/nfl/ General: Simpsons Edition

SF: 49ers WLB Malcolm Smith (chest) out for year
CLE: Osweiler expected to start preseason opener
FA: Dolphins 'close to deal' with Jay Cutler
MIN: Vikings NT Linval Joseph signs extension
PHI: Nelson Agholor to play in the slot?
FA: Report: Dolphins in talks with Jay Cutler
TEN: Corey Davis (hamstring) out 'at least a week'
BUF: Bills LT Cordy Glenn (foot) may need surgery
SEA: Tyler Lockett officially activated from PUP
DAL: Jerry Jones doesn't expect Zeke suspension
PIT: Steelers ink Tomlin to contract extension
BAL: 2nd opinion confirms Flacco's injury is minor

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So, it seems Cutler is leaning against taking the Phins deal.

Does this mean Kaepershit might actually get hired and people will stop whining?

>enunwa non contact injury

Christ I kept saying they should have never got rid of decker

Kaep will go the way of Tim Tebow, cap this

Minor league baseball?

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Irrelevance
Minor league baseball may be an option though if he's still got some zip on his arm. He threw out the first pitch at a San Francisco Giants game and it was straight down the plate clocked at 88 mph.

>Receiving core of two UDFA's and 7th round pick in 2016 with 3rd and 4th round rookies in 2017

Full speed ahead

Naw, Kaep will go to the CFL and protest their anthem too

>the next preseason game is nationally televised between the Panthers and Texans
who thought this was a good match up to be on NFL Network?

shit, Satantrips lie. definitely a ball and was 87mph, not 88

youtube.com/watch?v=whWYQbODdtg

>Christian McCaffrey
>DeShaun Watson

Sounds pretty good to me.

First for tripfags should be used as human shields in Afghanistan

Kek was zeke texting

>First
A little late there, user

Jerry Jones owes everything in his life to Jimmy Johnson.

Saved his ass and established his legacy.

Jimmy Johnson owes his NFL legacy to Jerry Jones hiring him.

simpsons image filename thread?
gimme a minute

twitter.com/packers/status/894015476048723968

Being the only black fan at a Packer's game is a weird feeling

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No it means the other half of the country will start whining now

not
>matt ryan questions shanahans playcalling in SB51.gif

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these r good

You know Dan Snyder might be an incompetent kike but I think Jerry Jones is probably the worst owner in football besides Spanos.

What is he even being inducted for? Most seasons without a conference final appearance?

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notable QBs who were less accurate than Colin Kaepernick in 2016:
- Russell Wilson
- Matt Stafford
- Derek Carr
- Andy Dalton
- Marcus Mariota
- Cam Newton
- Jameis Winston

Fucking explain to me why he doesn't have a job, wh*te people.

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Would you buy a lucky shirt for your team?

>Tfw slightly considering it

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>backup to Blaine fucking Gabbert
he cant even beat out a bust for a starting job m8

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why are we even alive

I really hope the bucs make the wildcard this year. I honestly have no memory of them ever making the post-season

>tainting his lucky shirt by selling it
Brady's knee is going to explode week 1 guaranteed

He can only beat the Rams and he's somehow better than all of them? You sure totally convinced me right here.

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>Cincy has been out of the news for damn near every general
Every other team is jinxed I swear to God the Bengals are gonna win a playoff game this year

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Is this a make or break year for Cam Newton? If he doesn't improve his completion percentage are his days numbered?

As a Bengals fan, I think Andy Dalton is awesome, but I know no one else does so this is clearly bait

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Yes, unless he gets some meme O line so he himself can average at least 5 yard per carry every other play

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Cutler takes the dolphins to 11 - 5 and makes the playoffs
>ajayi making cutbacks and break away runs
>Landry, Stills, Parker, and Julius Thomas as weapons for cutler to heave the bomb
>wake, suh, tj macdonald, kiko alonso, I forget the corners. but that defense could keep him from losing games.
>O line is pretty good
this is it. this is what its like when a team has all the pieces and a mediocre QB
and now they are gonna have one of the last gunslingers come out of retirement and show them what victory tastes like.
fuck Im excited about cutler going to the dolphins. best news all offseason.

>Cam with an elite O-line
the Panthers would unironically be unstoppable

>Brenda warner

JUST

he's leaning towards staying retired m8

I love kurt warner. I really do.
but this faggot hall of fame ceremony bumped the lomachenko fight
send this shit to espn 2 faggots. I wanna see some boxing not this dick sucking.

Me in green :)

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ur team will win the super bowl

thank you

Fuck you doggo my team will win without your watermelon black magic

The rest of his team was worse then him, man

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meanie

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>Old Gay is from a city where the residents literally have to be begged not to kill each other for a single weekend, and fail to do so.

>CLE: Osweiler expected to start preseason opener
LGTSS
>Borck
Seriously though who is in charge of this dumpster fire that is scouting

what will your excuse be if they actually make it to the superbowl?

No fantasy thread so...
Who you take from these 3?
>prescott
>cousins
>carr

1. Cousins
2. Prescott
3. Carr

>seahawks aren't good anymore
>rodgers is past his prime and dom capers
>falcons had a superbowl hangover

they'll get deep-dicked by the patriots just as well

>"please don't kill anyone for a whole weekend"
>already failed and it's only Saturday

Fucking baltimurderers

Go phins!

I believe the Cardinals taking the Superb Owl is not extremely far fetched. Seattle is our biggest roadblock but the power of memes leaves both of those games a toss up.

Okay, what happened now?

>T-t-t-tommy pls save me
lmao

Baltimore tried to hold a "don't kill anybody" weekend but they couldn't make it a day

good question. why the fuck is Jerry Jones in the hall of fame?

So out of a two day stretch the city could barely make what was likely half a day?

I will never go to Baltimurder

cause he hired good players back in the 90s

Do you guys miss the early 2000s, when Paul Tagliabue was there?

Your Superbowl 52 champs

>Dan Marino never won an Owl
>this guy has 2
why does life do these things?

Eli is just clutch as fuck...and had running games

Because he's a manning, not some fuck that let snowflake get kidnapped and then himself in some oj parallel universe ad

True, very excited to see how Wayne gallman plays out though. Dudes built like leveon, and shown some vision. Def needs development.

>cause he's a Manning
only 2 Manning's have ever accomplished anything, Archie Manning was garbage

The 2017 AFC West champion Oakland Raiders

have fun being a one and done against the Chiefs

You fuckers act like football is a 1 man game. Does Kaepernick play on defense as well?
There are 53 players on one team.

Imagine putting Tom Brady on the browns and have Chip Kelly as the head coach. The Browns would still be shit.

Kaepernick was elite when Harbaugh are HC and the 49ers had players back then who didn't leave for another team or retire.

>tfw every year you have to budget for another SB jersey

the struggle is real.

Nah man I've been a 49ers fan my whole life. Kaepernick has regressed every year since his rookie year. Still can't read defenses and has shit pocket awareness. It wasn't losing harbaugh that made him fall off. In fact it's known that harbaugh and the 49ers GM actually conflicted about Kaepernick in harbaughs last year. Harbaugh thought lap had peaked

Kaep was pushed on harbs cuz OMG RG3 and the read option. His 2013 was middling, with Boldin and the defense propping his ass up
Year 3 was a shit
Last year, the cardinals killed the man.

Kaep is Ponder with an arm. First read covered? RUN

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/01/06/after-arrival-of-rams-tv-ratings-decline-in-los-angeles/

lets predict how far it will fall this season with the inclusion of the chargers

Maybe, and a mediocre minor leaguer at that. His 80-20 grades are shit.

Arm: 40, no carry
Field: 45, LF, needs footwork
Hit: 35, grooved uppercut
Power: 55 (60 raw power)
Run: 55, 6.7 60 yd dash

All in all, a below average player, ceiling is MAYBE AAA at best if he can vastly improve.


>Osweiler to start preseason opener
So the battle for #2 commences. Kessler confirmed for starter?

It just tells me that they are restricting Kessler from playing to keep him alive to start the first regular season opener. He's already got a full season of Hue's system under his belt. He had problems with concussions last season due to the line being garbage in pass protection, they're willing to sacrifice Osweiler (who has been primarily running with the 2s and 3s since they acquired him). Keeping that in mind, the only potential starter on the OL that will play in the first preseason game is Shon Coleman. JT, Bitonio, Tretter, and Zeitler will sit.

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>WNFL

wait wut

Why don't we just start Matt Moore this season instead of looking at Jay Cutler? I'd like to have Jay but in all honesty I think the best option is to play Moore considering he already knows everything about the team and he did a good job last season given what he had to work with. I honestly think he should be given a chance to prove himself because I think he's better than Tannehill.

I actually agree japan I think Matt Moore is a better overall QB than Tannehill even though he doesn't have the wheels like Ryan does

I think the only hangup around him was the failure to produce in the playoffs against shitsburgh. The entire offence played poorly but Moore had an objectively bad game. He moved the ball well at times but couldn't finish drives and didn't protect the ball

>the absolute state of the NFCW

Archie Manning was a decent Quarterback on a bad team.