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Hey guys

>tfw no bf

discreet masc for masc only
no fats, asians, or femmes

ameriKKKa

its coming home

I've read that rent is falling because there's a ton of new construction. There's also a ton of architectural talent in the city, so we're getting really nice modern buildings too.

Even our Z team is going to crush your shitty team. plus we will have homefield for the final lmao

The doctor is ready to see you

lmao that kid does look like a batboy

>these are the people that complain about bullying by the mainstream
ironic

I wish she were my doctor.

you going to actually score against jamaica this time, Jose?

Is it too late to eat a meatball sandwich?

I gave your mom my meatball sandwich

>bread
>red meat
yaa

It's never too late

I had sex with your mom

there is another user under the swedish flag that copies my style of posting (lowercase only and no punctuation)

he posts everywhere like me too, including /cum/

I'm not even passionate about engineering itself, I just want to feel like I accomplished something and want decent pay and job stability

heated up that meatball sandwich. Will keep you posted.

I just want power so I can abuse it.

i shan't be going to sleep before 2

the bf's car

fat pride worldwide

ABABABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

im not gonna talk about judy

i am an autistic male and i got sexually assaulted on the train

i was sitting next to a turdskin of paki/indian type (fat and in his 30s)

without saying a word the creep put his hand on my knee/thigh and kept it there for like 5 minutes

i was so freaked out by this i didn't do anything, i was so shocked i just froze

should i have struck him?

i am a 24 hour shut-in recluse, i go outside for the first time in a while and this happens... of course it's always the third world immigrants who do something socially unacceptable

Jagermeister kinda night

give me a source on that interracial porn, you fucking idiot

you're morally inferior subhuman trash, that's why you're calling an aspie an idiot

how does it feel that i'm morally superior to you?

>tfw a kid you used to bully committed suicide yesterday
I feel like a monster

put a bullet through your head, aspie idiot

>he doesn't have a powerlifting core/physique
>laughingcrossfitters.jpeg

Why do non-leafs/burgers/tacos post in /cum/?

i hope you go to prison

reported

i actually do own a gun, believe it or not, so you shouldn't say that, you fucking scumbag

>i actually do own a gun, believe it or not, so you shouldn't say that, you fucking scumbag

>why do foreigners posts in the international board
if you're so xenophobic then leave this board you retard

This is Sup Forums you mong.

>goes to the international board
>complains about different nationalities posting in the same thread

learning how to play sultans of swing

I spended 5 years in this prison
youtube.com/watch?v=1BV4_P9prMY

>omg guys nobody but us are allowed in my special club

this is how you sound right now. this is my first time here too.
is this real? its kinda sad if you are a grown man to have this happen.

no shame in it, just that these kinds of things would trigger I believe the term is called an "ass-kicking" here.

kys

t-thanks for the words of encouragement

name my band

THERE AINT NO TIME I CAN'T DO

The washington country fair band

top comfy
I'm playing entry of the gladiators.

Elliot Rodgers Lonely Hearts Club Band

youtube.com/watch?v=fWPfR6Zfn2s

What do you think of our first single?

Dog bless Max, that's some wholesome fun right there

name my band

Look at that fucking treasure trail.

What's up with your body hair big shoots you look like a twelve-year-old Dutch girl.

youtube.com/watch?v=11HhZh0E2RY

SOTY?

this doesnt sound anything like it anymore ;_;

you're going back
to missoula

I GOT YOUR NAME WRITTEN HERE, AND A ROSE TATTOO

Guess who gets to wake up in six and a half hours for work and will probably sleep much less than that because of sudden chronic insomnia
That's right, me

tfw i spend 4 hours a day looking at different parts of the country that are nice on google street view

Mornin' /cum/bums

least you have a job

why dont you have a job

I do this too

I dont know

The more retail experience I manage to get(rare as it is), the less companies like target, safeway, bel air, etc hire me back home

>the guy who shoot dead several niggers got sentenced to death
it's fucking ridiculous that killing niggers can get you sentenced to death

the nice parts are so hard to find because this country is so ugly

fuck off, swede

I spend all my time looking through Europe. America is such an ugly country.

Melbourne looks beautiful on street view.

*shot dead

>thinks that was posted by a swede
are you retarded

>Melbourne looks beautiful on street view.
its a shithole irl apparently

>cheat
>still lose
Is this the most Chinese athlete?

i hate when scumbags give me shit for living in a foreign country, don't fucking blame globalization on me

i hate living in a globalized world too, that's why i come here to escape it, but then i have to tolerate scumbags attacking me for being autistic because they feel brave behind a keyboard

Got a raging boner, lads

fuck off dummie dumb swarthoid sw*de

check out ben garrison's exclusive interview with andrew anglin

For the jannies

RAHH I FRIGGING HATE SWEDEN

Pretty indifferent about them

he's a dominican rapebaby who hates the US for some reason

just filter him

>all the fat misses your tits entirely and goes to your thighs/hips

sad

>misses your tits entirely
Are we watching the same webm?

yah, and you cant tell big tits from saggy tits

not sure you can either

>round up police car lighting colors in the US by state
>nine mandate RED
>six mandate BLUE
>two mandate RED or BLUE
>twelve mandate RED and BLUE
>one mandates RED or RED and BLUE
>one mandates BLUE or RED and BLUE
>one mandates RED or BLUE or RED and BLUE
>five mandate RED and WHITE
>one mandates RED or RED and WHITE
>one mandates RED and WHITE or RED and AMBER
>two mandate BLUE or BLUE and WHITE
>one mandates RED and BLUE or RED and WHITE
>four mandate RED and BLUE and WHITE
>one mandates BLUE and WHITE and AMBER
>one mandates RED or BLUE or WHITE or AMBER
>Kansas and Wyoming don't mandate the color at all, they just say police cars must have flashy lights

hey, if you like pancakes, thats your business

would fuck to death

...

Is Marco right?

Huh. This I never knew. Time to find out what colors they have to be here in Colorado.

marco is just angry that he wont get his last meal

Red and blue and white. I've got all this information off the website of an emergency lighting supplier, so I can't guarantee that it's correct. I'm not going to dig through fifty legal statues.

what did she mean by this?

I don't know what to think about the death penalty desu. On one hand, murderers are scum. On the other hand, I don't like the idea that the gov gets to kill it's citizens.

I'd dig through her statue IYKWIM

women are just objects who like to larp as humans