Imagine that you are an Asian man, user

>You are an Asian business man.
>You visit a Russian city for work.
>Six Strong Russian Men stare at you.
>They say "fuck ching chong i wanna kill you disgusting Asian chink subhuman" to you.
>They are Russians who murders Asians because they hate Asians.
>They try to kill you with their knives.
>There is no police officer near you.
>You have no self defense means.
>You are alone.
>You cannot run because they attacked your legs.
>No one can help you. You must survive only with your wisdom.
What will you do? If that is me, I will kill myself before they kill me. I am weak Asian boy desu :^)

Other urls found in this thread:

lichess.org/QyoIGTVm
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

I would respect them more if they beat up Muslims, but I guess central Asians take more of their jobs.

Chinks should die.

why you hate me?

...

Don't kill me russian man
I'm just weak asian boy with small dick

>central Asians take more of their jobs.
They just take the jobs what no one else want to take. And they are muslims.

Alle Russen sind untermenschliche Affen.

>I'm just weak asian boy with small dick

what the fuck is wrong with koreans on Sup Forums lmao

why this thread exists

Because you are an asian monster who eat dogs. Why shouldn't I hate you?

russians are asian too, so it shouldn't be a problem

why do we exist

??? what's wrong with us, sensei???

life is meaningless

R*ssians are for killing not to be friends with.

I don't kill and eat dogs

Why you hate me?

Never walk without a gun.

Koreans on Sup Forums keep making really mentally ill threads about transsexuals, being emasculated by men of other ethnicities or other such nonsense.

>I don't kill and eat dogs
Can you prove it?

Me too
I have midium poodle and it's very cute and lovely

I am not not good at English.

Please say in easy English, sensei

Okay

First, you prove you are not dog eater

No one eats dogs in Russia. Dogs are friends, not food.

>Op mention Asians
>Leaf
Hmmmmmmmm

Sorry russia don't kill me! I love your national song

Thats what a dog eating russian would say

But you can be an dog eater asian man living in Russia

??
what's wrong with leaves?

stfu leaf

not in the siberian gulag comrade

>Don't kill me russian man
>I'm just weak asian boy with small dick

This is enough internet for today, for me.

leaf?? why you hate leaf, peru chan?

>never experienced Koreans on Sup Forums before fag here
This is... unnerving. I'm gonna go with unnerving

He's just jealous we have one and he doesnt.

I would plead "PREASE DONT KIRR ME"

>He's just jealous we have one and he doesnt.

>one
what is 'one'?

i'm not english speaker, sensei

But Russians are Asians, Putin told me so...

>what the fuck is wrong with koreans on Sup Forums lmao

>Implying he's Korean or even Asian.

russians are white

I think is true korean

This could be Finns if Swedes didn't tame us

Russians are not Asians, amerika kun

>if Swedes didn't tame us

what do you want to imply?

They taught us violence is wrong and we need to accept other people even though they are different

kek, this

>Swedes teach Finns

this is meme?

no, swedish-finnish historical relationship is sort of similar to japan-sk

Challenge the leader to a game of chess

If I win they let me go peacefully

If I lose I kill them all before they have time to react

>inb4 hurr durr your legs are broken

Hasn't stopped me from completing the mission before

redpill me about swedish-finnish historical relationship

swedes tried to annex finns into swedish empire, tried to remove finnish and make swedish the de facto language, both casually racist to each other but apparently it's mostly banter, unlike with you guys and japan. finnish upperclass were swedish cucks called fennoswedes, etc.

>implying their knives can penetrate my thick layers of fat
Stupid ruski subhumans, you should've known only bullets can kill me.

lichess.org/QyoIGTVm

Challenge the Russian leader to a game of chess

If I lose I post my face

If I win, his organization has to ally with mine

You are an Asian business man in that writing

>thick leg full of fat

Asians are not fat desu

What's the purpose if this thread? Why did you choose Russians?

just i was boring

that made me cringe

replace "Russian" with "Polish" to make it sound actually realistic

ok i will change 'russian' to 'slav'

씨발새끼야. 맛장띌려?

캐나다 한인인가요?

I love Russia.
I didn't wanted to born as Gook
It's not my fault

예라이 미친새끼

Why are SE Asian posters decent while Japs and Koreans are almost entirely weird and/or terrible?

extremely high iqs lead to cognitive disorders

Do me a favor and eat some chocolate cake. You will feel much better trust me.

Listen, learn Russian beforehand. Some (Native) Russians look like Asians, so you can be in the clear.

They are whit piggu Engrish teacher trying to shitpost

plot twist

they are off duty police :D

>not admiring a Careerean

he's not even a real korean. its some dumbshit proxy or tourist.

i've seen other koreans post, they have a different mentality imo, way more laidback than this faggot.

I am a local, not tourist

lmao can you write next story?

you are racist

>Russians look like Asians
are you meming?

meme???
??

lurk more before posting newshit

...

Some.
Not memeing.

i reported you racist

>some

memeing?

>china education
russians look white. study hard

Not all. Especially the ones nearer to the borders look more asian.

>careerean education
Stop overgeneralizing

>""""''Especially the ones nearer to the borders look more asian""""""
>no proof


hahahahaha china education

go back to tutoring your kids english teacher

>his education did not teach him Google
"“the territory of modern Russia comprises of at least two races: Caucasian and Mongoloid,” and after many years of coexistence they have mixed in all kinds of proportions."

Shameful.

reading this thread is like listening to mental handicaped people, when did Sup Forums become so shit ?

why are korean girl always getting surgery to look chinese? are you self hating your own Evenki gene?

I would use kung-fu if I was Aisan

>russians are mongoloids!!
>no proof

China education lol

>why are korean girl always getting surgery to look chinese?


stfu chink

(天安門 Tibet independance 中共 Xi Jinping is pig 中華民國萬萬歲 國民黨萬萬歲)

most chinese dont give a fuck about that. Your own leader got banned

nice, adding to my collection. Got any more?

this turning into one of those pornos

You all looks the same without any surgery.

just use your kong fu skkills dumm y

chinese have bigger eyes than korean or japanese due to more genetic prominence of double eyelid

congrats, your eyes are .1 mm more open than other asians. you win the award chang, you westerner now