Why are critics shitting on this?

Why are critics shitting on this?

Is it because it didn't have preachy social commentary or because it didn't have the Disney logo on it?

Or both?

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It's a red herring by the Illuminati.

I mean, maybe its just retarded shit for furry autists is why?

it looks worse than the shit I took this morning
and If I recall correctly is about a monkey (nigger analogy) trying to breaking in the music world while helped by the (((((big nosed)))) koala

or maybe, JUST MAYBE, it was a bad film just like the Star Wars prequels and every DC film since 2012

It was a cash-in on zootopia.

Because it looks like shit? I could barely get through the damn trailer I was cringing so hard

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It's a fantasy version of America Idol where the entire joke is that animals are singing when animals can't sing.

Why do normies obsess over singing? American Idol, Xfactor, The Voice, Glee, etc.

If they wanted to appeal to furries they wouldn't feature gorillas, koalas and pigs so heavily.

I saw a trailer in the theater and I thought it was some elaborate "let's all go to the lobby" type advertisement that was specific to the theater chain. But it turns out it's an actual movie. Not sure who it's aimed at.

It's a blatant money grab for compiling an pop-album for parents to buy for their kids. As if Kidz Bopz wasn't enough. Also arguably riding on Zootopia coattails.

At least Pixar and Disney make new songs.

>mfw I can't even get past the preview image

Who owns Illumination? I wouldn't be surprise if all the songs are by artists on a record label owned by the same company who owns Illumination.

It's not the singing it's the fame, or potential obtaining of fame that normies are obsessed with, thus why there are so many worthless e-fame hungry motherfuckers out there because it's the quickest and easiest way to a even just a slice of that pie.

I hate it because it played before every single movie for the last month, as the last trailer.

DUDE WHAT IF ANIMALS SUNG LIKE PEOPLE LMAO

Lady Gaga song featured in trailer. One of her labels is Interscope who's owned by Universal Records. Illumination Studios is also owned by Universal/NBC. So the movie is just a big commercial for their music label and animation. Two goys with one stone.

>Pleb music
>Furries
>Illumination Films

Yeah, I think you can see why people are shitting on this movie.

there was some trailer or something involving eagles or whatever like that..

it set up a "eagle king/lord/nobleman get's rescued by his daughter or something"-plot and then turned into "please turn off your cellphones and pick up your trash".. this was around 2006-8..

Really? I thought it was the best "feel good" movie of the year?

Perhaps the most generic film of the year.

Is there any western 3D animation studio worse than illumination? Every one of their movies in garbage.

no wonder (((they))) didnt like it lmao

Because it's the laziest movie to release this year.

It's like a bad Interstella 5555

>Let's rent the rights to a bunch of already-popular songs and use a plot structure so old Asylum has a movie about it (Sunday School Musical) to frame what is essentially a high-budget Now That's What I Call Music! cd.

Saw it about a month ago at a screening

It's alright

Songkino

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What are you talking about? Rotten Tomatoes currently has it at 73%.

Straight outta compton is the exact same thing and it made huge amounts of money and did as well as a biopic really can in the academy awards.

Something about this, and I don't know what, makes this look like something that should have been released in like 2006.

Just the generic "lol animals voiced by celebrities singing pop music" and the "lol fat funny accent character wears a speedo" I guess, plus the jokes and animation...

Idk. if I woke up from a two year coma and saw this on TV I would think this came out a month after Shark Tale or somethin.

I hate it because it's on channel 1 on Comcast on demand, and it keeps playing when you're just trying to find something to watch.

This. It looks dated, with furry shit used more as a gimmick.

>Why are critics shitting on this?

they can't appreciate kino

It looks really cringey, I dunno something about it rubs me the wrong way.
Reminds me of those Minions movies.

because it's not disney

A musical without original songs.

>a collection of literally the most cliched music stories imaginable, including being self-conscious about your singing but overcoming it, having a parent that doesn't support your singing but making them proud, etc
>oh but and also theyre all cute animals singing ur fave pop songs :o)

It's inescapably terrible.

I can't wait for the inevitable furry pornography.

Fucking this, shit even played directly before Rogue One started and killed down any hype I had for the movie.

This song was so fucking weird. Has nothing to do with anything plotwise other than set up how Maui was always trying to impress the mortals. But it's catchy as fuck and Tamatoa had a shitload of personality for what little time he had in the movie.

>Why are critics shitting on this?

Which ones? Seems to be doing pretty well critically for a non-Pixar/non-Disney animated movie.