Scared, Potter?

Scared, Potter?

The Potter series would be infinitely better if the three leads had been gender swapped. Fucking prove me wrong, I dare you.

im not gay but girls who look like boys are hot

Yes.

Is that Hermione?

Yup.

As "she" should be. After all, "she" is finding "her" task somewhat daunting; preparing for the lead role in one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

DULLEST

JUST

"No!"

Does this involve lesbian gang rape? Because I'm in if it does.

>As "she" should be. After all, "she" is finding "her" task somewhat daunting; preparing for the lead role in one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises.

Your best opening yet. Bravo, simply bravo.

Atlas shrugged. Opinion disregarded.

It always amuses me to watch newfags fall for the bait.

#rekt

Is that Larxene?

Almost anything would've improved literally the dullest franchise. All the more had it been a yuri fuckfest.

>im not gay but

This thread deserved more love.

It would've been easier for you to say you like tomboys.

My favorite pasta. Thanks mom!

i missed you.

great taste, user
it's even better if they roleplay as boys

this. extra bonus points if they also have a penis. not gay btw

no
boyish pussy > feminine penis

is there more of this?