I fucked Ted

>I fucked Ted

Cool. Why should I care?

So have I.

No Skylar, I am the one who knocks Ted

>ywn hatefuck Skylar

>yfw they literally censored the word Fuck when this aired

Shit was embarrassing, also when they blur it in Mike's folded paper.

i'd drink skyler's piss

Not safe for AMC man.

Is there a show with less subtly and nuance than Breaking Bad?

Dexter

>that's alright honey, I blew Bogdon

Bitch

I bet she has a big, delicious mom-ass.

Uhh... got some bad news for you....

was it a reddit show?

This show fucking blew.

Ted was

i) pretty handsome
ii) in possession of a full head of hair
iii) owner-operator of his own small business which was not drug dealing

I'd fuck Ted

So did Skylar

I WILL SKULL FUCK YOU, YOU BITCH.

kek

But Walt fucked Ted first during his homo phase in college, what was her point?

Childhood is idolizing Walt.
Adulthood is realizing Ted was right.

what was the sex like though? do you guys think it was passion filled where Ted blew his load onto her bare or they had gross sex with a condom on and he had to get up after blowing his load to throw out the condom and wash his dick off in the sink?

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kek
i can fucking hear his voice and see his weird head tilt

Do you think they used a condom?

After Walt Jr., I think they would.

I wonder about these things.

bless your heart

>represents how much i want to suck them titties

reminder skylar is the most moral character in the whole series and only ever tried to protect her children from walt's dangerous criminal life (which the entire point of the show is he could have taken charity rather than enter to stroke his ego)

she fucked ted to try and get walt to leave to keep the kids out of danger in case you didnt work it out

Did you now?

>moral character
>misrepresents products on ebay in the very first episode
>commits outright fraud on Bogdon

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Nah, she's just a cunt.

Sadly Ted's dick couldn't make her half as interesting as Carmela Soprano or Betty Francis.