Arsenal vs Chelsea penalty kicks thread

1-1 FT
time for penalty kicks

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telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/03/03/penalty-shoot-outs-could-soon-resemble-tennis-tie-breaks/
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WATERLOO

walcott with a white person haircut, disgusting

KEK WHAT THE FUCK

For the Ecclesiarchy.

ABBA sucks

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BASED CHAVSCUM KEEPER

hi
bi
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

hi

GIRAFFE CUNT

WAT

>the absolute state of the french

>Courlol

>conteo

WEW

>COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS

WHY ARE ARSENAL TAKING ANOTHER?
HOW IS THIS FAIR?

Goalkeeper shooting as third
What was they thinking

What the fuck?

Fucking why?

>Morata

Jesus memes everywhere

>MORATA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

80 MILLION POUNDS FOR A SPANISH MONG WHO CAN'T TAKE A PENALTY

ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL

THAT HAIR IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR WALLCOTT

Haha chelsea cunts

what the fuck was that

DANCING QUEEN

>hits the post
>"goes way wide"

maca is a joke

FUCK YOU BIG DONKEY CUNT

>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF CHELSEA

>lelsea

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CHELSHIT

>gonde penalty tactics

>£70m

HAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA

How much did that penalty miss cost?

>the absolute STATE of Chelsea

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>ABBA system
what

Fuck your anime
Just stick in the other thread

THANK YOU BASED ABBA

What did they mean by it?

they were high

>Chelski
haha

>That slow motion Conte reaction

Fucking kek

WHAT LOL U FUCKING DICKS HAHAHAHA

CHOKESEA

>going mou season 3 in your second season

...

Who NES /cheatcode/

>GK taking pks

lel

It's over.

The new format killed all excitement and drama.

>COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

>Chokeshit

EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED

>Putting your keeper as the second taker

Has Conte lost it?

Dye your hair blonde or something lad. Don't leave it red. Is Morata depressed?

Courtois dove the wrong direction every single time

KNOWING ME, KNOWING YOU

AH HAAAAAAAAA

WENGER IN

BAAHAHHAHAHA

CHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHITCHELSHIT

This is such a fucking cluster fuck

Who is a good penalty taker for Chelsea? There isn't any

>tebow loses the whole match all by himself
hahahahaha

>chelsea fans literally think he's the best keeper in the league

>literally said he wants to avoid a Mou season
>Already collapsing at glorified friendly

asensio hnnnnnnng

Morata flops and i still think it was the most boring PK i ever witnessed because of this ABBA shit. fuck this ABBA shit. all thrill is gone

FUCK CHELSEA AND THEIR ARMY OF PLASTIC FOREIGN BANDWAGONERS

GET FUCKED

Cahill apparently

costa

WE JUST HAVE TO FACE IT THIS TIME WE'RE THROUGH

Remember that Mou season started after losing Wenger in the community shield.

>Courtois
>Morata

I liked that new format, really fucks with you when you do something like put your goal tendie taking the second

Why the fuck is this retarded system being used? Just because the statistics told that the first team that takes it wins 51.001 percent of the time? Retarded desu

Poor showing from both clubs. What a joke.

chelsea:
>know they're playing a charity match
>have their keeper take the piss
arsenal:
>no fun allowed

Know he's injured but divezard is great at penalties

wew.

wenger in

Even he's missed a lot recently and he's supposed to be the best on the team

this

>wins 51.001
It's over 60% IIRC

>Being this upset that Arsenal have already won more games than Spurs will at Wembley

The real thrill is having a dictator in charge.

Arsenal have already achieved 33% of what Man Utd did last season

Chelsea played their first team
Arsenal played the B team

What is this and the ABBA meme?

>3 defeat in 4 games against wenger
Conte is the only manager bad enough to have Wenger has manager he fears.

chelshit were almost full strength. arsenal had koscielny, ramsey, ozil and sanchez out.

>chelsea:
>know they're playing a charity match
>tackles from behind with studs right on the ankle

Wow, clearly the new penalty system is heavily biased towards the 2nd penalty taking team.

literally obsessed

Imagine thinking there's a single team on the top 2 divisions of English football that isn't bandwagoned by foreigners

who is best, mou, conte, hiddink, benitez or some other manager chelsea has had?

Hazard, Willian, Fibreglass, Costa...

OH WAIT

>The proposed change to mirror the switch of serve between opponents in tennis’s tiebreak system follows research that shows the side who take the first kick in a shootout win 60 per cent of the time.

telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/03/03/penalty-shoot-outs-could-soon-resemble-tennis-tie-breaks/

I don't expect uneducated NEETs to understand statistics though.

Ancelotti

They will surpass manure if they manage to win EL and FA cup

FA > EFL

>McDonald's mum of the year

that's just coincidence though.
you flip a coin 100 times there is a chance it could come out 70-30.
don't mean shit

>mcdonalds mum of the year