OFFICIAL SEATTLE MARINERS VS KANSAS CITY ROYALS GAME THREAD

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MARINERS!

go m's

Royals

Anyone else catch someone scream "FUCK" on the mics a little while ago?

So the royals were in the calendar too? Didn't know.

No I missed it

Yeah, its been a while since I saw the whole list. There is one for both leagues if I recall correctly.

Was me. Sorry.

pls win M's

Great steal

Hey boys. What have I missed? I was at the court to get some exercise in and that 2as 30 minutes ago and I'm still sweating. The weather is hotter than Paxton.

Royals
and Dyson

just a run but not much else.

Cano got his 500th career double it seems. That's pretty damn impressive. I love milestones, but I wish they weren't arbitrary Hall of Fame markers.

Lets go Ms

so has paxton finally gotten over his injury curse?

I'm not going to consider that until he plays a full season.

thats kind of how I feel

Mariners' broadcast mentioned it and blamed it on Hammel

The Royals announcers said nothing.

hmm

damn

Wanna try that again?

GAMEL THE HIT CAMEL

Anyone else watching on ROOT getting no announcer audio and only stadium sounds?

Kinda like it.

ok
Royals lose 3-1 after paxton gives up a run in the 5th

MUH DICK

>tune in starting at the top of the fifth
>get to watch this shit

MY FUCKIN' DICK IS SO HARD AFTER THOSE PLAYS

yeah I'm going to shut it off now.

don't start collapsing now paxton

literally 1 job paxton

stop

*cough*

MOTHERFUCK If we can't win with Paxton, we're not going anywhere. Paxton looks like he went to the Luke Willson school of catching, taking his eye of the ball like that.

Let's get some runs

I SAID STOP!

crap

Make me

take this

Seager with a steal? Sweet Zombie Jesus, Servais is really trying to show off baserunning against these guys.

HEREDIAAAAAAAAAA

HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREDIA

HERRRRRREEDDDDDIIIIIIAAAA!!!!!!!!

Back in it!

JAR-ROD DYSONNNNNNNNN

Fuck your old team up Dyson!!!

JAR-ROD DYSONNNNNNN

DYSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DYSON
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Has been thrown out by Perez in both the Minors and Majors

Damnit Zunino. That was a huge meatball. I love the speed, Dyson

not that time

MARTEEEEEEEEEEEN

shit, didnt realize perez is gone

Wait. When the fuck did they put BUTTera in?

Seems to me Perez can't handle the speed.

MARTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN BLOOP

SPEED KILLS BOYS Why can't I hold all these stolen bases?

DYSON! MARTIN!

Are you aware of what speed do?

wew martin

Perez wasn't in for some strange reason.

Don't act like speed is all yours. He was grown in the Royals farm.

See

>this guy

>Dyson
>Heredia
>Martin
>Gamel
>Haniger

Sorry senpai, just get excited about this speed outfield

pepe>wojak

that was a very nice drip inning for the mariners

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>tb and ny lose
>angels losing
pls finish this mariners

Don't forget Segura. It's like we could potentially have the 85 Cardinals. Look up how many bases they stole. It's staggering.

With all of this SPEED I just imagine Mickey yelling at Rocky trying to chase chickens. "Speed! SPEed! SPEED!"

I was wondering what happened to Brandon Maurer and he's giving up hits like always.

MEAN JEAN with the most exciting play in baseball! There's that SPEED

Jesus, was that Speed Kills or lolligagging by Cain?

they just need to develop better decision making when attempting to steal the bases

SEGURAAAAAAAAAA

I was just talking outfield, but yes, clearly segura is fast too
This is a very nice change from Jack "first basemen can play corner outfield" Z

WOW

SAC ATTACK

keep it up

FINISH THIS DIAZ

wrap it up

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GG ROYALES WITH CHEESE

Excellent win boys

GG M's see you tomorrow.

Things went better than expected

GG Royals