Le euthanize my dog because of my wife's son face

>le euthanize my dog because of my wife's son face

He gave it away

Lost all respect for him.

>le gave away my dog because it was a murderous freak and I'm about to have a baby face
Get your memes right kid

to a big farm with plenty of land to play, right?

>get a dog
>not prepared to take care of it for the duration of its life
truly disgusting

>"dude pitbulls are great lmao"
>had several different trainers cause the thing kept trying to eviscerate people

You guys are fuckin autistic

>mfw he just said that shit so the listeners wouldn't attack him

it's a shitbull that bit someone, of course he put it down

>dude marriage is a trap lmao
>hey i'm married guys

>dude i would never have kids at this age i don't want to be an old man when they're in college lmao
>nia is pregnant!

wtf i hate bill burr now

A person had children?SOMEONE RECORD THIS

I stopped listening about 2 years ago, it was sad to see him become what he apparently hates.

why do dumb people call everyone autistic?

he married a pitbull, he only had room for 1 in his life

/Thread

That show made him nostalgic for childhood.
>having children at their age
There's a decent chance he has a special needs kid. He's going to lose his mind and kill a kid.

>wife makes him do things he doesn't want to do
>next step, wife fucks whoever she wants
>makes him watch while she gets plowed by a 6'2" swole af thug

the dog thing is worse, but both undermine his entire standup career

the chance of autism is like .4%

It depends on the age of his wife really
It's their eggs that start drying up

but thats autistic

normally i'd say "it's just jokes" but literally every special was about

>gold digging whores
>marriage is a raw deal
>people need to stop reproducing
>my dog is awesome
>pit bulls get a bad rap

and reiterated on his podcast constantly

That's what happens when you fall for the memedog meme.

He doesn't practice what he preached evidently

he would be better off betting rid of the turdbabby

Nigga got rid of the wrong bitch

kek'd
He's going to get killed in a divorce. That might make him be funny again though. I put the over/under at 5 years once she shits that kid out before he's standing tall before a judge getting Brendan Fraiser'd

>bill finally gets all the repairs done on the house
>she takes it in the divorce

Does he have that old Ford truck? I haven't listened in years. I hope he gets to keep that, it sounded cool when he'd bitch about it.

their kid is going to look weird as fuck

It's going to look like Sam Roberts from O&A

>Tfw his divorce and alimoney/child support fees will propel him into comedy lelvels never seen before.

I can't wait

His wife probably made him sell it because it's not a family car

It has no harness for a baby seat
No airbags
No all wheel traction control anti lock brakes navigation safety sensors climate enhanced passenger seat butt warmer computerized all weather handling bluetooth hybrid emissions..

And most importantly of all: No tracking device

>black don't crack wife
>still has a good time with her
>knows how to comprise and admits to his own faults
>makes she she understands he gets to
>have his own gym in the house
>continue to play drums
>will use stand-up as his break from parenting whilst on the road
>cooks how he wants
>gave away his dangerous dog like a smart human being who would be ridiculed if he didn't

And for anyone ripping on him for having old material or some shit look at every stand up you like, they've all got a solid point of view the same way auteur directors make similar movies in their canon.

And now I sound like a twat.

He lives in LA now. Do you know how many no-kill animal shelters there are in LA?

A fucking shitload. I live in rural Tennessee and there are 5 within 15 miles of where I am.

You must've really cherry-picked his content if you thought Bill Burr was anything but a self-deprecating comedian.

Of course he's going to do the things he bitches about. We all do. That's the fucking joke. Grow up and live a real life and you might discover this.

>A fucking shitload.

No, they all euthanize dogs here. All of them
There's just no room to keep them

>black don't crack wife

that's a moot point when she's ugly

>playing drums with a baby in the house

sure in 5 years maybe

>anything but a self-deprecating comedian.

um how is talking about gold digging whores and beating up women in any way self deprecating?

>take niggershit breed to no-kill shelter
>it kills other dogs and employees

liberals a shit

fuck you Rover is playing on a big farm right now and we'll go visit him next summer

True. But i'm sure he's still got that cuckcar his Prius. I really can't stand Nia. One of the reasons I stopped listening, she's very annoying. If he had to marry a nig, at least find a cute one. He's rich and successful, he could've done it.

Man he's such a fucking potato cuck God damn.

having a child at that age is just stupid. he'll be too old to play sports with his son and probably won't see his great grandchildren

>playing drums with a baby in the house

>sure in 5 years maybe

Fuck, rips drums and most likely rip helicopter flights too since "im gonna be a father why would i keep risking myself like that"

HEY NIA GRAB A MIC
LOVELY NIA EVERYBODY
HEY STOP BEING SEXIST ALRIGHT?

underrated

Whats with the huge oreo, where's the rest of it?

fuck, man

Pit bulls are killers you dumb "teen youth"

>HEY NIA GRAB A MIC
>LOVELY NIA EVERYBODY
That's when I knew it was time to fuck off and listen to anything else.

nea looks like a gorilla though

That's a quarter dumbass

I don't see why he couldn't
There are so many of them everywhere who'd marry a white guy with money, and they wouldn't wring his balls like his current wife.
He must have been desperate

What are you a transphobic, misogynistic, racist ass disgusting motherfucker for real though? I can't even. *smacks lips*

user, you're just a crazy, racist. Nia is beautiful. Clearly this user is right , black don't crack. Check your privilege.
ayyyyy

On the Monday Morning podcast Bill kept going on and on about watching the Vice channel. He talked about how he was blown away by some rapper talking about teleportation. This is how the guy explained teleportation

>draws 2 X's on a piece of paper.
>Connects the X's with an arc. Explains how we use planes to travel between point A to point B
>But with teleportation
>Fold paper in half, sticks a pencil through both X's

Jesus christ Bill.....

Yup.

It was really sad. I came to the podcast late, and found some pretty funny shit other than the sports talk. Then she kept on show up more and more.

At first I thought she was an annoying bitch let on as a joke or a one off. And now its unlistenable. No idea why a comedian lets a non-comedian on his podcast.

I come for entertainment not ear bleeding.

Oh my god look at his dead eyes.

reminder that theres literally only 1 (one) podcast worth listening to

>mfw Bill's shit bull has probably been put down by now

Kill all dindu dogs.

Holy fuck she looks like a grandma already. Surely he could do better than that right?

God what does a half ginger half nigger look like? Bill, what are you doing man.

DUDE CHIMPANZEES LMAO

...

he lived in an apartment before, i doubt he played drums at home

SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEET

Just doing his part

all that just to delete ugly parents

You know the thing about a Billy Redface? He's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye.
His white guilt wouldn't allow him to get a sexy Nia Long type black chick, despite him no problem being able to pull that off.

>blond aryan with the BBC
Is this the fabled master race formula?

Why did he not invite Anthony to the Patrice benefit?

A quarter of an Oreo? That doesn't make sense you autistic fuck.

>a nigger saw interstellar

Because Nia told him no and because he never really liked Anthony. You can hear it on several old O&A shows.

So nigger plus giner creates jews? I should have known, it was so obvious. That's why they push cuck porn so much, it's to increase their numbers.

>tfw I learned he was performing near my place months back
>Got genuinely excited
>Strongly considered paying last minute and ditching lectures and studying for it

Now I couldn't care less. He's JUST'd himself into history.

Norm is still based though at least.

Sobuds like Event Horizon. Whenever niggers want to act smart they always copy something and hope no one notices and deny it to death if someone does.

Such a gay way of commenting.

Bill Burr? more like : Bill Cuck

Am
i
right?

sort your insecurities out

You know this isn't Nia.

Nice try though.

Based Schaub

That's Nia mate. Without makeup and fancy hairdo. Lovely Nia in all her glory.

I can't tell gorillas apart. Sorry, Nia.

Oh
>google searches

OH.... damn.

JUST

What the fjck is wrong with Bill? He could land a hot as fuck 18-20 something year old no problem. Why settle for the proto-human past her expiration date?

I can't belive it's been 12 years since Bill Burr died.

old billy redface played himself. he thinks he's set, he bought his custom Jaguar XF, he vacations in the Mediterranean, he has a netflix show, but Nia is going to fuck him over in the divorce. She will have to wait 4-5 years after the kid is born for maximum alimony and child support, but she'll turn Bill into the next Brendan Fraser. I seriously think bill will kill himself over it

...

bill burr: cuck of the year

White guilt must be a motherfucker. Even if she looked as awful as she does, gotta be cool and nice as fuck. She's neither.
>that feminist sjw bullshit
>those gums
kek Burr is incredible

What the fuck is going on in this thread? Explain your autism please. Something about a dog and him having a kid, what the fuck am I missing?

>that pic
Disgusting. Why put a ring on this thing?

He married a cunt that ruined his podcast and his humour is now politically correct. He cucked himself.

some people are into beastiality

>>that feminist sjw bullshit
What the fuck are you talking about? I see nothing remotely suggesting that in the photo. Calm your autism please.

He adopted a pup pitbull.
5 years later he got married
She got pregnant
He got rid of it (statistically likely it's been put down).

All this after literally years of "Pit bulls get a bad rap, they're great dogs you just gotta train 'em right!"