Dogs edition
/brit/
fuckk of weaIFU MONG
this man is a true Timologist
West Berkshire
Got the ol' stim shits
what you looking at?
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>...
used to live in newbury
unexpected item in the bagging area
really need a bf lads
>"Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane?" Do you know which ‘philosopher’ said that? Bane. And people say he's just a big guy.”
genuinely frightening image
when your isp says "Unlimited" it just means there's no cap, just don't take the piss and download a terrabyte of data in a week
just got called a DPD driver in buckinghamshire
aha yes lad
born and raised
love tim. hate tim's bullies
Hate Ricky to be honest
unironically still have aol internet
unexpected item in the bogging area
got a few razor burns there timbo
fuck off tim
So I'll ask again - which ISP should I go for ?
Don't want to have a runt cap
Don't want to be throttled on my new "superfast unlimited" connection like a deano
st barts or park house? they may not even exist any more. left newbury when i was 15 or so.
West Midlands
already told you this twat
virgin
he was alri when younger
I download 4k porn movies at 50-60gb a pop
who would win in a fight
yelping
barts lad, both exist still just i heard barts is a shithole now
>You don’t see big guys like those much nowadays.
>You can still find 'em.
A rat done bit my sister Nell.
(with Whitey on the moon)
Her face and arms began to swell.
(and Whitey's on the moon)
I can't pay no doctor bill.
(but Whitey's on the moon)
Ten years from now I'll be payin' still.
(while Whitey's on the moon)
The man jus' upped my rent las' night.
('cause Whitey's on the moon)
No hot water, no toilets, no lights.
(but Whitey's on the moon)
I wonder why he's uppi' me?
('cause Whitey's on the moon?)
I was already payin' 'im fifty a week.
(with Whitey on the moon)
Taxes takin' my whole damn check,
Junkies makin' me a nervous wreck,
The price of food is goin' up,
An' as if all that shit wasn't enough
A rat done bit my sister Nell.
(with Whitey on the moon)
Her face an' arm began to swell.
(but Whitey's on the moon)
Was all that money I made las' year
(for Whitey on the moon?)
How come there ain't no money here?
(Hm! Whitey's on the moon)
Y'know I jus' 'bout had my fill
(of Whitey on the moon)
I think I'll sen' these doctor bills,
Airmail special
(to Whitey on the moon)
Just watched that CIA bane plane thing
Was it supposed to be funny because it's poorly made? I don't get it
Do you guys have this?
this would make a great psychological horror
i heard the same about park house lel
BT
you can change your IP with virgin so a ban means a ban
BT you just reset your router and it changes your IP instantly
Virgin have static IPs so if you get banned you need to actually serve out the length of the ban. Nightmarish.
post the pic of her crying
makes me howl
>grow up in a household that had cable from the late 90s
>move recently (closer to the city mind you)
>forced to go on ADSL like a third worlder because I live in a country with a cable duopoly controlled by two equally autistic companies
ahh yes, fuck you Telstra and Optus. The NBN can't reach me soon enough.
>BANE?
>just an example of the laughs we have here
I don't know mate, I live in Hull. We can literally only get one single ISP here: Kingston Communications. They have a monopoly. Not bad internet though, 100mb speed, 200gb limit. Reasonable price. Just don't fuck them off because if you're on their shit list, you're not getting internet. Simple as.
charcuterie?
No of course not
He's a big guy.
hello welcome to Sup Forums
cured meat? of course we do idiot. i imagine most cultures do.
not him I've got virgin now and it's been down 4 days lmao
unfortunately they're all shit and all have different throttles unless you live in London and can afford that hyperoptic shite
just phonepost when that happens hehe
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was fucking hilarious seeing that pic in one of tims vids.
it's not exceptionally badly done . could be better but just jarring because he insisted on practical effects when we're used to polished CG
you only get throttled if you're being silly
mad to think the dentist remains completely oblivious to all this tim-posting business
he probably just figured he had a crazy neighbour for a while before he moved on to wherever and probably doesn't even give it any thought and gets on with running his practice
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saucisson specifically
the gimmicks are merging at unseen speeds
oui, you can get it on deli counters
all sounds a bit fishy to me, living in hull must be bad enough without having to put up with that
dentists are super busy probably hardly noticed tim except for appointments
That's exactly what I thought
Why is our internet so shit lads
The south koreans have it 100x faster and half the cost
it's fucking awfully done
not just practically, the dialogue is terrible. I actually forget that it's in a batman film half the time
yeh im pretty sure i've seen it in supermarchés.
>sara saved a photo of timmy to her PC
currently dying with laughter
Yes
>Why is our internet so shit lads
uhhhhhh the government
*taps my pen on the desk*
downloading the rolling stone 500
going to spend a month learning them all because i had no childhood and don't know any songs
1. does she think all of Sup Forums is talking about her?
2. does she think time posts here?
why does everyone have depression nowadays
feels like some kind of attack with a contagious virus
> If you were to ask me to name three geniuses, I probably wouldn't say Pavel, CIA...
>I'd go Smee, Maimen, Button Lee, Juan Ovyu.
I don't get banned anymore
I only post in /brit/ and janny doesn't dare enter so it's comfy
probably desu
actually wonder if trinity is a good school now
Why pretend that men are literally anything other than shit. Like the things they have bad were brought on by, u guessed it, men
going to send Tim a letter demanding he send me his lunch money.
good post this one
newtwat hothead
You known console games are coming in at 100GB+ now ?
UK ISPS think people just use the internet for facebook and will fuck you over
reminder that The Dentist is a minor local celebrity in Marlow
twitter.com
Also looks like he's moved on from Dentalign and gone into business for himself this year
because we're not exploring new frontiers
there's nothing left to research
nothing to do
everything's pointless
explain why the previous 2 aren't nearly as bad
oh wait you can't.
Is Tim aware of /brit/'s existence?
not saying it's not funny I just don't get it
it's the jews maaaaan
just buy things on discs
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bed time for young turtle
work in the morning
No they just use it to further scam people by making them use super expensive plans, YouTubers often have to do this
no
Oh I do. Always. But it would be nice to actually patch these broke games they push out
>we don't rape and kill people who are technologically weaker than us anymore
Good.
Good night lad.
Living in Hull is fine as long as you're in a decent bit of the city. The rough parts are really rough, but the nice parts are as nice as any British city I've been to (except York), and I've seen probably 5 or 6 cities. Fairly notoriously shit ones though: Birmingham, Bristol, Leeds, Dover... Hull can be as good as any of those.
>data caps
extremely grim
>Download limit
Tragic, even for Hull
this but unironically
So all the people I see talking about torrenting films are either spending £100 a month on internet or they're all yanks ?
Business idea: someone tells Tim that /brit/ exists and just watch the shitstorm unfold
i always thought dunkirk was a place in scotland