IT'S HAPPENING!

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If only guns were banned

Read that its a labour MP. enjoy that diversity!

Nice no source!

it is real

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36550304

Clearly fake, Guns and knives are banned in UK.

It's almost if criminals will get them no matter what!

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36550304

Here you are, senpai

>be British
>get shot and stabbed by Mohammed

plsbemuslimplsbemuslimplsbemuslimplsbemuslimplsbemuslimplsbemuslimplsbemuslimplsbemuslim

Isnt UK a no-gun no-knife zone? How did that maniac manage to bring knife outside when it's forbidden?!

rt.com/uk/346955-shooting-incident-police-birstall/

>labour mp shot

and nothing of value was lost

labour, kek

CONFIRMED IN LAST FEW MINTUES - SUSPECT, 29YR OLD, ABDUL MOHAMMED WAS SEEN SHOUTING "ALLAH'U ACKBAR"

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Shit shit shit didnt mean to post this fuck the police are coming for me I'm going to be arrested under a hate crime statute sorry gchq I was just joking I'm too young to go to jail

If only someone would have banned guns and knives!

PLACE YOUR BETS!

Is the shooty-stabby bad guy a mudlsime goat fucker or is he not?

Best Ramadam yet

How is he shooting a teaspoon? I can't think of anything else he'd be using considering the law.

Leave's landslide victory is confirmed. The UK kicks out all Muslim and finally brings her commonwealth countries together. What a time we live in.

Aaaaaha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Aaaaaaaaarrr-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
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HAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!

Wish it was the mp for london desu

AHAHAHAHA HAHAHHA -ah-ah-ah HAHHAHA RARAR AHAHAHA

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Why can't I stop laughing?
AHAHAHAHAH! Harhahahaha!
My sides!
This is so fucking funny!

Trust me, in West yorkshire this will be a muslim pakistani. I guarantee it.

The media will lighten him up and claim he was upset about his council tax or something.

This has been a hell of a month.

My balls are about ready to burst!

>claim he was upset about his council tax

Workplace violence.

White cishet patriarchy is to blame.

Cmon everyone, d'you even remember the CRUSADES???

Have we started the fire ?

Some newspapers are saying that an old fella has been shot too.

you are done m8

Guns aren’t banned in the UK though. They’re heavily restricted, but they’re not completely banned.

checkem

Nah bro, it was already burning.

It will get even funnier when the labour party will immediately defend muslims afterwards because of """rising islamophobia""", like always. Dont even doubt it.

Nice bod, Polbro.

Want to meet up for some muzzie-enraging gay sex?

Jo Cox looks like a Trap.

They are banned. Only a shotgun can be owned and you need a licence and inspection for that.

How will this effect Brexit? I honestly don't know.

Why shotguns would be allowed but a significantly less powerful and less dangerous pistols not?

Then we throw it into their teeth over and over.

>only right wing supporters making memorials, holding vigils, and consoling family
>Labour party kicking over memorials, disrupting vigils with violent protests, and harassing victim's family

PUSH. THIS. NARRATIVE.

Also, BBC is COMPLETELY SILENT ON THIS.

Sure, give adres.

If there was even a hint this dude was white they would be screaming it to the rooftops.

9/11 McDonald Street, Burgertown USA, 01488

Wear a Refugees Welcome shirt, and nothing else.

52 year old arrested

>be Eurozone Citizen of sector 8
>Get shot and Stabbed

Shotguns are used by farmers. You need a reason to own one.

Shotguns are not considered as dangerous because of the need to reload. But you cannot just go and buy one. You need a background check and a reason to own one and a licence and a locked cabinet that gets inspected.

Virtually nobody in england owns a gun.

That’s not true at all. I’ve shot a shotgun, I’ve shot a revolver (you have to make the ammo in the gun chamber itself for it to be legal)... hell, I’ve shot a neutered AK-47. They’re all legal, but you have to apply through the police.

Shotguns are legal for farmers and people with legitimate reason for owning one.

So much for your “Muzzies did it!” reasoning

I remember our ancestors didn't come close to finishing the job.

Oh dear.

Apparently a witness has claimed that the shooter shouted "Britain First" during the shooting.

I couldnt handle living in your country, sry m8. The more I learn about other european countries, the more I value mine.

based

Eyewitness Hithem Ben Abdallah, 56

of course he is.

>Pay desperate elderly guy to shoot you in the legs
False flag! 1 post by this ID!!!!

Was she pro immigrants?

Oh, yes! I just love the excuses the cucks make.
It is like lambs denfending their butchers.

You cannot make this up.

>walked very slowly away

Are they seriously expecting me to believe an old ass man who walked away slowly manage to do this?

>Eyewitness Hithem Ben Abdallah
kek, modern Britain folks!

ALLAHU AKBAR!!

REFERENDUM CALLED OFF IN RESPECT OF HER

He meant, "Brittan first, America Next" he's taking about Jihad!

kek

Of course she was.

that witness is a muslim. not credible

Ah yes, because pulling a trigger on a gun is so exhausting.

It was Bob Geldof

enlightened burger fag here

who the fuck is the MP and what does he do? Is that the leader of BritIsh parliament or something?

they know his precise age but can't tell us anything else about him...

Finally it's not the US.

If she survives the "attack" then it's 100% confirmed for false flag.

UK
>guns banned
>shooting happens
>one person
>with a 'makeshift' gun
>might not even be dead

US
>guns not banned
>shooting happens
>assault rifle
>50 dead

I understand the joke but its not really comparable.

For a British person it should be impossible.

Member of Parliament. Equivalent of a congressman

WTF BUT MUSLIMS ARE PEACEFUL AND GUNS ARE BANNED
HOW DO THIS HAPPPEND?????????????????????????????///

I'm leaning towards a hoax, unless some random nut latched on to the Britain First psy-op. Now that would be funny!

Jo Cox looks like a Trannie also.

RWDS?

Much do you want to bet that the "witness" was an old paki cornershop owner who didn't even see the actual attack?

AHAHAAHAHAHA

religion of pieces

Been watching the BBC for a little bit now.

Saw the shooting mentioned ONCE on the tickertape at the bottom, haven't seen it again for 20 minutes now.

But he was aiming only at that MP, the MP was the only single target.

>Member of Parliament. Equivalent of a congressman
so he's irrelevant

Fake. Guns are illegal, no way she could have been shot.

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NIGEL NO THINK OF THE CAMPAIGN

Is it bad that im keeping a list of happenings?

bretty double dubs, checked

kek

Suspect Zyklon Ben Garrison is still on the loose.

is she kill?

ITS A WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

At this point it's almost funny how many happenings there have been lately.

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The bremainers are going to push this and the brits are gonna stay cucked
I feel sorry for you lads, so close then this guy conveniently kills it just as youre gaining momentum

We should design happening badges., make them limited-edition things. Show off pictures of our happening jackets.

>tfw no Dorner and Zimzam patches

Nah, our political system isn't as shitty as yours: our legislative branch is actually functional and important.

teaspoon + rubber bands, unless rubber bands are illegal in the UK

leave campaign is done

trump is losing

sadiq is banning humanist ideas

england down 0-1 to wales


fucking end me lads

>BREXIT SUSPENDING CAMPAIGN
>BREXIT SUSPENDING CAMPAIGN
>BREXIT SUSPENDING CAMPAIGN
REEEEEEEEEEE

The absolute madman!