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Understatement.
That's a big one
>80 million euros for the Spanish Shane Long
>Red hair
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>1 game into the season
>Already EXPOSED
now that the dust has settled, can we agree he is the worst flop in PL history?
>£70m
fucking garbage
>red hair
lol, he really doesn't want to be at Chelsea. Less than 10 goals in the league this season
>£75million GBP for the Spanish Emile Heskey
>ManUre almost got this
EXPOSED
>8000000000000000000000 lire for a red haired Emile Heskey
top zozzle
The number 9 shirt needs to be banned at Chelsea, I swear to fuck.
Udder embarrassment to the sport.
>75million GBP for the handsome Troy Deeney
United dodged a bullet
>Ed Woodward bait Chelsea into buying Morata buy putting in fake bids
Is he, dare i say it, a genius
>commentators were hyping up his goal scoring record
>It's literally garbage
KEK
>Tfw I wanted Morata instead of Lukaku
I'm a literal retard.
now is the time to beg costa to stay
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Should they sell him now before it gets any worse?
>dye hair red for united
>don't dye hair blue for chelsea
>staying after being exiled and treated like shit
nigga is leaving
woodie is playing 4D chess in the transfer market
Who is he trying to bait into signing Perishit?
35,385,671,776.77 Zimbawe dollars for the spanish Loïc Remy
a proven goalscorer in your own league is obviously always the right choice.
most of the mongs at redcafe were the same. Im convinced half of them dont watch footy since they wanted Renato Sanches still
I don't watch much of other teams and Lukaku has always looked shit against us.
gonde :DDDDD
Conte and losing cups, name a more iconic duo.
it's an overreaction.. playing into the theme of this thread
Why those clowns didn't just convince Aubameyang to join them? The guy is head and shoulders above both Borata and Lookaka.
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>The guy is head and shoulders above both Borata and Lookaka
Is this what Durtmound fans actually believe?
Mariano was the good one all along and fucking lyon got him for just 8M€
um, no sweetie. he scored (a penalty)
>Scoring a penalty in a friendly makes you a good signing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Literally only hyped because his father is a journalist.
>65m
lmao what kind of retard spends so much on morata?
makes you a better signing than morata tho
Heskey actually scored though faggot
Not a target man they need for their style
the same team who spent 50m on Torres
>70 millions red haired Soldado without the penalty skill
>The absolute state of Chelshit
tbf no one needs a squad that big
arse need to shove some of that youth out on loan
Holy fuck how are Arsenal not having a car boot sale with all those players
They are desperately trying but none of them want to take a pay cut
Started and played the full 90 with 11 players and couldnt get a goal? Haha get fucked chelshit!!!
Morata is still better than Lacazette at least, now that's an awful signing.
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>we want Keane
>sign Lindelof
>we want Morata
>sign Luke Aku
>we want Dier
>sign Matic
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>we want Perisic
>sign Bale
chealsea and spanish flops
iconic duo
>Another Spanish fraud can't hack in real league
at least torres was great at some point in his career
morata has been benched in every team he's been
Mariano is shit you Dominican monkey. He is as old as Morata and couldn't crack it out of Castilla until he was 22
>couldn't crack it out of Castilla until he was 22
neither would have morata without his father
What game did you watch?
Why doesnt cech take number 1? makes me sick
Morata carried Pooventus to a CL final while Mariano was warming the bench at Castilla. I knew Dominicans were dumb but not to this degree of retardation
He's a late bloomer. But I guarantee you, and you can screencap it, that Morata will flop and he'll begin a huge downfall while Mariano will do great at Lyon and Madrid will either rebuy him to be their number 9 or sell him for big bucks to a bigger club
>Morata carried
disagree
>late bloomer
Nice way to say garbage. Only Dominicans have hopes about that moving piece of trash.
He scored a few lucky goals but the league exposed him as a Tevezbabby
>Morata carried Pooventus to a CL final
That was Pogba. Morata had one meme run vs Bayern while Pogba ran the match
>Chelsea's longest serving player is Matej Delac
>10 (ten) loan spells and zero (0) apps for Chelsea
>mfw I remember when Chelsea signed Delac
>He's now their >longest serving player
Morata scored all the important goals including the equilizer in the final
dude stop. im white, but i can see how mariano is way better
A tap-in from a keeper's fumble.
Anyways thanks for giving >us Mariano, lads
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>Morata carried Pooventus to a CL
>That was Pogba
It was Tevez
Pogba wasn't even playing and every Morata goal was a tap in
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>im white
Dominican white is mulatto elsewhere Jeferson.Mariano is worse than Mayoral
tevez you madridiot
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autism
but good autism.
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He's so shit
Worse than Torres.
>debuchy
>joel campbell
fuck, forgot about them
C'mon let the guy settle for a little bit more. He was struggling with Arsenal's defenders, yes but it's arsenal...
He will devastate the likes of Huddersfield and Newcastle etc
90 millions
god bless Fassone&Mirabelli
>party rockers in the house
>100 million dollars for the Spanish Salomon Rondon
>pace nigger #102391
no thanks
>being able to sell your players for high prices
>'le absolute stade of gelshite XDD!!!'