Go to theatre alone

>go to theatre alone
>look around and see all the couples making a memory that will soon become a remember when
>walk home alone
>lay in bed alone

>go to theatre alone
how did you bypass the no singles policy?

Carried a mannequin in with me, told the clerk she was a burn victim.

If that couple was hit by a truck those memories would turn to nothing, don't get yourself worked up about it user

Kill yourself.

lol fag

Non-'Murican here. Is this really a thing in your country?

>go to theatre alone
>just myself and a couple in the back row
>they start fucking
>*shifts awkwardly*

That isn't a thing in your country? next you are going to tell me that your local kinotorioum doesn't have showers either

>not turning around and asking if you can watch

>american
>theatre
Why do Eurofags always try to make everything about America?

>go into movie theatre alone
>play the fun arcade games for a few hours after my movie because my mom is at work and can't pick me up
>get stares from parents when I hog it from their kids

Nope. We book the individual seats like normal human beings.

>want to go to movies
>know no one to go with
>end up just not seeing it all all

>some non-American shithole
>human beings

lol kys

>falcon
>singles policy
>anvil
>penis inspection
>theatre showers
>cute gril
>snipers
>designated shitting aisle
>violent diarrhea
>low blood sugar
>$40 popcorn
>cant believe its not butter starts playing

>Still plays arcade games.

tfw just bought two tickets to the ballet and I have ngf

>no crab legs
Shit kinohaus/10

What about your sister?

...

Not an option

it's ok cuz once you broke up you won't have the feels memory when you rewatch that movie.

>turning around
but they were both in the back row, are you suggesting user directs their question at the wall?

>can't go to theater alone
>although that's what I prefer to do
>don't own vehicle
>have to get a ride from a buddy
>also offer him a free matinee ticket to be nice
>we both watch movie
>movie starts to feel basic
>i can feel my friend's bored vibe as he flicks his phone on and off and on and off and on and off
>this annoys the shit out of me but i'm nice and don't say shit
>mfw i don't have a car and can't take a qt 3.14 gf to see 3 kung fu movies

>crabs legs
>speghity

Get it right, son.

why would you go to the movies alone?

thats like going ten pin bowling alone.

I really wish I had a gf so I could go to more musicals without my family thinking I'm gay.

If you took a qt with you, she would probably be even more annoying than your friend.

Why didn't you take your wife's falcon?

Because OP is one of the 10 people on this board that enjoys watching films.

You're gonna go see the bear in the little car?

memories are overrated anyway
live for the future instead

At least I'll get to fuck and cuddle with her later, so I can deal with her being annoying.

>At least I'll get to fuck and cuddle with her later
no you won't. and you could do that with your friend

cuddle your friend

Chgecked
Tell your parents that if you were gay you'd have lots of female friends.

Nah, Imperial Russian Ballet

I only watch films aline. If you try watching with anyone else you wonder if they are enjoying there movie and you can't enjoy it.

Or they play on their phones and it drives me mad