You wake up in finland

>you wake up in finland

>stay inside
>drink
will I fit in?

Something something too fat

Do I wake up specifically next to that car throwing dirty water at me ?

Something something depressed stabbing

Get to one of them fenno-swede areas so I can communicate with people.

You wake up in my bed french boi

Is autismoland really as depressing as they say OP?

You don't speak English?

yes

Can't tell any difference.

Oh yeah...

Women in Finland are much uglier

Sad but truest thing ever said

Compared to russia? I aren't think that

Im so thankful that my country is still strong.

>Implying I will not lose my consciousness around then anyways.

It it weren't for the pharmacy sign I'd think this is Russia. Isn't Finland supposed to be a 1st world country?

>wake up in Finland
>see outside the window
>Immediately close the curtains before setting my sight on the outside world because the room is damp enough to already know it's raining outside
>drink warm kvass because I forgot to put it in the fridge
>make chebureki and water it down with a full glass of vodka
>now possess enough courage to go to the nearest store to buy two packs of cigarettes
>return home, lock the door,
>keep the lights off
>sit in the already damp and cold couch, carefully ironing any wrinkles with my hand, as if I was caressing it
>put out a sudden deep breath as I look around the 20m2 apartment
>the fridge still singing its rusty, noisy song since it hasn't been fixed in months. The deep freezer is not in use for years
>reach for my phone under the couch seat, turn on the Wi-Fi, stumble as I try to remember the neighbour's password
>put on a Chet Baker playlist which mixes tremendously with the outside rain
>light my first cigarette in a ritualistic manner, the first of many
>the ashtray is full to the brim, I forgot I live alone
>suddenly the smell of stale cigarettes and smoke coming from the curtains and the furniture is attacking all of my senses
>I notice the white walls are now almost completely yellow from the smoke
>let out a deep sigh again as I scratch my chin, noticing it's been a while since I've shaved
>slowly dozing away, the pressure of the city air killing my will to live
>lose myself to the noise of the fridge, the violent hallway rants, the rain and passing vehicles outside
>fall asleep with a burning cigarette
>die in a fire

Finland is what you get when you mix Sweden and Russia

This. The beauty of the Swedish landscape with all the problems of Russia

>Isn't Finland supposed to be a 1st world country?
Just by comparing viipuri and lappeeranta you get you answer. Immediately after you cross the border to russian side, is like arriving to mordor: depressing grey shithole

> Apteekki

No wonder they're all autistic af, I'd be too, if I had to speak such a language

EI SAA PEITTÄÄ EBIN HOMO PETTRI

same as Apteka, im sure that word is common in europe

what village is this

tampere