This guy knocks on your tomorrow night

what do?

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Don't let him in the house. Tell him to get lost unless he has a warrant.

Why did joe Pesci play the cop and the crook in this movie?

that isn't joe pesci.. this is pesky joe... another actor all together... ffs m8 watch more films

break his balls a little bit

>knocks on your tomorrow

Tell him when I'm going away on holidays and when I'm coming back and allow him to hang around the house while I go do other shit.

bend over

Ask him if he brought his shinebox.

tell him to go get his fucking shinebox

I never understood why his character quit the police force after seeing that house in order to rob it, what was so special about it?

knocks on my what?

HIYA PAL

DOOR

When I was a kid I was confused as to why they used a fake flag instead of the USA flag on his uniform. Didn't realize how big Chicago's city flag was until I was an adult.

~Maybe Tomorrow, I'll be the one who knocks, but until then, I'll just keep moving on~

nobody fucking knocks on my tomorrow night op, nobody.

>inb4 its not joe pesci from home alone but joe pesci from goodfellas

Making him angry and watch him trying to not swear since hes in a PG role

Bust his balls

be a good little boy and open the door

He's playing the crook in both scenes.

>hes a clearly a cop
>HUUURRRR DUURRR HE'S THE CROOK

fuck off

>this manlet actually fooled an entire family into thinking he was an officer of the law

Don't the police have height restrictions in America?

To be fair, the entire family was super retarded.

Damn, I never noticed they snuck in Joe Pesci as that cop. Maybe they thought no one would notice lol.

Tell him to get his shinebox

what the fuck?

I'm starting to think that people in this thread aren't being retarded for fun, but really are.

I'M JUST BUSTIN' YOUR BALLS A LITTLE, LIGHTEN UP

You now realize Robert Duvall was in this movie as Old Man Winter.

>flooding/ruining a 1920s chicago factory house

What're you talking about?