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Chelsea have reportedly contacted Paris St-Germain defender Serge Aurier, 24, amid speculation he could join Manchester United. (Manchester Evening News)

Monaco manager Leonardo Jardim has hinted that 18-year-old striker Kylian Mbappe - targeted by a number of clubs including Real Madrid, Manchester United, Barcelona and Arsenal - could leave before the close of the transfer window for a big enough offer. (Independent)

Philippe Coutinho has been left out of Liverpool's squad for Saturday's friendly against Athletic Bilbao because of a back injury. The 25-year-old midfielder is wanted by Barcelona as a replacement for Neymar, who has joined Paris St-Germain.(Mirror)

Barcelona have wasted no time in finding a replacement for Neymar after making contact with Borussia Dortmund over French forward Ousmane Dembele, 20.(Daily Mail)

Dembele says he welcomes the transfer speculation linking him with the club at the moment.(Metro)

Real Madrid forward Cristiano Ronaldo, 32, admitted he would like to return to England when speaking during his court case over alleged tax fraud in Spain. (Cadena SER - in Spanish)

Meanwhile, Real will consider selling winger Gareth Bale, 28, to Manchester United if they include goalkeeper David De Gea in the deal. (Don Balon, in Spanish)

Paris St-Germain are reportedly set to follow up their signing of Neymar by rivalling Arsenal for the transfer of Nice midfielder Jean Michael Seri, 26. (Metro)

French champions Monaco are ready to test Arsenal's resolve by making a £45m bid for 28-year-old striker Alexis Sanchez, who has a year remaining on his Gunners contract. (Sun)

Chelsea manager Antonio Conte is reportedly ready to allow defender Andreas Christensen, 21, to leave in a swap deal in order to sign Inter Milan winger Antonio Candreva, 30. (Tuttosport in Italian)

However, the Blues have rubbished claims that Conte is deliberately pushing striker Diego Costa, 28, out of the club. (Independent)

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>AC Milan are considering a shock move for former Chelsea and Manchester United striker Radamel Falcao, 31. (Sky Sport Italia, in Italian)

Midfielder Geoffrey Kondogbia, 26, a target for Liverpool and Tottenham, has asked to leave Inter Milan. (Gazzetta dello Sport, in Italian)

>Southampton defender Virgil van Dijk, 26, who has been linked with a move to Liverpool and Chelsea, has been backed in his £60m stand-off with Saints by Netherlands boss Dick Advocaat. (Mirror)

Manchester City are hopeful of resolving conflict with 17-year-old winger Jadon Sancho despite the teenager refusing to train after he was left out of the squad for last month's US tour. (Daily Mail)

>Everton could produce a club record deal of £50m for midfielder Gylfi Sigurdsson, 27, as renewed contract talks have started with Swansea. (The Times)

Leicester City midfielder Danny Drinkwater, 27, is ready to tell the club he wants to join Premier League champions Chelsea. (Mirror)

>Watford are lining up a move for Liverpool defender Alberto Moreno, 25, after the club rejected an £11m bid from Napoli earlier this summer. (Liverpool Echo)

>de gay

Spurs are going to win the league

Maybe the Europa League lmfaoooooooo

BoltTFO

Maybe the League Cup lmfaoooooooo

Nope.

1. City
2. United
3. Chelsea
4. Liverpool
5. Spurs
6. Everton
7. Arsenal

maybe the premier league roooofflllllll

>poop
>winning

Hello lads how are you?

BBC comments.

> Real Madrid, Manchester United, Barcelona and Arsenal
>and Arsenal

kek

interesting post

Chelsea signings when?

BLADES ARE BACK LADS

customers on suicide watch

terry did barely anything today

still, had a better debut against >us than rio ferdinand did

What do you want him to do?

Bolt in football fucking when

>they said Ashley will give Rafa £100m to spend
>only signed literally whos

Don't you even think about it you little motherfucker.

>Arse-ly willingly gives wheelbarrows full of cash to shithead blaggers like McClaren
>finally gets a good manager in
>cucks him in January and again in the summer

be utter shit

if you couldn't guess from the post, I'm a hull fan

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>Everton will make a bid to sign Danny Welbeck if they can’t do a deal for Olivier Giroud, according to The Daily Mirror.

>Gabriel Agbonlahor is still playing football

my oh my

Big money move for a striker plz ashley

wtf is this ?

Arsenal, Liverpool, Manchester City and Barcelona want to sign Monaco's 21-year-old France winger Thomas Lemar. (Sunday Mirror)

>Everton will move for Arsenal striker Danny Welbeck, 26, if they cannot persuade his French team-mate Olivier Giroud, 30, to leave the Emirates. (Sunday People)

Real Madrid have assured Wales midfielder Gareth Bale, 28, he is "the future of the club", in a move that will disappoint Manchester United. (Guardian)

>Chelsea still hope to beat Liverpool to the signature of Southampton's 26-year-old Dutch defender Virgil van Dijk. (Evening Standard)

But Juventus manager Massimiliano Allegri has told Chelsea they have "no chance" of signing Brazilian left-back Alex Sandro, 26. (ESPN FC)

>Swansea City must pay £13m if they want to re-sign striker Wilfried Bony from Manchester City. (Sunday Mirror)

Borussia Dortmund manager Peter Bosz says he is not worried about losing France forward Ousmane Dembele, 20. (Metro)

>Barcelona want Nice's Ivory Coast midfielder Jean-Michael Seri, 26, who is also being pursued by Arsenal. (Mundo Deportivo via Metro)

Liverpool have been dealt a huge blow in their pursuit of 27-year-old Rennes midfielder Benjamin Andre. (Express)

>Newcastle are targeting West Ham goalkeeper Adrian, 30, to bolster their goalkeeping options. (Sky Sports)

Stoke City are closing in on Cameroon forward Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting, 28, who is a free agent after leaving German club Schalke. (Sentinel)

>West Bromwich Albion will not sell Belgian winger Nacer Chadli, 28, to Swansea City, despite strong interest from the Welsh club. (Express & Star)

Baggies boss Tony Pulis is set to offer Everton's Gareth Barry, 36, a two-year deal to replace Darren Fletcher, who moved to Stoke this summer. (Daily Mail)

>Manchester United's Uruguay defender Guillermo Varela, 24, is set to re-join Penarol four years after leaving to move to Old Trafford. (Manchester Evening News)

giroud is comically too good for everton what a retarded rumour

Premier League newcomers Brighton want a forward and a goalkeeper before the transfer window closes. (The Argus)

>Aston Villa's French defender Jordan Amavi, 25, is wanted by Marseille on loan with a view to a permanent move. (Birmingham Mail)

Everton's 19-year-old forward Ademola Lookman is wanted by Derby County on loan. (Daily Mail)

>Bolton manager Phil Parkinson is close to signing a new contract with the Championship club. Parkinson, 49, has been in charge since June 2016. (Bolton News)

Switzerland defender Johan Djourou's move to Sheffield Wednesday has collapsed despite the former Arsenal player passing a medical. (Sheffield Star)

>Southampton manager Mauricio Pellegrino has played down suggestions that Saints are about to complete a £16m deal for Juventus midfielder Mario Lemina, 23. (Daily Echo)

>Switzerland defender Johan Djourou's move to Sheffield Wednesday has collapsed despite the former Arsenal player passing a medical. (Sheffield Star)
That's like the third move that's collapsed in this window for him. The fuck does he keep doing?

Who would you sign lads?

and to think at the end of last season he publicly stated that there would be a "blank cheque" for rafa

I don't know why we expected anything different

must have a cunt agent

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Autism

From the looks of it, he's the only relevant client his agent has.

far right

They are trying to become Manure.

Fiorentina are reportedly lining up a €10m bid for out-of-favour Paris Saint-Germain forward Jese Rodriguez.

>Fiorentina and Milan have both been given hope for Anderlecht midfielder Leandro Dendoncker as his agent claims he “wants a new challenge”.

Borussia Dortmund have suggested that Emre Mor is close to joining Inter. “Selling one or two players can be a good thing…”

Thread is slow. What's everyone doing tonight?

>cousin sent me the kiss with heart emoji
>havent seen her in 15 years

wat do /trans/

How much does poop earn per annum? I know it's betwixt Jannys salary and nermans

Nothing, it doesn't mean anything

search for incest porn and have a wanky thinking of her

I just got one from a girl I'm just friends with and another one from my sister.

It means nothing la

>Guardiola will earn a reported £21m-a-year

>£57,534 a day
>£2,397 an hour
>£40 a minute

Hold on.

Are you serious?

Wanking

Saw another report that was £15.3m. But that still makes him the highest payed manager

For the non Brits, do your clubs ever get linked with English players?

E..ever?

I wish more of ours would go abroad

Why is incest porn such a big thing nowadays? I feel like half of pornhub is either step-something porn or full blown pretend-incest
Vitesse gets English Chelsea loanees every once in a while. Apart from you had Giovanni Core last year at Torino

>please like my pictures

So Obama doesn't like his pictures, huh? No wonder he's leaving.

another marseille player burglarized, the state of that city lmao

Why would they? England pays exorbitant wages to average English players
Calvert-Lewin has played ~10 premier league games and is on 40 grand a week

Daily reminder Wolves are going to dick the championship

a great jojo reference

no, the last english player who came to ligue 1 was probably Joe "English Messi" Cole 6 years ago

Not that I watch allsvenskan but

Calum Angus – GAIS – 2009-2012
Hakeem Araba – Falkenbergs FF – 2015-
James Keene – GAIS, IF Elfsborg, Djurgårdens IF, Halmstads BK – 2006-
John Wilkinson – AIK – 1978-1979
Kenny Pavey – AIK, Östers IF – 2006-
Lloyd Saxton – GIF Sundsvall – 2015-

Only one I can remember that's 'famous' is Peter Crouch 2000 IFK Hässleholm (loan) apps 8 goals (3)

and then there been some managers like Roy

>forgetting monsieur barton
youtube.com/watch?v=CwkUMFk4yTo

Monaco has to stop selling eventually, no way Falcao goes.

>1 game

shit, I almost forgot the greatest english philosopher Joey Barton

Really, guys. Wtf is this?

Retardation

unironically watching big brother

there's a thicc american hambeast with an ass the size of a zorb

Not so fast...

Post pic

Send her dick picks and tell her to come over.

tfw its >our year

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Why are Liverpool fans (?) demanding Klopp to buy more players?

its like you guys never read jojo

>weebshit

>
Literally no defense

>tfw expected t h i c c but got fat

I thought you were being ironic with 'hambeast'

JoJo is for normalfags.

it's like a thicc girl ate lard and kept her thicc proportions

also
>Derek Acorah
>that tubby eastenders lad who was on Extras
>some old slag with weird eyes that i recognise
>that deluded indian cunt from the apprentice
>someone from hollyoaks
>geordie slag probably from geordie shore
>posh twat probably from made in chelsea
>load of american slags and literal whos

just had sex lads

trips dont lie

Scratch your dick, the pussy smell is glorious lad

can I get a webm of this sequence? around the 4min mark

youtube.com/watch?v=fKGmwuSF43I

not the best quality tho

did she have a big penis?

lel, thanks

>that GOAT positioning

did you put your penis inside of her?

good for you

i'm pulling it off to this tart on super casino again

if the enemy came close to me
oh i'd probably start to sneeze

What if the enemy came all over you?

Checkmate!

Any news on the Gareth Bale to Chelsea situation?

hey /trans/ i just accidentally masturbated to a cartoon is this going to become a problem?

You are now gay leaf

kys leaf

What are the lineups for tomorrow gonna be?

J U S T

Chelsea still have plenty of shopping to do. But knowing Chelsea they'll hold it off until the end of the transfer window.