Someone scores

>someone scores
>commentator: "that's a good time to score"

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>it would be best to score a goal right before halftime
typical portuguese commentary right here, don't know if it's common anywhere else

England here. We get the same shit. Even if the team score to be 3-1 down instead of 3-0

>Latin American commentator
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....

>Spanish commentator
> GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL....

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ANNOYING SHITS

>opposing national team scores
>commentary's tone changes as if someone died on the pitch

I love this tbqh

They're called "locker room goals" here because they apparently change the mood during half-time that much.

I remember hearing some Arabian commentator imitate this. They managed to make it even more obnoxious.

German commentators do it too

They tend to call it "psychological advantage"

>playing FIFA
>commentary cant pronounce Bale, Suarez but can pronounce literal whos

>it's not a foul but that should have been a penalty

>The ref shouldn't have given that red so early in the game, it now ruins the match

Heard both of these last season

>psychological advantage
sound familiar

>commentator: That's a good time to score
>commentator 2: Is there ever a bad time to score.
>commentator: No, I don't think so.
>they both laugh like it's the funniest and most original exchange they've shared

>that ball may have been played a bit too well

>he's in and around the ______
bad enough, but then
>he's in and around the penalty spot
doesn't even make sense, you can't be in a penalty spot, nor half the other things they say. Cunts, the lot of them

This. Like what the fuck are they even saying?

>Dohoho, that was an excellent cross, but maybe a little too excellent for me. He should try to play a little more shitty.

>Beats the keeper but beats the post

...

>opposing national team scores
>narrator on literal suicide watch

>if you don't buy a ticket, as they say

>opposing team scores
>commentator tries to sound as neutral as possible to where you can hear him dying inside

youtube.com/watch?v=XZ7rXwLBapg

LAUGHING NOT ALLOWED

>playing FIFA
>losing
>commentary makes a point of telling you how shit you are and you're getting thrashed

less of that EA ffs

Have you considered gitting gud?

>playing FIFA

I don't play FIFA much, mostly with the lads

Not here
I actually really like all the Italian commentary I've heard so far in my life, usually it's very informative and chill but also gives the right amount of excitement

well, i really like if you could provide some info about josephine alessio (rai news anchor) and possibly some nudes of her

>Italian commentary

youtube.com/watch?v=JzJ4k5MwFoA

>That didn't deserve a booking in my opinion

>team doctor wears the medical gloves during the whole match

Understandable, I suppose.

>It's a game of two halves

>Load up PES
>Shooting Power: 98
>Kicking Power: 71

>Team loses
>Manager: "We scored in the wrong time"
unironically heard this some months ago

it happens all the time in OUR league when benfica gets smashed

means it was too predictable and easy to defend

whereas if it was scuffed it may confuse the goalkeeper and defenders

>he cant handle the banter

>>opposing national team scores four times in five minutes
>narrator literally can't manage to finish his words

>team loses because their strategy is dogshit
>"I think we were trying to overthink it, do too much"

>team plays better than the visitor
>*no comment*
>team plays better than the visitor and is one goal up
>"they are the better team here"

this, what the fuck are they doing over there

>Oh my goodness, what is he doooing?

>Team loses possession

>American Commentator

>That's one turnover for United, The Red Devils of Manchester

>German commentator
>he falls asleep

>Watch ITV CL Coverage
>Ron Atkinson calls Marcel Desailly a "Lazy Nigger"

was this autism in action?

>german humor

>YOU DON'T WIN THE RAFFLE

audibly laughed

there can be bad times to score. At least if it's a real sport for thinking men that requires real strategy.
Anybody have a webm/video of that time LeSean McCoy took a knee at the one yard line instead of scoring a TD? That was a bad time to score so he didn't, letting his team keep possession and run out the clock.