Go on blind date. See this. What do?

Go on blind date. See this. What do?

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>take pic
>go to >"Go on blind date. See this. What do?"

i'd go for it

how many chances do you get to bang angela merkel's mini-me

>implying this isn't every English woman ever

man I'm serious post you emails i can stick the thread for a few seconds now post the email we will bring down pol

Pair her up with TayTay's home invader.

It's like a compressed version of Angela Merkel

Smash that ass. Be able to tell your grandkids you fucked an oompa loompa.

>Blind date
Thank her for restoring my sight.

>this is a 10/10 in bongland

Pussy is pussy.

LOOKS LIKE A PROPER SLAG, EH MATES??

PUT A SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE AND SHOW ER A GRAND OLE TIME WITH THE LADS

Is that the one from Oldham?

It's a pleasure to meet you Ms. Merkel.

go back to the us

>This is a 11/10 in America

Oh baby post more

Tell her to stop cheating on Jeb

She's certainly 11/10th of a person.

It's Merkel.

I've got some bad news. She's gonna reject you. Your cock isn't towelhead enough.

turn 360 degrees and stand my ground

>you will never be this happy

Well I wouldn't want to crush this persons feelings so I'd just go through the motions and be as charming as I can manage and after the date try to cut off contact

>Oh baby post more
Sure

Ask myself what the fuck I am doing in Dallas

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I bet she'll be even more scared than you.

Those are some pretty big tits. Can u post her ass I bet its huge.

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