German Footy Thread

Mario Götze Fan Edition. Is he the smartest player in the bundesliga these days?

- know about buyern refbuyering themselves to the super cup beforehand
- pretend you're injured and depressed so you don't have to play in the farce
- still get millions every year while you chill at home and fugg your gf

literally /ourguy/

Other news: Some 2nd Bundes matches going on
Dembele going to Barca
Aubameyang going to China in Winter
pls join the comunio
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1st for roy makaay

shit op

Yes, looking forward to Arsenal - Chelsea later..

Good thread

>have video ref
>get refbuyerned

classic

I BIN A GLUBBERER

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How many Rolexes did Kalle send to the video ref team?

Been a bit shit innit?

>swissman stole baumgartl from under my nose

good question

>tfw losing against magdeburg right now

can already see us get relegated to regionalliga bayern again. being spicyburger is suffering

>being a Regensburg fan

It hurts to know that our roster is literally the same we had in 4th league. It shows, too.

Watching the cycling now and then the EM final

cooking tuna patties right now~

have fun with that radioactive mercury and lead filled stuff buddy

ISAKI ISAK ISAK ISAK

BESTE BESTE BESTE BESTE

why are we so based Fortunabros?
Fuck all you 1. Liga customers
2.Bundes>Bundes

KÜHE
SCHWEINE
SÜDVEREINE

LET'S GO

Monster Trucks

*pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuts*

Nice VAR

Hattrick today

nah

wait so

subotic is back at dortmund?

Called it

Yeah, realistically he's probably going to end up as fifth choice this season though, assuming nobody takes him before the end of the window.

Did you find it?

lmao

why are KGaA players so pathetic? they all cant make it outside of their nest

Subotic wants to stay.

I mean, I agree, what I don't understand though is in their winning season Subotic was obviously not as good as Hummels, but more consistent and definately decent.
Decent enough for a Bundesliga top team, but since then he seemed to drop off immensly.

So, am I remembering things incorrectly or what happened to him?

Fucked up his knee, then fucked up his confidence post knee injury.

Makes sense, didn't remember or consider that.

Just to assure myself and my memories - was he as decent as I remember him?
Not great on the ball, but big and strong and determined? And especially back then more consistent and making less mistakes than Hummels?

He showed more restraint than Hummels but he wasn't necessarily bad with the ball.
He was pretty quick which made up for Hummels speed issues.
That Hummels-Subotic defense was something else. Best in the league.

will he ever start for dortmund in the league?

our national team needs good striker ffs we're still stuck with memetti, berg and toivonen

>hadn't scored before today
>scores 4 in one match

This is his first good game for Dortmund and it's against a 3rd division team.
Too early to call for me.
Aubameyang was nailed on under Tuchel. I think Isak has better chances with Bosz.

Yeah, that sounds about right.
Thank you. Really was second guessing myself.

who?

Isak. It's only a friendly, but he definitely played more confidently in general today.

>shitmark

okay, whoever that is

Really makes me think

the technology will be used for this season in every single bundesliga match?

what about champions league?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Granat

yes hello my german friends

fuck

hi lauri

10 minutes added time so far in Brondby.
FCK fans misbehaving.

Good morning lads

morning

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The.Hidden.Face.2011.720p.BluRay.x264.DTS-HDChina.mkv

Suck this dick krauts

watching all these mystery thrillers as of late which feel like books that have been made into films

so far theres always an affair in the plot

is she right?

>well of course i watch movies with washed up women in their 40s cheating on their husbands..and murder n shit

the dick in your image is yours lmao

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>have "video refs"
>still make 2 wrong decisions

Its like theyre not even trying to hide the refball anymore.

t. Triggered little yte boi

where are you getting these images from

FUCK OFF HANNOVER FANS

she's at the match, duh

*throws chair at u*
lmao

okay

The first was a screenshot taken by me, the second I took from twitter

Missed this yesterday. Been a great weekend for us.

okay thanks. hwat kind of twitter account posts those high resolution images out of the stands

Gotta go fast

Well the guy I took it from is a journalist, though not a pro photographer

modswhentheyseeabundesthread,jpg

Soooooooooo mad
KEK

Watch Austria implode as Dortmund sells Dembele to Barca in the coming week and exits in the first round of the DFB Pokal.

hehe

Lel

can you recommend any thrillers?

did you enjoy it

it happens

don't be rude to her

i cant understand

yes hi

what happened?

hmmmm

you should watch the perks of being a wallflower

okay thanks

are you proud?

ehehe

watch bayern keep failing in the cl quarter finals because domestic football is to uncompetetive so the shitty league, lack of international success and wurst uli thinkin its still 1995 mean they never sign any good player and have to resort to raiding hoffenheim for ever

yes

The Invisible Guest
Die dunkle Seite des Mondes

6-7/10:
The Hidden Face
The Body (El Cuerpo)

>i cant understand
statement on what went wrong with the video refereeing in the dortmund-bayern match and that in retro-perspective it wasnt offside

isnt sunday autobahn gas station reportage sunday?

ohh sankyuu

i dont trust you yet, but will look into it

>you should watch the perks of being a wallflower
thanks that looks great. bookmarked
i hope theres not too much kissing and sensual intercourse

yes

>movie starts with "The"

>you now remember Kevin Kuranyis goatee

Hello

Can't say I really enjoyed it, no.

FCK fans stormed the pitch and threw stuff at stewards and police

No I'm not proud

Why not watch Nattevagten.
Coster-Waldau's big-screen debut.

please respond

bookmarked

*responds*

Last weekend was the final episode. They only did four.
You can probably watch them on dr.dk. I'd be surprised if they were geoblocked.
Search for 'Ausfahrt'.

hmm it's not this kind of movie, don't worry you will enjoy it

the music is too good

it's Sup Forums the movie

yes hi what's good?

why you didn't enjoy it?

wow they are uncivilized

okay

Right now what's good is being in bed, watching athletics world championships

Because the race was pretty boring and Denmark lost the EM final

thanks

Yeah, I never disputed that....

I will post an OC, (secret) /bundes/ related, meme tomorrow.