What do darth vader and palpatine do in their freetime and after they killed and supressed all their enemies and rules...

What do darth vader and palpatine do in their freetime and after they killed and supressed all their enemies and rules every galaxy in the universe? If you don't reply you suck to my thread you suck

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Lol Vader and Palpatine are crossing swords

Chill on the couch and watch movies together.
Palpatine rapes younglings in the basement and occasionally Vader comes down and catches him and they have an awkward moment.

Build superweapons, kill people trying to steal the plans for your new superweapons, fight rebellions, try and turn your son over the the dark side, die etc

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They suicide

They have sex together.

Lightsaber measuring contests.

Meditation

sit in their chairs till they rott.
Just like Vader did in his Sauron lava castle in Rogue One.

>well, at least they're not dead
>vader leaves

Fuck you I don't suck.

I don't know. Vader probably does whatever the Emperor tells him to do, in between thinking about sand and plotting to kill his master.

The Emperor just seems like he enjoys fucking with people, so I guess that's his plan for the next five millenia.

They would prepare to defend against the Yuuzhan Vong.

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find new ways to become more powerful while subtly undermining each other

I doubt they have actual endgames

maybe eventually have full control of the force or actually become it

>after they killed and supressed all their enemies and rules every galaxy in the universe
Never going to happen. There'll always be rebels to force choke.

Are you all fucking retarded? They're in a universe where MAGIC exists and they're basically the two most powerful wizards in existence. What do you think they're going to do? Obviously gather more power for themselves, researching, testing, recruiting.

Do you think Emperor Trum- Palpatine reads over the intelligence briefings?

Vader spent a lot of time trying to get used to his shitty new body. Basically had to relearn lightsaber combat from ground up and make a new form . Also meditating and thinking about killing Kenobi and Palpatine

Palpatine just memes in coruscant with his posse

Their homework for Jedi school

this is like asking what youd do in heaven.

This is my favorite theory, however ridiculous.

kek, they just spend all year pulling pranks on each other

what te fuck?


>tldr

>plot for new star wars movie?

>heh I'm gonna build a big tower that is easily seen and able to be destroyed. They will never expect me here
>besides I have the high ground here

>tfw vader has to go easy on the pranking or he'll get barbecued again

They probably meditate and hit the books to increase their knowledge of the force and what not. Sheev was a sociopathic nerd who discovered the dark side of the force through collecting sith artifacts. Vader and Sheev probably sit around and read sith lore to each other and imagine what it may have been like during the first sith empire.On a side note, I wouldn't be surprised if they torture each other, Sheev sith lightning Vader almost to death, turning off his life support then on verge of death stopping, then Vader force choking Sheev, I imagine it brings out the dark side in them, tell me no?

The do a sexchange operation and become female, then they film each other and create infinite porn, then they masturbate to their own porn.

They go to the beach,
have sex,
drink till they pass out
have more sex.


Pretty sure they want sex after all that hard work, specially since there are not many girls in the new order.

Who was the first yedi and sith lord?

>recruiting

Only two sits allowed, the master and the apprentice, you stupid motherfucking cock sucker.

find out in episode 8 with that fucking tree

Yeah no meme man did I say recruiting to be a Sith? I'm meaning Dark Jedi, bodyguards who are force-sensitives, etc. There's also a thing actually called Sith magic and some rituals require living bodies.

you suck to my thread
Steve is preoccupied with maintaining power and casually eyeing potential replacement apprentices
Vader has a lot of painful physical therapy

>theory
it was literally canon until the mouse got his claws on the franchise

Anything having to do with super weapons is the last thing on Vader's to-do list

they enjoy the opera together

probably play space golf

Sheev makes vader watch. The heavy breathing helps him get there

Sheev electrocutes himself slightly while masturbating.

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Electrocute means to kill with electricity.

Probably play Jenga with the force.

Vader doesnt like younglings. This is established. Vader doesnt care.

Vaders tank is filled with Sheev semen. He does the scream every time he finishes

He said "slightly"

Vader broods menacingly in his Sauron lava castle bacta tank.

Sheev performs sith rituals with shotas he lures in from the coruscant streets.

There are no degrees. You're either dead (electrocuted) or not (not electrocuted).

did you fucking draw this now?!?!?!

a good piece of art

yes

Why did he need to go back for is his keys is he knows how to use The Force?

3/10 total break of immersion

Vader's dick burnt off.

9/10, solid work user.

Because using the force to start your car takes finesse that Vader lacks after being interred in a kenner toy body.

Vader is a brute force Sith Juggernaught type.

Noice