pl?

her tits looked bigger in community

No. He'll play from atletico from january. Question is what he'll do aug->dec. I'm gonna guess loan move to turkey or fuck all at atleti training grounds

Sup Forums has been a SoCal snakebite teenager hangout since 2011, only serving its purpose as a containment board along so many other places.
The Fappening really massively increased the traffic (and worldwide exposure), before there was even a slight decline in numbers but after that it skyrocketed.

cant wait for La Liga to reject the Mbappe to Madrid transfer as it may break FFP rules

fuck this temperature lads, this summer will be the fucking death of me, i've been having exploding diarheea for the past 3-4 days

they wouldn't have signed morata if he was

fucking why?

are we talking about diego costa?

Romanian public health everyone

He can come play for liverpool if conte has the shits with him what the fuck are chelsea doing how do retarded things like this happen.

just drop it you sad sack of shit you're embarrassing

You don't even know the difference between league and non-league

he doesn't want to go anywhere but atletico

hilarious how one gets so angry so easily. Are you a child?

Why do people not like the McDonald's CS? It's a big matchup, produced some great matches and usually the winner goes on to have a good season

why he's such a character why not try and keep him at the epl

just because he had a falling out with chelsea doesn't mean he'd get the same treatment at a different pl club

why aren't other clubs tapping him up? He'd be worth what 80-100mil ?

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Clearly Alison Brie’s titties are in desperate need of a good hard tongue lashing from a virile Muslim man. For once Alison feels the coarse bristles of a pious Muslim’s beard chafing her immodestly bulbous breasts she will no doubt learn the importance of not taking topless photos such as this one.

Yes this nude selfie proves that like nearly all Western women Alison Brie is an immoral whore who needs the strong hand of a powerful Muslim to set her on a righteous path. For us Muslim men are blessed by Allah with the gift of being able to beat the sin out of nearly any woman. Of course some require more work than others, but in the end even if they are knocked unconscious they will at least a be a chaste and morally upstanding bloody heap.

*walks towards you*

Why are you reading in anger into the post? It was clearly dismissive yet you still projected anger onto it for some phantom reason. I wonder what's wrong

I pray to a number of rain gods and all fifteen saints but nothing happens.

>russiaids

>wet spam way

don't really know who allison brie is

wake me up when there are sophie turner nudes

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If I was am irrelevant actress with n8ce tits like allison brie I would pose nude for playboy rather than gain nothing from leaks

Why is the uk so high

>you sad sack of shit
>not angry
lmao at you

community and bojack horseman are her most notable work
she's also the lead in a new netflix show

we are talking about diego costa. He had a falling out with Conte. On top of that Costa is a bit unpredictable so to speak

nhs in crisis

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>Why is the uk so high

We're just always a bit more shit than the rest of Western Europe for some reason.

Don't think the pakis are using condoms when they're raping your girls.

Scots and their dirty needles

But that's how you were acting. It doesn't require anger to point out such a fact.

Sounds like you took offense to it and projected your resultant anger. Maybe you should see someone about that.

some of these beards at the bottom

Welcome to monaco

>ttfw americans think a takeaway being a front for a pedo gang is just a meme

pakistan's got a lower aids rate than the uk you tit

It's not that common in most of asia

I would've thought France would be worse off in that case

This is probably true, Wales also has a herion problem

fear of a name only creates more fear of the thing itself

Technically they were just nonces who happened to run takeaways.

I'm going to say this is atleast plausible and a bit interesting. Sell m'bop replace with sanchez. Win Ligue 1 again. Qatar on suicide watch

City XI: Ederson, Kompany (C), Stones, Otamendi, Yaya Toure, De Bruyne, Sane, Silva, Danilo, Jesus, Aguero