>GET ME ORLANDO BLOOM
>but sir... we don't have the budget for him
GET ME ORLANDO BLOOM
Is Orlando Bloom really a high value actor? I mean his career has been basically dead for a decade.
Guess what, OP's a moron.
This, if anything it should be the other way around.
>tfw Sup Forums is going to turn on Luke 'ourguy' Evans, when they find he is married to another man..
>ge-
>GET ME HARRISON FORD
>but sir... we don't have budget for him
The thumbnail looked like a younger Chris Pratt for a moment.
why does this dumb shit make me laugh
>no eyebrow having buddhist
Fuck him
w-what?
>not Dennis Quaid
Luke is gay, brah...Gaston is supergay...can you imagine being Luke and having to romance worst Emma in a shitty Disney movie?
I'd imagine it's a bit like that episode of IT Crowd where the gay guy tries to hook up with Jen because she "looks a bit like a man".
>Get me Tom Cruise
>Sir, we do not have the budget
>In that case, Josh Duhammel will do
>Once again, budget is very low sir
>FUCK, is there anybody from network tv available?
>Nope, all fully booked
>Christ, better give JUST a call
Good God Brendan what the FUCK
>G-
>he's here
see Super original bro
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I loudly blew air out my nose upon reading it even though it's really low hanging fruit.
I don't know why it still gets me.
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>Sir Harrison won't do it for less than 20 million and 20% of the gross profit.
Doesn't really work when you pic an actor that was literally in a a movie with Orlando Bloom
>Get me Bruce Lee
>but sir he's dead
>just hire any gook
low effort, 0/10
>g-
The effort to keep fashion facial hair like that the same length all the time must be astounding
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love this meme, I hope that makes a comeback
Is that a discount hannibal?
>GET ME ANDY GARCIA
>"Sir its 2016"
here's his husband
g-d damn he's hot