friday night's with my Sup Forums friend's
Friday night's with my Sup Forums friend's
Saca las panochas, morro.
>tfw no friends but gf
errrrr is somebody gonna tell him..
>friday night
>it aint me starts playing
You are not my friend.
>una vela on a friday
>things are goin my way
its saturday morning you fucking gay cunt
uuuu you don't get to bring friends
Yo, please join in on my thread. We got a good thing going on here
Can I get some of that vela amigo?
not yet! Love your dubs btw.
un bar bebe con la cigarro grande
>mfw I wel wach Poortugal's lige tihs yere even tho i dont liek socur
si, pero solo si crees que puedes
I consider you guys my second family
Is that bad?
...
yeah but
i love you
>I consider you guys my second family
>mfw there have been Sup Forums posters that died this year
>havent talked to a real person outside of a customer service setting in more than 6 months
Who /emo/ here?
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>if i killed myself today the perro caca population would decrease
guess it's another year for me la
It's time.
youtube.com
>if i died tomorrow the amount of Blue Jays fans on sp would decrease by 20%
not even family?
for me, it's ampere
I consider u family too :)
glad to be here with my buddies
*lick*
we need this thread on friday night's
this woman has truly made it.
Really makes me think.
hate this rim style. It's not in the tongue, it's in the jaw.
>not using spotify
>see cool Narcos Season 3 trailer on youtube
>it has a rly cool scene pic related
>the bad guys says he has ten seconds to fuck off and goes "ten" and hes all like "NINE."
>max coolness
>go to barber
>getting neck and back hair trimmed but leaving regular hair
>somalians come in to rob barber
>try the same thing on them when they say i have ten seconds to give them my wallet
>get shot on 3
>almost die
>sue netflix
>get millions
>buy caseload of whiskey and a lot of mota and spend the rest of my life browsing Sup Forums
>using paid botnet when you can listen to flac for free
oh forgot pic derp
>rimjob technique connoiseurs
/media/pc/TrekStor/mu/NSBM/Fanisk - Noontide (2003)/Fanisk - Noontide (2003)/04. IV.mp3
>implying this is a bad thing
im not your friend, buddy
>could be boning a 6/10, but decided to stay in and watch ice Poseidon fear factor and hang with my spuh bros
I'm not your buddy, pal
winter can't come soon enough
roommates gf caught me smelling her shoes and i had to play it off as a joke. its all coming unraveled boys
>smelling her shoes
honestly why
just smell your own shoes instead
are you on drugs
hey guys nigel 'big steve' mohammed here, glad to be joining you.
You know our league starts tomorrow, right?
Unironically this. Its pretty weird. I have guys who I am cool with, can have a laugh and chat with, but I wouldn't call any of them friends nor would I want to hang out with them.
I have the effort level to hang out and date my gf cause I'm getting pleasure out of it but for "friends", I'll pass.
are you? secretly smelling shoes
Is this the bro thread? My sister's wedding is tomorrow lads I'm pretty stoked.
Kek
Where do you think you are?
a sports board
i like girls feet
but why smell the shoes
i like girl's lips, but it don't smell their lipstick
are you giving a speech?
i guess you dont like girls lips as much as i like girls feet
Nah I don't really like the attention, I didn't even want to be in the wedding party. Dad's giving a speech though. I'll just be going around trying to find emotionally vulnerable girls
>as you head off to get nailed by your virile new husband, I can't help but think about all the nights I was tormented by forbidden sexual thoughts about you
>friday night's with my friend simulator
FTFY
I'm the opposite. I'm always interested in hanging out with my friends but I rarely have time for my gf.
>considering dating fwb so I wont be lonely because my only friend I have a real connection with is about to move countries
Older women that are at/reaching 30 are the perfect ones. They are so insecure and emotionally fragile.
i wish you could just go pay for a blowjob at a blowjob store legally in my state. why god
>he doesnt get pleasure out of bantz with the boys
Id probably kill myself if all i had to look forward to was pussy
>Hembree
I thought we could actually extend this streak :(
I get that. Women can be annoying. I'm just very lazy I guess, and at least with the gf I can motivate myself knowing I'll get something nice out of it.
With the lads I talk myself out of wasting my time. I mean, sports? I can just go on spee. Joking around and taking the piss out of someone? I can do that on spee too. And etf.
hes probably really young. i would have killed my friends for the first girl that sucked my dick.
lucky you. my sis got married last summer and I had to give a speech, spoke about some reminiscent horseshit I thought on the shower that morning
went better than expected though
Damn this is actually great advice. Their bio-clocks will be going into overdrive having seen a younger woman get married. Thanks Nigel
Yeah i'm 22. I guess I'm taking friendship for granted.
Fair enough. My friends and I always helped each other get laid so I never really had to choose.
>ywn get caught with your dick inside your friends sister and laugh it off and share a drink because "better you than someone else"
Definitely. Will 100% work unless you come across as a weird, desperate loser who sees sex with literally anyone available as a benchmark for success
No problem. They can get super attached really quickly though. Its both a plus and a negative.
Good luck Canadabro.
>Sup Forums is just like irl bantz
This is like comparing porn to sex
I laughed.
want to set up a tinder but im scared i will get bullied/rejected. am i doomed to failure with that attitude?
I mean you haven't really got anything to lose. YOLO nigga
five year's with my Sup Forums friend's
who remember
I'm a 25yo KHV and I'm okay with this.
>tfw been here for 10 (ten) years
Sup Forums bantz are better than irl bantz
hmmmm well i kind of agree but i hope it doesn't make me depressed again
plan is to get drunk tomorrow and that will give me the confidence to do it
if i can give you real advice i don't think a hookup app is a good idea if being rejected has any effect on you emotionally
This nigga knows
You have to be happy with yourself/being alone. Getting laid isn't a golden ticket to mental health.
same
>Getting laid isn't a golden ticket to mental health.
Seriously, it really isn't. I spent the better part of my sophomore year of college trying to get laid and when it finally happened I was still the same aspie
7 years, it's been 7 years and i can't let go even after all that happened here
>mom revealed to me two weeks ago that I am a high functioning autistic and her and dad never told me so I wouldn't feel trapped by my diagnosis
>she felt it was alright to tell me now because I have been "on the right track" for the past few months
>"on the right track" means getting my first job (busboy) at 24
godspeed user, you can do it
This is my greatest fear
I wish I was diagnosed, I'm just a guy who's really lazy and stupid.
to drive a bus?
kinda prefer to stay in tonight and drink/smoke myself to sleep, 2bh.
girl I was dating called me last night when she was fully in the bag to say she cheated on me, so that's always fun.