Just fucking kill me

just fucking kill me

howlongismyschlong.com

don't worry pajeet, you're probably a God among your people

Kek, whats your height?

Are you high test?

Not related to politics. Reported.

tfw

Its ok.
use what you got bruv.

I'm 5'11"

Just shit genes, I guess.

You didnt answer the question you poo nigger'

Are you high test? As in masculine facial features, wide shoulders, muscular, etc??

>tfw in the lower third for flaccid
>tfw above average for erect

Being a grower is weird.

What is circumference?

How long it stretches while flaccid

Yep.

I'm really thin but I have wide shoulders and a wide jaw with a full beard.

Iktf

Lol

cir·cum·fer·ence
sərˈkəmf(ə)rəns/Submit
noun
the enclosing boundary of a curved geometric figure, especially a circle.
synonyms: perimeter, border, boundary; More
the distance around something.
"babies who have small head circumferences"
synonyms: girth, width

Grower is better.

I am an 18 years old that is 1.85 m and 70 kg and my dick is 20 cm in erect aka 7.8 inch. I feel like I did something wrong when I measured it. Is it really possible that I got a big dick? I wouldn't mind posting a pic

damn, we have the same benis

Damn... I guess penis size really is random??

I'm not even going to bother trying this site out, but keep in mind that there is an entire industry revolving around "penis enlargement" bullshit.

Just saying.

How can others even compete?

Question is how much does yours weight? Mines 4lbs.

DAS RITE

post pic

Erect
93.4%

In a room of 1000 guys, 66 should be larger
meh, muh dick is for niggers, sad that I have filthy abo nigger blood.

benis brothers

Yeah, just like height can be.
>mother 5'0
>father 6'
>am 6'

Korean/German

Feelsgoodman.jpg

I would rather lost 1 inch and lose 20% or so of non white dna.

no one cares faggot

I ignored height and thought you were saying your mom had a 5 in dick kek

I put my 8 inches and got 99,67%

Preddy good for mongol. I imagine if I ever was in same room with Trump then he would be the big guy.

>.229
Why this specific?

whatever

Everything is politics, mudslime.

"Mothers" nowadays might.

Not waht I was talking about..

And yet no girl will ever get to see it because I'm a manlet.

is there a website for how rich i am?

Well, that's unexpected

100% polish, any other polacks out there have long schlongs?

...

"In a room of 1000 guys, 8 should be larger"

>Physically impossible

Troll harder lad.

You were talking about dick genetics.

Genetics are pretty random, someone with a 12 inch dick could come from a family of every male having a 5 inch dick, or vice versa.

...

It says only 8 men of 1000 are bigger than me in erect form

Holy shit we're both exactly the same except I'm Mexican/French. Feelsgoodman.

According to the DNC's hacked files, he's 9"

The worst part is that nothing about this post is a joke

this website is broken

I wasnt talking about heritability

I was talking about how penis size might not be related to other masculine traits.

What the fuck has this board turned into?

You're using scriptblock.

unless you got really big hands your dick looks average

but it is 20 cm 7.8 inch and it tells me that only 8 of thousand men are bigger.

nice cock dutchbro
would suck/10

how can white boyz even compete

;') thanks neighbour

Fucking awesome.

It is really that rare to have this much girth?

Why do all Euros wear toddler banana hammocks? Ever heard of boxer briefs? Gosh...

the designated shitting board is that way

Top Kek genuinely lost my shit

it is 20 cm 7.8 inch and tells me 8 of 1000 men have a bigger dick. I feel like that is hard to believe

Hard to screenshot this on mobile

yeah, its one of those things that makes me feel better, like way better

>filename

This thread is incredible

Im actually 3.5 flaccid

I still have a chode though.

I'm gonna start Jelqing now.

How do so many of you have measuring tapes? I never seem to have one on hand. I've only measured my length with a ruler and it came to just under 6 inches, though this was a couple of years ago.

How do I measure circumference I am out of school and forgot

Girth is more important than length my friends

God bless being the averagest of the average when erect.

wrap measuring tape around your dick. measure the amount of tape you need to wrap your dick.

This

Only part that sucks about being a grower is I'm not too excited to whip it out until it's hard or at least a chub, I know it doesn't really make sense but it's still a thing for me

can i fuck you

Measuring tape around the middle of the shaft starting from 0 to wherever it wraps around.

beautiful. Close to my perfect dick right there.

pic plz

nice try nigger

noice

>all the liars in this thread
yall whities cant even compare to REEL BBC

Same boat. I would never let my gf see or feel until ROCK SOLID so I wouldn't feel like an infant.

Does the average guy have a pencil dick or something?

How the fuck should I know how long I am?

Who measures their penis size?

WTF is wrong with people's circumference?

you don't measure from your asshole user

>tfw 7 inches but a 29 year old kissless virgin

he pulled out his fucking dial caliper leave him alone

LOW TEST
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LANKLETS BTFO

Hire an escort you damn nanny.

proud

i agree with you bro i have never been able to properly measure by the time i track down a measuring tape my boner is gone

>american education

...

Me too

>tfw 5", 2", 3"
Time to kill myself

6'3 size 10 and a half shoe not sure why my foot is so small

7.5"

BIGGER THAN 99%

DICKLETS BTFO LMAO

Feels india mang.

>T. Puerto Rican education
How big around it is. Life if you had a measuring tape and wrapped it around your hard on
Bredy gud

I've heard some women say that it's a huge turnon to feel it getting harder as they start to suck it. Give her a nice surprise when it starts to fill her mouth.

dude so insecure i let my ex play with mine she liked to fondle it when it was soft, she didnt care it was small