Official NRL Sunday Thread

Manly Sea Eagles vs Sydney Roosters

Kickoff at 2pm

Penrith Panthers vs Wests Tigers

Kickoff at 4pm

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>other thread got torpedo'd

whoa dude Sup Forums le epic sekret klub XD

I will not question the mods again. I have learnt my lesson and am praying that the gods bring good luck and health to the mods of Sup Forums. Please find it in your heart to forgive me thank you mods

5th for /afl/

based WalkMODS

Unironically chuckled at this post

Manly
Poothers
Place your bets ladies

Poothers WILL jump the womanly peegles on the ladder

Consider the subtleness of the sea; how its most dreaded creatures glide under water, unapparent for the most part, and treacherously hidden beneath the loveliest tints of azure. Consider also the devilish brilliance and beauty of many of its most remorseless tribes, as the dainty embellished shape of many species of sharks. Consider, once more, the universal cannibalism of the sea; all whose creatures prey upon each other, carrying on eternal war since the world began.

Consider all this; and then turn to the green, gentle, and most docile earth; consider them both, the sea and the land; and do you not find a strange analogy to something in yourself? For as this appalling ocean surrounds the verdant land, so in the soul of man there lies one insular Tahiti, full of peace and joy, but encompassed by all the horrors of the half-known life. God keep thee! Push not off from that isle, thou canst never return!

0. Support GOATcastle
1. Have a firm handshake.
2. Look people in the eye.
3. Sing in the shower.
4. Own a great stereo system.
5. If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.
6. Keep secrets.
7. Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.
8. Always accept an outstretched hand.
9. Be brave. Even if you’re not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
10. Whistle.
11. Avoid sarcastic remarks.
12. Choose your life’s mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90% of all your happiness and misery.
13. Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out.
14. Lend only those books you never care to see again.
15. Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have.
16. When playing games with children, let them win.
17. Give people a second chance, but not a third.
18. Be romantic.
19. Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
20. Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems.
21. Don’t allow the phone to interrupt important moments. It’s there for our convenience, not the caller’s.
22. Be a good loser.
23. Be a good winner.
24. Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret.
25. When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go.

O, reason not the need! Our basest beggars
Are in the poorest thing superfluous.
Allow not nature more than nature needs,
Man’s life’s as cheap as beast’s

You heavens, give me that patience, patience I need!

If it be you that stir these daughters’ hearts
Against their father, fool me not so much
To bear it tamely; touch me with noble anger,
And let not women’s weapons, water-drops,
Stain my man’s cheeks! No, you unnatural hags,

No, I’ll not weep.
I have full cause of weeping, but this heart
Shall break into a hundred thousand flaws,
Or ere I’ll weep. O fool, I shall go mad!

>not having a dynamic IP

26. Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born.
27. Keep it simple.
28. Beware of the person who has nothing to lose.
29. Don’t burn bridges. You’ll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river.
30. Live your life so that your epitaph could read: No regrets.
31. Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life, you’ll regret the things you didn’t do more than the ones you did.
32. Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.
33. Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you.
34. Take charge of your attitude. Don’t let someone else choose it for you.
35. Visit friends and relatives when they are in the hospital; you only need to stay a few minutes.
36. Begin each day with some of your favourite music.
37. Once in a while, take the scenic route.
38. Send a lot of Valentine cards. Sign them, ‘Someone who thinks you’re terrific.’
39. Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice.
40. Keep a notepad and pencil on your bedside table. Million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m.
41. Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job.
42. Send your loved ones flowers. Think of a reason later.
43. Make someone’s day by paying the toll for the person in the car behind you.
44. Become someone’s hero.
45. Marry only for love.
46. Count your blessings.
47. Compliment the meal when you’re a guest in someone’s home.
48. Wave at the children on a school bus.
49. Remember that 80% of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with people.
50. Don’t expect life to be fair.

>Want to buy hot chips with chicken salt
>Too lazy to go get some

>chicken salt

Chicken salt is the salt of choice for the /nrl/ family.

whats Walkie doing today?

only fat people eat chicken salt

What should I get from KFC for lunch lads?

>Not putting chicken salt on your potato scallops

Original recipe twister, large chips, pepsi can.

I do have the start of a beer gut going on, so 10 dollars worth of chips extra chicken salt please.

i know you are a fat piece of shit when you eat scallops with chicken salt

why is it so hard for people to eat healthy. i look at eating junk food as a sign that you hate yourself and you want to die.

Do chickens eat Human Salt?

not a box meal?

nutritional pleb detected. so long as you dont overeat you're fine

there is no chicken in chicken salt

Yes there is. Don't believe their lies

im not wasting my day posting in this boring thread. im going to the brothel. have fun with your shitty posts trying to get replies losers. i will think of you when im getting my asshole licked.

Chicken extract is the main ingredient to chicken salt which makes it unsuitable to vegans and DCE

True woke niggas put their hot chips in a sandwich

Just got BTFO by nostalgia by a chippie sandwich ladies

REAL /pringles/ hours, WHO tf up

Tommy Turbo is 50 game man today ladies

>2pm kickoff

DCEs smile is on my telly.

#Excited

Just saw my little brother pop a boner when he saw DCE lads

At least he got to be in DCE's presence

Probably figured his life could only go downhill from there and checked out early

It would be in my thoughts if I met DCE myself

Roosters get exposed today

>not taking the poo

Manly will win

DCE try assist

Why are girls backs SO sexy ladies

DCE conversion assist

DCE conception assist

Manly throwing this game

ALWAYS take the poo lads

DCE on Dally M watch

there WILL be a Daly Cherry Evans award in your lifetime

Do NOT touch DCE like that EVER again

GOATly GOATerry-GOATvans lads

Thread started to smell ladies

On holiday with RoosterGOD m8

Classic Pooate defence

>touchie was right there
>have to go to the bunker
Why are male touchies so INCOMPETENT

refs are sponsored by kfc

FUCK DELETE YOUR TV
DCE JUST FUCKED UP BIG TIME

Well yeah he's just a big fuck up

DCExposed

HAHAHHAHAHA

DCE

EXPOSED

E X P O S E D

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I'm so heart broken, my whole life has been a fucking lie.
I want to die

>muzzie being a grub cunt
Colour me shocked

Reminder that DCEs biggest achievement was being the man of the match in a game he lost

>All these jealous salty enemies of DCElite

Are Pooly the biggest frauds in the 8?

pooly poogles

>Poo Peegles

...

Are the dragons or eels in the 8 m8?

maybe

>losing a gf is a bigger achievement than wining a gf

Turbo Tom on his 50th game lads

Are the Poosters, dare I say schedule babbies lads?

Going to have my monthly shower lads

>another DCE fuck up

So just the usual?

>late night rugby

Hi

>rugby

sorry

League
>no really sorry

>save if for the Semantics-Dome, EB White!...

>trusting this to get you to the finals

giv manly win

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pectus_excavatum

I met a dude in basic that had this =\
>eww!

I REALLY like the Manly cheerleaders lads

fuck the roostas

just saw some gross cheerleaders ladies

cherry boy

really really?
agreed

I think there are arms underneath that but insufficient evidence, IT WILL BE A TRY

Imagine letting Lewis Brown of all people score on you from dummy half

The ONLY girls worth spilling my pathetic virgin seed to are the panthers girls in the shiny black leather outfits ladies

It is widely known that panthers girls are all mistresses/dominatrices

Your Mother is widely known

Don't (you) me you disgusting lard arse.

that knee was on purpose

50 game man is having ribs for din dins lads

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