You wake up in the best nordic city, Oslo

wat do?

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That's not Stockholm.
also
>city

I Fernando all nord womens I get to see in the way to the airport, get 1st plane back to Spain.

>best nordic city
>not minneapolis

fuck all the women since there's no alphas on that hemisphere

the female race is an minority in Norway so you need to look hard to find any

Oslo? Are you fucking serious?
You have so many great cities and towns and you choose Oslamistan

>oslo
>best
no

>You wake up in the best Nordic city, Tromso
Fixed

I would be happy.

You wake up in the most intelligent nordic city, Oulu

wat do?

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my finnish is a bit rusty, but shouldn't that be "kaupunki" ??? what's the deal here, is this some (sub)cultural reference?

this is some (sub)cultural reference

Go and peel guleboj for 80k a month

>guleboj

Can't you give non-retarded names to fruit?

Tallinn is the best city in the Nordics. Reykjavik is second.

What?
You're the one that calls a banana a "guleböj"

t. been in northern europe

if you like sex, drugs and alcohol, sure. but we're not really nordic. we're northern, but the poor kind of northern so we don't qualify.

I don't know, what is there to do in Oslo? Serious question, I really have no idea. If I'm just waking up, I'd probably like some coffee and breakfast. What's good for breakfast there?

What the fuck are you on about? It's banan.

We don't even spell bǿy with j.

>mfw norwegians called an ambulance "Klantetaksi"

Stop fucking around

It's like shark, which you oddly call "kjempetorsk"

Ah there is some Swedish """comedy""" at work here.

Yes, we call them guleböj and kjempatorsk. TOP KEK

>guleböj
>kjempatorsk
so, these are not funny words?

I forgot the image of myself laughing

Oslo brings Norway nothing but shame. I want to move the Vikingmuseum to Bergen and then just let Oslo burn (again). Then we can rebuild it.

Not him, but I laughed. But I guess that was because at first I thought the Swede was serious when he said them.

Why are you ashamed of Oslo? Also how do you feel about Tromso? A while back I decided for some reason that Tromso is the Scandinavian city that I most wanted to live in.

Agree, Portuguese clay for capital now!!!

>muh heritage

Where did you get muh heritage out of that? I'm not Norwegian. My ancestors were mostly English I think. I'm just a little bit of a Norgeboo is all.

banana = guleböj = yellowbend
ambulance = klantetaxi = clumsytaxi

Just wanted to incite a reaction desu I'm fucking bored

it's like grongenwoügen here.

I feel you my dude! Nice dubs.

Roughly "yellow bend" for banana and "big cod" for shark

The Swedes actually call strawberries "earth men" though. And that is not made up unlike their names.

Lol I thought Oslo was much prettier, is it really like that?

Earth MEN? Like, unironcally? Your word jordbær means earth-berry, right?

Yes to both. Jordgubbar is the Swedish name.

i think we call them something similar. 'maasikas' here is something like earth(maa)sikas(probably pig because sika/siga is pig)
also finns call it mansikka (man is kind of short for maan 'of land' and sika is 'pig')

wow i am so much of learn today

Isn't that Copenhagen?

what a lovely mess i made out of this post

point being: earthpig!

>mfw a norwegian called a torch "lysepinne" near me
>mfw a norwegian called a poop "snuskepölse" near me
>mfw a norwegian called a florist "djungelkiosk" near me
>mfw a norwegian called a vacuumcleaner "lorteslurper" near me
>mfw a norwegian called a squirrel "tallefjant" near me
>mfw a norwegian called a GPS "vlisedose" near me
>mfw a norwegian called a helicopter "snurremaskin" near me
>mfw a norwegian called a brain "lille grå" near me
>mfw a norwegian called a bed "snarkeplass" near me
>mfw a norwegian called a tarzan "skogs-harald" near me
>mfw a norwegian called a st. lucia "glitterstina" near me

this must be danish desu

>>mfw a norwegian called a florist "djungelkiosk" near me
Lmao.

You win, I actually laughed

>mfw i don't understand why any of this should be funne

>skogs-harald

I chuckled

Yep and all over Finland and Sweden

t. Studied at Tallinna Ulikool

norwegian to us sounds super silly and funny


lysepinne = lightstick
snuskepölse = disgusting sausage
djungelkiosk = jungle store
lorteslurper = shit sucker
tallefjant = pine jerk
vilsedose = astraybox
snurremaskin = turningmachine
lille grå = little gray
snarkeplass = snore place

Go fishing

this is danish

no this is norwegian

>mfw Neville Longbottom is called "Nilus Langballe" in norwegian
>mfw Hufflepuff is called "Håsblås" in norwegian
>mfw Professor McGonagall is called "Minerva McSnurp" in norwegian

i think it's kind of cute

especially tallefjant xD they are little hairy jerks imho

>source: reaction images

words I literally didn't understand before you translated:

talle
fjant
vilse
dose
snarke.

You're laughing at yourself.

why did nordic cunts fall for the modern architecture meme? barring a few places in denmark there are practically no historical buildings whatsoever

every city just looks so bland, which is fine i guess because your nature makes up for it but still

>xD
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quoted the wrong post. Meant

>why did nordic cunts fall for the modern architecture meme?
only norway fell for this meme because 50 years ago before oil, Norway was just a fishing village

i stand corrected, sweden has nice buildings

>Two Norwegian policemen found a dead man in front of a Peugeot.
>When writing the crime report, one policeman asked the other:
>"how do you spell peugeot?"
>The other replied:
>"i dont know. lets just put him in front of a viat instead"

>when u make a joke about norwegians not being able to spell and you write viat instead of fiat because you are tired

>swedes call flowers "the bloomers"
sweden is cute! CUTE!

fuck off back to your le maymay site and stay there

i'd go visit coffee user and taco user :3

Swede being retarded as usual

that picture doesn't really help your point m8

...

I thought it was part of the joke until you pointed it out, dummy.

what part of fishing village was an incorrect summary of norway?

i was ashamed to admit it. glad you took the first ticket

>i was ashamed to admit it
I'm German after all and thus allowed to do that.

>they have twin towers too
>somehow they are covered in giant graffiti

Rejoice because my life is usually boring as shit.

>go to minneapolis
>get shot by a somalian cop

>my life is usually boring as shit
>you wake up in oslo
man, it's like you never went to sleep

being a tourist in a city you don't know isn't boring

fair enough.

I didn't bother cherrypick a low angle one.
The hospital area is modern.

The area around and including the cathedral are are older than the city of Stockholm

Those are for trading, dummy. We have an actual ocean to sail to far away places on.

how do you tell norwegian (bokmal) from danish if it is basically same language?

looks pretty cool
but how do you repair these houses or even wash them? or if you drop something, like your phone, even from the 1st floor, it is gone

Norwegians and Danes have never spoken remotely the same.

We only write kind of similar (still)

Spoken Swedish and Norwegian dialects are much more similar.

do you prefer hearing swedish or danish

>our written language is the same but we speak totally different dialects
that doesn't make sense to me. are your spoken languages/dialects not phonetic at all so that you can pronounce things differently but spell the same??

how high is the tax in oslo?
norway is also one of the best country for business, so maybe i'll open a business.

Swedish by a mile.

Danes don't pronounce hard consonants (much) making it extremely hard to understand even if the words are familiar on paper.

We also have many dialects where most of the words are nothing like bokmål at all - we just have to learn both even though they could easily be separate languages if we formalized them in writing.

>Danes don't pronounce hard consonants
Do they do that out of spite? wtf. You could negotiate with them and sponsor a school reform there. How hard is it to pronounce fucking hard sounds? Not hard at all! A few lessons with a speech therapist should do it!

You tell me. The old joke is that Danes are born with potatoes in their mouths.

I literally speak English while traveling there because I want to understand the answer.

are you a svergeboo

No. Except maybe Swedish spoken by A+ girls.

Are you?

im a norgeboo :3