Is this objectively the greatest country in the world?

Is this objectively the greatest country in the world?

They need to absorb Estonia in order to reach new levels of autism.

Its a frozen little island with some very hearty people. I guess they're ok.

Socialism is enough, we don't need mudslimes here too.

>hates all foreigners
>hates swedes estonians russians, themselves.
not really mehiko

They beat some Commie ass a couple times, done fuck all since. 7/10 decent but got lazy.

Muh Mannerheim

It's my retreat if america falls, which is going to happen at this point

this is

Yes, can confirm.

AYO HOL UP
*takes a sauna*
HOL UP HOL UP
*drinks spirits*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*plays kantele*
WAT YOU BE SAYIN IZ
*hangs himself*
WE WUZ SUOMI N SHIET

Fucking picture.

Yes

Helsinki will ruin the entire country.

nice one

Well we did pay all of the war reparations off. I think we are pretty much only the only country to do that. We didnt take any muh marshal plan gibs eather so that has eaten around 4 decades since war and soon after we join soviet uni.. i mean the glorious EU project and lost our sovenreignty, so what should we have done during this time burger bro?

This whole Club Swagga thing is basically a meme.

no

We are not on an island you fucking moron

How would I know about it if I didn't know that it was a meme?

Iceland is better tbqh

Take a good look at the flag on this post. The same flag you've seen a million times in your life, because it dominates and runs the world. The same flag that stands for freedom, opportunity and the advancement of mankind. The same flag that's made the biggest scientific achievements in human history, along with the most impressive military force ever assembled.

That is the objective greatest country in the world. If you reply to this post without an American flag attached to yours, you may as well kill yourself.

Supreme Leader Un, do you poop?

>baiting this hard

fine I'll bite:

>The same flag that's made the biggest scientific achievements in human history,

[citation needed]

>American education system

Are you retarded?

Fucking hell.

Today I've seen:

>an american who thought Albania was in the middle east
>an american who thought Iceland and Greenland were the same place
>an american who confused Leicester and Lancaster

And now this asshole

Why the fuck are you so geographically confused, ameridumbs?

Yuro education everybody.

T.Disinfo agent

No

You've all been fooled into thinking Finland is some kind of meme wonderland. It's the exact opposite really.

So many memes come out of this place because there's fucking nothing to do here.

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we could be a lot better but our politicians are too cucked by the EU overlords and their delicious shekels

Drink kossu in the sauna while sharpening your puukko.

>tfw this is my dream life.

I'm not sure if this is bait...

>sharpening your puukko in the sauna
oh shit nigga what are you doing, it'll rust before you ever get to use it

you sharpen it at the card table so you can shank your fellow players

Suomi Suomi perkele Suomi!

>During the WW II my grandmother and her family was evacuated from Ingria to Estonia. >Couldn't go back because soviets occupied Karelia and her mother was too stupid to evacuate to Finland during the autumn of 1944.
>Grew up in the orphanage 'cause her mother couldn't handle raising a child in war-torn Estonia!
>Grandmother turned up as a tough smart lady who always loathed communism and is really red-pilled even now!

And I look like a double Mongol

Karelia and Ingria are different places though.

Almost all white people, how about that.

By the way, all the smart Europeans left as soon as they had the chance, which is why America is so great.

>grandfather on mother's side is Finnish
>looks like genghis khan
>mother thinks she and her family are white
>dad hates Asians but regards me as white

Why are Finns so delusional?

>Almost all white people, how about that.

No surprise there lol.

>By the way, all the smart Europeans left as soon as they had the chance, which is why America is so great.

Gonna need some more [citation]s in order to back that up, seeing as how the image I posted literally shows that under 20% of either significant events or figures were in North America (before 1950, no less).

What state are you in? I'd gladly swap places with you.

If Finland is so good, why does it need Soldiers of Odin?

>tfw found 10 blunt knives in the dumpster few weeks ago and sharpened them all.

Because it's not good.

See People on Sup Forums have been tricked into thinking Finland is some kind of meme utopia. The reality is we're only slightly better than Sweden.

nope.

In Michigan with all the Finnish diaspora.

I have my Suomi residency passport and will be herding reindeer in Rovaniemi in 2017 with my serkku Juukka.

>tfw you find a random mora in the middle of a street, take it home and sharpen in gently

You think you guys are in worse situation than Denmark and Norway? I am asking because I am genuinely curious.

I don't know what it's like in Denmark or Norway but probably similar.

Hey, that's where I live.

It's a fucking shithole.

>Mora

Ruotsin paskaa.

Lauri and Marttiini for life.

>all the smart Europeans left as soon as they had the chance
No, all the fat dumb ones did, which why you're all obese and have an average IQ of 97.

>mfw I have a dozen moras stashed above my freezer
>Whenever someone slams the door closed, one of the moras might fall in front of the fridge

Do you know Juukka Järvinen?

I plan to work there for a few years and save my Euros to buy a hotel in Pärnu, Eesti.

Are the authorities aware of the issues? Are they trying to solve it? Are the Finnish people supportive of the Soldiers of Odin? Do you support what they are doing?

No, it is not. Their economy is in deep shit and there is no sign that this will change soon.

It used to be.

Until 1995.

thanks to us joining the EU and now being unable to trade properly with our single largest trading partner

if we just left EU and all international contracts/agreements all of our problems would be solved

you did good, my good, brave sir
true gentleman and scholar

No I don't.


There's probably a few hundred Jukka Järvinens in Finland though.

Well baited Ameribro.

At least they're trying to discuss the iniative which is demanding a referendum, if Finland should change back to their old currency.

Anyone else following Väyrynen?

>tfw I met a nice girl from Järvenpää named Järvinen and I was afraid to do anything with her out of fear of being related.

Sadly, I saw her on Normiebook and she has become a Cider Whale.

>tfw Väyrynen became pretty based
I still don't know whether to think it's a trick

Got enough subutex supplied up and shit?

Honestly Reindeerspotting is a bretty good documentary

Hei whads going on in tis thred? XDDD Winlönd isämmaa tori splröröäärä paskaiset perseet ja hikiset kivet. Vittu mun kämpässä on kuuma ei saatana.

The world outside America doesn't matter

We amerifats are still the bait masters

The authorities are in no way concerned with any problems brought up by rapefugees and will just ignore it. I don't think it's because of their own motives, they just want to be good goys for the EU so they do whatever they say.

State media tries to slander SOO and some lefty parliament members are trying their hardest to find some kind of reason to ban SOO.

I support what SOO does, the average cuck probably not so much.

se tunne kun +20 astetta, sataa ja vitun kuuma helvetti kun on HIKI REEEEEEE JA VITUN ITIKOITA KAIKKIALLA

Nevar forget 1995.

Seriously, don't come here. Just don't. Cherish the idea of Finland that you have. You'll be horrified with what you see when you come here

Iceland > Finland > Rest of the world

Actually summers are pretty nice here, but winters are shit there is basically nothing to do at wintertime

we're like china of memes except pure quality

I get to drive a snowmobile to the winter feeding grounds with the herd!

Why all this shilling about Finland. Why does everyone think this is heaven on earth, it's dark, it's cold and summer last for like two weeks. Helsinki will bring us all down with their degeneracy.

I wasn't talking about the weather, but that's shit too.


Rare few days that you can actually see the sun, mosquitoes everywhere

Do you think that the majority of the Finns genuinely are in favor of accepting the refugees while ignoring the problems they caused, or do you think that most people are against it but too afraid to speak against it? Also are the refugees a problem in where you live?

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Pretty much this.
Erase Helsinki from the map, introduce refugees to the traditions of Puukkojunkkari ja Muiluttaja and elect another Kekkonen.
>Nobody's leaving the sauna until the negotiations are done

Those numbers.

nothing new man, it's like clockwork, there's a thread about how great switzerland is and then a couple hours later, same shit with finland.

it's just Sup Forums allways been like that

Can we resurrect Mannerheim while we are at it?

zombi mannerheim 2018

>Ni kan läsa detta

Why are Finns such a pathetic people? No history at all, related to a bunch of steppeniggers with no meaningful achievements, there's literally nothing interesting about us as a people. Literally the only thing we have going for us is
>muh blondest population in Europe
>muh PISA memes
>muh depigmented snowniggers
Please nuke this pathetic excuse of a country already

People are definitely against it, but since most people haven't been directly affected by it, not enough people seem to care to protest about it. They still get their beer, tv, and the sauna is still running so all is well for them.


I see small groups of them just sit around town all day here. They are loud, annoying, and smell like shit. Everyone just walks past them and doesn't get too close.

I haven't heard about crimes here where I live but there has been plenty all around Finland.

I don't know how they get to town every day since fortunately they put the place where they live in the middle of nowhere about 5km away from the town.

Yeah, i've been to switzerland though. Like Finland, but with more mountains. Pretty beautiful place desu.

Gå sycka svart kuk du HOMOPETER

Most finn thing ever is to hate finns

Might not be the greatest, but at least we have glorious mämmi.

Moras are like single-use knives, you don't sharpen them. You can beat them and fuck them up and don't care cause they're cheap as fuck and you'll just another one. They're just like IKEA furniture, so it's no wonder its a swedish knife.

Finnish food is truly the greatest thing about our country. No one else can compare to this!

How do finns feel about strong white males marrying one of their women? Are there passport chasers there?

We have this pussy looking bread :D
It actually tastes pretty good

Das it, mayne.

I just remembered that my mökki was a crime scene a few years ago. Apparently two brothers were fighting there, when one of them lost their nerve and stabbed his brother to death with a rusted mora that I'd forgotten on a table outside.
Lucky for me, the police didn't blame me for anything.

The Finnish passport is the best in the world to have. Gets you into more countries visa-free than any other country.

I don't understand, how did Finnalnd happen? They are basically Koreans who live between Nords and Slavs.
Also, what is this meme that Hungarians and Finns are the same? Are Hungarians also Asians?

what the fuck is this