Why don't A-list actresses do "HEY LOOK AT MY TITS AND JERK OFF"-type roles anymore?

Why don't A-list actresses do "HEY LOOK AT MY TITS AND JERK OFF"-type roles anymore?

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Its considered haram

i've never seen stripping so bad. she looks like she's having a stroke

Because we can already jerk off to their leaked nudes on the internet.

>demi moore
>A-list

You're a fucking boring little mongoloid, cats.

Didn't that shit go out in the 80s?

>1996

If Nothing But Trouble didn't hurt her career, she was defo A-list

I'd give my nuts to see Rosamund Pike nude

Because "muh feminist role model".

They would get shit from the SJW media.

Also in general erotic films and titties comedies are dead.
You could make one and tons of ppl want to watch it but you have nowhere to show them.

PC culture, feminism, strong womyn etc

they get better support by complaining and then doing feminist photoshoots with menstrual blood and tampons etc

I had this idea the other day. . .

online porn
any other answer is fucking stupid

The days of extended shots of A-list tits under hard light for nothing more than boner fuel over.

Now it's quick cuts and weird angles in the shadows.

back in the early days of the internet, or at least my early days, i downloaded the lesbian scene from this movie on my dial up modem with kazaa or morpheus or some shit and jacked off to it exclusively because downloading shit took forever

i was like 13 maybe 14. shit was fucking cash. i had to have jerked off to it over a 100 times. thank you for reminding me good user and happy holidays

Then what would be the point?

Sometimes when I feel horny i will just masturbate to many things including some of my favorite actresses pics

there's porn and all, but the high quality production plus seeing millionaire, beaitoful actress doing it feels more intimal

You know she's done a topless scene, right?

That's how I first saw that scene, too. Blown dozens of loads to it since.

Having been to a low class strip joint in Prague, I'd say she was pretty accurate for those types of places.

>If Nothing But Trouble didn't hurt her career
It hurt no one's career because no one saw it

It did however put an end to Aykroyd's delusion of being a screenwriter which is a good thing

>Aykroyd

>Guest host Eric Idle, of Monty Python, said that Aykroyd's ability to write and act out characters flawlessly made him the only member of the SNL cast capable of being a Python.[12]

Mulholland Drive, my negro.

I enjoyed it. The problem was the timing. If it had been done a few years ealier, in the mid-80s, it would have been a success.

That Digital Underground segment was dope as fuck

the fuck you on about, retard.

Love and other Drugs was one such movie by this actress in pic.

are you on crack, wtf u talking about. dumbass

Milano was NEVER A-list.

She was always TV tier. That's a direct to video sequel you posted BTW.

I'd rather have a b-actress doing a great, A-List acting job while artistically nude.

Like Sonja Bennet does.

It's not. Embrace isn't a sequel.

Uh, she was in Double Dragon and dated Corey Haim. That's A all the way.

She's been nude in Women in Love, Fracture, Fugitive Pieces, Barney's Version, and Gone Girl.

Learn how to Internet.

Buddy, that's a trophy gf, productions and accolades make you a lie.

My apologies, I confused that straight to video fap excuse for poison Ivy two, a direct to video sequel that's an excuse to fap.

*make you a list.

At least will always have Eva Green

Probably because that's something only unknown degenerates would do. It's trashy and would ruin the reputation of anyone who actually has one.

Women in Love (2011)
Are you going to send them by parcel or post?

Let's put this into perspective. A number of Best Actresses in the 1990s and 2000s coincidentally went topless in the roles that won them the statue.

Before that, US productions were smaller and the sorts of actresses who didn't mind "NUDITY REQUIRED" on a script weren't the same definition of A-list if A-list at all. And there were often stand-ins:
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This is the kind of thing I miss most of all (scrub to 1:27)
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This isn't even an exploitation flick, and Lenz is a decent actress.

Oh, and the American Helen Mirren at work:
youtube.com/watch?v=4GHztDaHvVA

>Eva Green
The French Helen Mirren.

These days, what it boils down to is how self-conscious actresses are and whether they genuinely believe nudity will damage their brand. The ones who came up through theater aren't as stupid and tend to be actors first and public figures last.

> CGI nudity
this evil must be purged from the land

Female actresses are totally willing, it's just that allowing women to express their sexuality is a BIG no no these days.

With Blue winning palme d'or, you'd think more directors and actresses would have decided to follow their path

>getting your tits out is an expression of sexuality

In all seriousness, I blame the internet. You have sites like Mr Skin ancensored that cast a exploitative eye on female nudity. Before if you did nudity, you still had to watch the nudity. Now you just have your jugs out in edited clips and no one watches them flick.

No one to blame but ourselves.

Also, this right here. Prior to the internet you still had to watch this shit in theaters, on cable or rent it. If you were LUCKY, Playboy would have a few beatworthy stills in their annual Year in Nudity or whatever they called it, but for the most part you had to contribute to the revenue stream supporting the film, even if it was already 15 years old.

Now, there's zero return on that investment when people getting boners for CGI Leia can see phone video of it an hour after the movie premieres and skip going to the movie altogether.

this is a fair point. nudity no longer attracts moviegoers, and instead it gets you an R rating.

Personally, despite what says about the morbidity of watching millionaire actresses get naked, I no longer care for nudity in movies. I can get all the porn I want on the internet, no point in having the action in a movie completely stop for 5-10 minutes so we can get a pointless sex scene that adds nothing to the plot.

>we live in a world where Lea is more popular than Adele

Fuck my shit right up.

Pornography is great, but I perceive it as something totally different than film nudity. The girls and women generally aren't wealthy, that well known, are classless, nor do they have that untouchable aura about them like many actresses do.

Plus seeing a female in multiple roles makes them feel like an acquaintance you're finally getting to see naked.

The (((Seydoux))) family is widely known in France. Her grandfather, Jérôme Seydoux, is the chairman of Pathé;[14] her granduncle, Nicolas Seydoux, is the chairman of Gaumont Film Company;[14]

>Prague

HANZER

because the modern A-list actress looks like this

I'll take "Who is Alexandra Daddario?" for $500 please

You'd give your nuts but you wouldn't type the last three words of your post into Google Images?

She is the embodiment of "resting bitch face."

Because porn is free today. No one to buy the video and rewind it over and over anymore cause they were too young or embarrassed to buy real porn

I still don't understand how Mr Skin is able to operate. Wouldn't there be legal issues with what's essentially reselling a copyrighted product?

her rape scene makes me diamonds

>A-list

I thought Aykroyd was the only one who kept up with Idle. Glad to read that Idle thought the same.

Fair Use, it's a tricky thing.

She's starring in a blockbuster with Zac Efron and The Rock
She might not be A-list yet, but she's on her way

cringy

My first nude celeb was Penelope Cruz. I don't think I could've stumbled on a better choice.

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>through theater aren't as stupid and tend to be actors first and public figures last.
which is the opposite of the job of being a movie star.

>Why don't A-list actresses do "HEY LOOK AT MY TITS AND JERK OFF"-type roles anymore?

they do, just not for tits guys

Film nudity is fine but dont forget it basically consisted of a couple of seconds of someone showing their tits and thats it.

Probably the big reason is nobody gives a fuck anymore.

Like if some young actress did basic insticts it wouldnt have the impact it did back in the days.
Ppl have become numb with so much porn.

Eugh..

>Before if you did nudity, you still had to watch the nudity.
>Not recording only the fapworthy scenes to VHS and making a 6 hour mega mix of famout tits
You millenials are so fucking lazy it disgusts me.

Anne does remind me of an ex who was the first girl to show me her tits.

Maybe he doesn't pay in advance?

Soos

Because internet happened you dumb fuck.
Nowadays it's more difficult to find a pretty studio photo portrait of woman than video of her tits and ass.

anne did nudity right at the start of her career and I will always love her for it

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Having her name parodied in Leisure Suit Larry 7: Love for Sail

Demi Moore has a gross looking ass.

Smartphone and iCloud hacking was invented.

Who is A list and you haven't seen their tits?

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>no bras but panties on

fucking bullshit

It is a must unless you want cum all over the sheets.

jesus christ, demi moore used to be such a major piece of ass

t. virgin

this is actually really common in real life

don't dare talk shit about my waifu
besides, she has better assets than adele, as their film clearly shows

Imagine someone like ASR or Elle Fanning doing a full frontal nudity scene ala Eva Green in the Dreamers


Fucking hollywood prude fucking shits

I'll pay for packaging if you like

fan-fucking-tastic

I would have to call in sick to fap for 3 days

Fucking perfect, slim, delicate, moderate perky boobs.

Wow
I could never score a woman like that

you got me

Sandra Bullock
Julia Roberts
Amy Adams
Mila Kunis
Natalia Portman
Emma Stone
Melissa McCarthy

Only (((they))) get to look at them in the backroom casting sessions.

I really liked her in Die Another Day, shame her character got killed by worst Bond girl.

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>Mila Kunis
>a-list

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How do you stop yourself from molesting your partner all the time if she looks like that? Id be smugpepe everytime i lifted her covers for a look.

Aubrey plaza for some reason has done like 3 of em

That's a pretty average body lad.

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