/brit/

Doing a think edition

wesley, get mama's prying bar

kay-on

just offload all your questionable shit on a USB before you go

>oxford health tell tim that he's being paranoid
>tim says that he's not

hmm
why is tim oblivious to his mental health?

*blocks your path*

He shan't be pleased

idiotic question

should really buy a new wallet and clean my phone and cards if i go on holiday soon.

my mate got refused entry into new zealand for having trace levels of coke in his wallet. no visa for him forever now.

kek how would they even scan your laptop

does the man log on and go through everything

>tfw 50gb data cap

The Sunday lunch
Opted for pork this time

Yes it's a criminal offence to withhold passwords nowadays

Doing a wank over a male

'i

ah yes, treating everyone like a criminal

doing a questionable shit

Mobile data?

They just run the patented Nonce scanner 9000® on it, done in a few seconds I tell you

looks good but they should really serve the gravy in a separate jug. not everyone wants their food swimming in it. sign of a pleb establishment im afraid.

very scary thought

me

neighbours disgusting cigarette smoke is going into my house

might call the police

Stacked too high, don't like it

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I poured the gravy on myself you silly sausage, not taking a photo sans gravy

"Hmm what's this Met-Art shite ? Looks like kids to me,pal..... "

then you put too much on

need a gibi gf

Tbh

doesn't make sense. the far right version is better

Abrahamic religions are a mess
Christianity and Judaism only gained some level of abstraction through contact with Greeks and Persians

classical thought is much more closely related to "eastern" thought that we give it credit for.
the Greeks spoke in depth on the nature of the "void" which I think was far more profound than anything that came after at least until the renaissance and German enlightenment.
its funny that now we've come full circle and are returning to more "classical" modes of thought, which in turn are similar to eastern ideas.

chad can be racist/sexist etc and still match with everyone

looks are all that matter.

Disagree

got like £700 in cash because I sold my desktop to a mate and have have cash from a few days of work, but I don't want to put it in the bank because I've gone into my overdraft by almost £1000

It doesn't matter too much because it's a student bank account so there are no overdraft fees

blowing fag smoke into my runt neighbours house lol. bet he is the seething.

There is no fruit superior to grapes.

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7°C outside right now lads.

lads

>you wake up in god's own city

raisins

btfo ay chap ;)

they are pretty based. do like strawberries and pineapples quite a lot.

very loud train

just about to send the CV out

what a boring photo. could be fucking any city anywhere.

figs and blueberries

simple as

literally got married lads

>overdrafting by £1000
Christ son get it together

Thats just blatantly spending money you don't have, amazed they didn't cut you off

mum says she doesn't care if I sell drugs but I need to stop telling people to come to the house
hmmm

so he lives in madera
very poor attempt at censoring, as if it even matters anyway

the utter state, you've never seen a careers advisor have you mate?

fat

"I'm afraid we have to let him go, there is no evidence to present a court, since the inspecting agent opened a folder called... *checks notes* "hentai," and was immediately and violently sick, the force of which destroyed, among other items, the hard drive in question."

hope all bradleyposters get cancer

>$
>resume
>UK flag

how fucking stupid are you? are you a yank?

lmao

congratulations and whatnot

love laying on the sofa and eating grapes from the vine like a Roman patrician

the state of you actually

About to sit down and do a read

he probably has to apply to jobs to keep getting bennies, but doesnt want to actually get one

didn't know Refn was into fatties

bradleyposters aren't known for their intelligence

This will never happen in my life.

picked the right day for it didnt you lol

starfruit

well done lad
wish you all the best

Corbyn is utterly finished

>here's all this free stuff vote for me!! Revolution!
>yeah well I said I'd look into it I wouldn't actually do it

had some maple syrup and pancakes today, god wish i could have it every morning

this isn't you

willy smells like skips

fuck off seale twat

but he's not in charge?

not true i was there

What a fucking stupid resume holy shit

Nearly midnight lads.

*forcefully touches you*

revolution is impossible in this country. the only foreseeable change in this country will be Islamic parties being created and getting more votes election as the paki population grows. hope lefties enjoy sharia :)

The crisps or the rubbish disposal units

giz us a look at the wife

>a girl will never fondle your knackers as you fuck her tight pussy

>Seems like all the companies that didn't want this guy made a lot of bad decisions that led to them being out of business. So hiring him must be a good decision. Welcome aboard!

that willy looks like a piece of poo

women are vile

when the revolution comes, what will happen after?

Clue me in on this meme

JANNY

Been in the 37-40°C range for about a week here

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>we'll use the current rules to conquer the people who make up the rules and can change them at any time
Bit risky, innit?

Reading a /trv/ thread on north korea. a slovakian guy went and they actually gave him a north korean guide that spoke slovakian lmao.

I WAS IN THE POOL
I WAS IN THE POOL

the dprk is so based

>it's simultaneously different seasons in different locations around the world

woah...

literally no energy today lmaoooo

/trv/ is great I envy all of them

>you will never ride a bike through dangerous mountain passes in central asia surviving on £5 a week

it's a catfish

>ewww, user, what did you DO!?

Lichi