/mlb/ general - WOMANLY edition

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>luckswing

kys retard. sage.

Gril

>tfw love white thicc softball girls

I sympathize with this feel.

mfw my gf is white blue eyed blonde hair thicc softball girl :')

I probably BLACKED her already once

Maybe

>White Sox 3-17 in last 20 games

You're tanking for the Future. It's rough but it will be worth it

> Dom Smith getting called up very soon

Well now this thread just feels silly.

wew my man.

u got my attention

Well aren't you going to post more OP?

>Despite the sport's name, softballs are not especially soft.

Are Americans really that retarded?

Is throw underhand actually a sport?

Also, post your best softball qts.

Grils

Lads, who /minorleaguebaseball/ here?

anyone who doesn't live in a major city?

As a mariners fan should I be happy about this?

Orange Ducks hit back to back to back off Tigers in 1st inning

remember Melissa the first female player to be eligible to sign with a major league team ?

And the tank rolls on

MIL: Domingo Santana exits after HBP on hand
SEA: Mariners acquire Yonder Alonso from the A's
CWS: Avisail Garcia (thumb) could return Tuesday
MIN: Miguel Sano (hand) out again on Sunday
STL: Adam Wainwright activated from disabled list
KC: Salvador Perez (intercostal) placed on DL
CIN: Zack Cozart returns from disabled list
MIL: Travis Shaw (neck) not in Sunday's lineup
NYY: Yankees place Matt Holliday (back) on DL
CLE: Jason Kipnis activated from disabled list
TOR: Goins plates go-ahead run in 10th inning
ATL: Freeman homers, drives in four in Braves win

Nats/Cubs

Fun fact, softball girls who wear bows or ribbons in their hair braid are straight. Those without are lesbian as fuck.

Tribalism and civilization aren't the same thing. Even though we are a very civilized world, we still fight one another over petty things such as money, oil, race, religion, and lines on a map. To change these is to fundamentally change how the human brain works, which isn't possible. That's the same problem communism ran into. You needed people to NOT want to climb any societal ladders and make their lives better, yet still want to be creative and innovate/invent new technologies.

While you may feel that race is only skin deep, science, and human nature prove that it isn't. It's a very important thing to know, and this tribal difference makes sense of the idea that both White Flight AND Gentrification are considered bad

proofs

jays stros

>lesbian as fuck.

The most retarded phrasing.

I dunno, I think we'd all enjoy a lesbian ass fuck.

The fake femme porno-lesbians, not actual lesbians, obv.

>literally the day after I purchase an Oakland Athletics "PTBNL ??" custom jersey from China, they trade their All-Star away

It's like clockwork

>hawk harrelson says he will never go back to Wrigley
chicago.suntimes.com/sports/no-cubs-no-harrelson-says-hell-never-go-back-to-wrigley/
What is the purpose of this?

Thank you

My gf played softball for years. Forgetting your bow means you'll get hit on by chicks left and right

I am definitely leaving my bow at home today then

It doesn't matter if they have an all-star, they're still Oakland, be reasonable.

WE STILL HAVEN'T FUCKED IT UP, GUISE

WHO

WHO DOESNT WANT TO WEAR THE RIBBON

>Look at WAR leaderboards
>Anthony Rendon is leading the NL in WAR

How did this happen and why is nobody talking about it?

so literally >conditions i deem fair

>babbyWAR

Has Bruce Hooper been EXPOSED?

the fucker can't lay off the low curve that bounces in front of the plate

if I had a fucking penny every time some pseudo-intellectual retard gave me his super radical yet totally unoriginal, mucked up, churned out piece of hysterical alt-right bullshit he copied straight from his echo chamber and shat out on a fucking sports board, I would still kill myself despite my immeasurable wealth

sad faggots sit in their basements and draw the world around them with their coveted race at the top. and what else are they gonna do? stew in their mediocrity while successful people do things? existentialism is a horrible disease, good thing you're white though lmao

OH MY GOD!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! OOOOHHH MYYYYYY GOOOODDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

MMMMMOOOOOOOORRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEHHHHHAAWWWW~~~!!!!

what a gay thread

Imagine being this reddit.

>he has to remind his internet friends every day he willingly spent money on a shirt that isn't witty or funny at all.

>the first openly black player played for Toledo, an Ohio team
>the first American Indian player played for Cleveland, an Ohio team
Really scratches my scritches

Find a blacker player in League History.
Protip: You can't.

ALso the first black American league player played for Cleveland.

its witty and funny as fuck. when i told my mom she said "oh user you have always been so witty and funny"

Also first black manager managed the Indians. Man, this team is so racist

Camden Yards is a joke

what happened?

THE SHITTY OF SHITCINNATI

>Anibal

>5 home runs in 4 innings

Remember when Anibal Sanchez was good?

>Rockies "true ace" has a career ERA over 5.00
>and cock cancer

kek

Tebow WHEN?

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>the first openly black player
You mean the black players before him kept it hidden?

You're back? I thought you fucked off when the Orioles revealed their true talent.

what did the royals mean by this and the 3 run hr that followed this?

don't know lad i'm ignorant in bayse-ball

that comment was kind of tongue and cheek but he's still a good pitcher, ERA is generally a misleading stat for rockies pitchers not to mention giving up 2 or fewer runs is essentially an ace level start for COORS

they claimed to be Cuban and spoke gibberish

They meant that they are true contenders, and should further trade away their farm for a playoff run.

Lol. The Orioles are the best team in baseball newfriend

>Best team in baseball
>Second to last in the AL East
What a strange standard to have.

You seem upset

I just like facts and truthfulness.

So upset

So mad. So sad

Score a fucking run you stupid ass fucking Rays fuck fuck fuck

There was one guy who was light skinned and pretended to be white.

>stranding like 14 baserunners

Mike Trout

losedians are finished

>Hurr durr durr you guys are finished!!!11!!11!!
>We'll completely disregard that you guys are playing the hottest offense in all of baseball
You guys are so fucking obsessed with us, it's pathetic.

Worried?

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Yes why do you ask?

Fuck you Longoria you walking piece of shit fuck you

Softer than a baseball

hi friends

are rockies gonna win?

thanks

>cucklorado cockrings
>winning

against the phillies its definitely possible

ARI Diamondbacks vs SF Giants (#3 of 3)

4:05 PM ET | 1:05 PM PT

>offenses never have bad games lol
>xD lets go Dodgers11!

but the Dodgers offense doesn't have bad games lol

>Rays actually got out of it

HOLY FUCK COULD THEY WIN IT????????

Nope.

>Raze

THEY WALKED IT OFF THE FUCKING MADMEN

Are The Colorado Rocky Mountains fans this insecure about keeping the wildcard spot?

What's going on with that, desu. Most vids about her are from like 2015

>rags

it's good to be worried that Bud Black could blow it considering he's already done it twice

lol nice to have that dummy kipnis back, the freakin bum