How do I be* rich?

How do I be* rich?

*act like I am

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

nice arse warts

australian / 10

Why the fuck did i read this.

she got a big booty so I call her big booty

>kys

Gross and funny

Yeah man gross. Went from 9 to like 8.8.

Braaaaap thread?

ohhhh my god

you dorks just love to bitch

lol why does that guy have his penis out

Why not?

is this kino?

It doesn't make any noises

It's kegal.

and why is he hard.

According to himself, that's the asshole of a daily heavy drinker

he's a BRAAAAAAAAAAP poster

Why are there no videos of really hot girls farting online? I don't mean 7/10's I mean 9/10's. Pic related, I want to see a girl like Katherine Webb rip a giant fart. Seeing a model tier girl farting would be hot as fuck.

It is now

model tier girls only *poot* *poot* they don't rip giant farts