Would you do it?

Would you do it?

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Well I fuck your mom every night so I can't imagine a pig would be so different

I'd wait until she was confirmed dead, and then fuck the pig to make a point.

yeah

bump

Why was his wife such a bitch to him afterward?

Yes for free

Beast is hot

Because she's a woman?

what is this?

It's a metaphor, see. You put the haram thing around your dick, but you don't give it the power to do its haram.

What is this from?

if it's this then yes

DAMN, AMY SCHUMER LOOKS LIKE *THAT*??
Now give me your (You)s, faggots.

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its a pretty good metaphor for liberalism.

Just do what is the moral thing right now, ignore the damage it will do in the long run.

Imagine him having to negotiate over hostages with Iran or something afterwards.

What point?

all mine

I don't even see how a man could even get an erection in that scenario

Its a no win situation but pre fuckup by that bitch alex I wouldn't, post fuckup I would have to. I'd divorce my wife too, fuck her.

I haven't seen the episode, but just from seeing these threads occur, I believe they gave him some 'medication' and were playing hardcore pornography in the pig room.

The premise is the princess of the UK is kidnapped, and the ransomers will kill her unless the Prime Minister has sex with a pig on live television.

That I like to fuck pigs

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America still has a "Will not negotiate with terrorist" policy right?

If so, as an American I don't have to do shit.

as though i haven't already?

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Because she was no longer the best thing he'd been in.

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>What is this from?
Black Mirror

Black Mirror

If you already knew the answer then why ask the question PIG FUCK

This was such a stupid show. I'm surprised I even managed to make it to episode 2

>America still has a "Will not negotiate with terrorist" policy right?
>If so, as an American I don't have to do shit.

Keep telling yourself that, burguer

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His wife looked hideous compared to that pig. The pig was even friendlier than the bitch.

Cameron did it and the country wasn't even in danger.

I feel like they could have tried harder to rescue the princess so he wouldn't have to do it instead of just assuming that the kidnapper is stupid enough to upload the video from the same place he's keeping her.

who's this cutie patootie

Oh, don't worry. I got it.

More like hardcore PORKography!

Holy shit. I'm new to this site, you guys are fucking savage! Really enjoying it

Why couldn't they just get a fake prosthetic penis?

Would you do it?

did she deserve it?

Absolutely

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

This has quickly become my favorite pasta.

Would you do it?

man i love dragonball

okay I have to know who this is because I refuse to believe that this isn't like a horse vagina scaled down and shopped onto a woman

I must be desensitized but I really didn't see the point of this episode. Was it really such a moral dilemma? Why does his wife estrange herself from a man who extremely reluctantly fucked a farm animal to save a life? Do people really find bestiality that life-changing? I mean, the entire British population was gathering around the tv to watch a man make love to a pig on live television, and most didn't even look away in the end.

it has to be, look at the size of that asshole

I mean in a post David Cameron political climate it's maybe lost its edge somewhat, but back then being shown to fuck a farm animal would have been highly degrading and political suicide. Imagine negotiating trade deals with the Saudis.

glad to have you here, friend. we hope you enjoy your time. we do have some 'sick bantz'

Thanks for reminding me to buy The Master for myself as a Christmas present.

I'd say desensitized if you're capable of putting yourself in his place in your mind and you still don't get the impact, of the act alone before even considering it's on TV with the entire world watching you do it.

This show looks really fucking dumb

Why do you say that?

The OP picture and what I've taken from this thread

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You think the Primeminister of Great Britain having sex with a pig is totally outlandish?

Yeah.

Guy have to fuck the filthiest fucking animal? Lmao typical white "people"

It turned out to be close to the truth.

How is Brooker so prescient?

So it turned out to be not the truth?
Just like I'm "one step removed" from being the President

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It turned out the Primeminister had ("""allegedly""") fucked a pig, just not for national security or anything like that. So yeah, Pence, exactly the same.

Saudis fuck goats too

Can I get a dog instead?

only if:

I get a knighthood and be dub Sir Pork Porker of Porkingham

10million GBP non taxable

Kate Beckinsale to lick my dick clean afterwards

Kate and I have a dinner date later that evening and we eat the pig I just fucked

deal?

Looks like a post-op tranny desu familam. Like, a scrotum that got cut up and turned inside out.

The say in heaven, love comes first...


This episode really left me depressed. it was the best outcome of all the episodes but it left me with a lingering feeling of existential dread.

I couldn't even finish the first episode of the season because it was too emotional. This season is by far the best.

>In this world we're just beginning
>To understand the miracle of living
>Baby I was afraid before
>But I'm not afraid anymore

It's like pottery

Which would never happen.

P sure that's not haram though. Ham is

Will you only watch stuff that's likely to happen or something? What do you even watch if so?

A true leader

>it was the best outcome
Another person was tricked into euthanasia by some medical company simulating a friend?