You guys do realize if the Secondary is even remotely better than last year they are going to the Superbowl right?

You guys do realize if the Secondary is even remotely better than last year they are going to the Superbowl right?

Shut the fuck up bitch

This is now a blacked thread

*blocks your path*

Birds will tear apart your secondary like its made of paper. Cowshits will be lucky to go .500

Hell the secondary might not even need to be that much better if Jaylon Smith is fully operational. Having both him and Sean Lee roaming sideline to sideline would b a big deal.

You do realize that last season was an absolute fluke right? Your schedule this year is easily 100x harder, you'll be lucky to go 8-8

Nice quints

THIS IS NOW A DRUNK GAMBY THREAD

UPBOATS FOR SWEET, UNDERSTANDING COUSIN

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Fuckoff little twink faggot sissy white boi

For real. The Cowboys defensive coaches are really some of the best in the league right now. IF Cowboys offense continues to project upward with the new additions then there is a good chance Cowboys make it very deep in the playoffs. 1 or 2 seed and winning the division is already a given.

nice quints but derek carr isn't a good quarter back he has so many weapons and a great offensive line but the dude is just average at best. I feel bad for the raiders fans because that organization over paid that dude like whoa.

ohayo gamby-kun

*blocks your path in the divisional round for a third time*
psssssh, you children never learn
*slices up your defense with a 1,000 fold steel katana*
Nothing personnel, rednecks. This is payback for the 90s.
*teleports away*

>derek carr isn't a good quarter back
wew

>Be Derek Carr
>have the best pass protecting offensive line in the league
>Be the least sacked starting QB in the league
>have a bunch of weapons around you and solid all around on offense

yet despite that:

>one of the worst accuracy ratings among starting QBs
>still hasn't posted a league average YPA
>below league average QB Rating every year
>6th highest Failed Completion Percentage in the league

Carr is due for a regression this season probably something like 14+ interceptions. He's a slightly above average QB playing under the best pass blocking line in the league.

>meme stats
True I guess Carson Palmer is better than Tom Brady

>Cowcucks fan stroking off other o lines
You literally cannot argue that the o lines go
>Cowboys
>Steelers
>Green Bay
>Everyone else
I was on the redskins practice squad for 9 years, debate me

You realize the raiders were trash in 2014 right? Carrs only had weapons for one year.

>Carr, 8 comeback wins in one season
>Dak: 0

Hmmm

Do you even watch the Raiders games?

>>Dak: 0
Boy are you dumb

Dak has 5 actually. Still though. Carr just can't take advantage of the weapons he has. He was highly over rated last season. All 6 of his interceptions last season were his fault, and he had 24 other passes that were highly interceptable. It's no wonder the dude prays to god all the time because he got lucky as fuck. But the football gods are fickle, he will regress

Based Carr will beat your cowgirls this season.

Superbowl champs confirmed
get fucked NFL

Man, that pussy looks really nice.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

no.

Nope
Dak 320 yards 3 tds 0 ints 113 qbr
Carr 280 yards 1 td 3 ints 42 qbr

mfw packers get eliminated first round and Cowboys don't have to play them

Dak didn't need comebacks

>Cowboys
>Making the playoffs 2 seasons in a row
>With a suspended Zeke

>who is alfred morris and darren mcfadden
Zeke only getting 2 games at max packers will be 1 round and out while cowboys go to the superbowl

McFadden? Come on, quiet clowning

He did have a 1000 yard season behind their line.

No one will be able to stop them