1. Your cunt

1. Your cunt
2. Your melee weapon of choice

Pic related. Polearm master race here.

This dangerous weapon

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>Majcher

...dildos?

zweihander ofcourse

primitive knife made from toothbrush or some other shit, popular in prisons.

What is prison like in Poland?

they kill pedos and people that raped someone

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Canada
Either the bearded axe or the cutlass.

Warhammer.

t.rhodok
as for me
rapier master race

This

Is it a normal thing in Slavic countries to like rapiers or is this just a coincidence?

its a small brain thing
big brain countries like fleuret

it's in my pants

It's just objectively superior

>the gay man's rapier

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Nothing can go wrong with a mace I think.

Faster and better for small cuts and stabbing than a knife or sword.

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t. battle of vitkov hill

Pic related is the hilt of a colhona (m. "big ball", as in testicle).

A Portuguese black carrack sword, painted black not to rust or give away the position of a ship by shining against the sun.

Prised by many an African KANG due to the fact that they won every battle against their sticks or bones, and by Arabs, since they rarely managed to take down one of our ships.

It's also neat to make jokes about how you use a big black genital to penetrate your enemies.

I have always wanted a scimitar, but they look too heavy

I like warhammers.

You really feel how powerful and dangerous weapons they are when you handle one.

this

1. flag
2. I sleep with my machete

Gipsies don't come near me.

It's a melee weapon if I stick a bayonet to it

>poonisia
>Zulfiqar

best girl

I like warhammers, but only cause they're called mlat (sth like thrasher) in my lang.

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I'll go with the classic nord weapon and tool.

burn witch!

this

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Gransfors makes a viking axe?! How did I not know this?!

Macahuitlazos

are those sharp stones attached to the wood?

Apparently they were affixed with a weak glue derived from the sap of trees. The idea is that the stones get embedded in your enemy when you hit them and makes it too painful to fight.

This

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based

obsidian yes, shame they were not as effective against steel weapons

A sharp volcanic glass called obsidiana attached to a wood with three savia

Or muskets or smallpox

Nobody knows why it had perforation.

Nothing beats old school machete

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The Chinese put rings on their swords so that they would rattle intimidatingly as they were swung. Maybe that's what those holes are for.

They don't rape each others?

based Polish criminals punishing other criminals

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That's the theory that was never confirmed because they don't make any sound.

Thought it was a spoon in the thumbnail jaja

Make it lighter?

USA
Great Hammer

Not so much less metal I guess.

>a
>literal
>LARP weapon
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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They existed desu but not in a comic-book for ofc.

A halberd. I think it's a traditional weapon here because I've seen them in museums. They were smaller than I thought but looked quite nice.

Were they called great hammers though? That looks like a normal war hammer to me.

Greatest weapon of all time.

well, this.
enchanted dagger

I know little baby bitchbois like you and Trudeau could never imagine wielding such a powerful weapon, but us Americans can lift 40+ tons of steel without breaking a sweat.

Don't you mean 40+ tons of latex while wearing tight fitting leather pants and shouting "90 DAMAGE. SHIELD BREAKER. 90 DAMAGE."

Came here to post this.

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Half-life 3 when?

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