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Dodgers literally gay edition

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Souza, Duda, and Dickgod will carry us to the Promise Land

>Dodgers go 43-7 in a 50 regular season games
>immediately proceed to go 1-3 in the postseason

I thought Longo was supposed to be your best player. He's basically the Rays captain

Seriously man, at what point do the Giants just blow up the team? They could quickly do a WS rebuild if they really wanted to.

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How was Blade Runner 2049 future boy?

Mad at the Mets?

yankees front office has deep pockets and a great farm system, guaranteed world series win in the next few years

You're welcome.

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Before 2017, the top 3 teams who have the best 50 game stretches in baseball history didn't go on to win the world series
One of them was the dodgers in 2013

Bro is it 2010?

But he's amazing too, had a real comeback year and his contact rate is at a career high. He's for sure gonna retire at the Trop

>Judge is sucking
>Gary is sucking defensively
>Ellsbury is a 21 million dollar albatross
>Holliday is the designated out
>Todd Frazier sucks

At least we got Sir Didi

Is Williams becoming the starter we've been looking for?

Yo, take down this fuckin thread
You can keep being mad at the Dodgers but you can also keep on envying our success

What a bad nickname

hopefull gary stops being a lazy spic and Judge stops swinging for the fence, all (((cashman))) has to do is get rid of Ellsbury and we're in real good shape

>Ellsbury

I hate him, all he can do is steal bases. You gotta get on base first to do that

You'll have to get through the Astros and Red Sox. Astros still have some high impact prospects that will graduate in the next 2 years. The NL will be fought between the Dodgers and Cubs. Both of which have deep pockets and in the cubs case already graduated their farm.

Wild cards are Barves, White Sox, and Padres all of which have great farm systems.

>nickname
he was actually knighted
m.mlb.com/news/article/103956712/didi-gregorius-has-been-knighted/

Ellsbury is a pussy

Didi is actually knighted

Hanley was the best hitter and he got injured in game 1 of the NLCS. Fucking piece of shit cards beaning our players.

>all these walks
>that balk

>the city of Milwaukee

Almost as enjoyable as the dodgers game 4 collapse in the NLDS

Why do you dislike the Dodgers so much?

MARINERS!

Trout hit his fourth birthday home run out of the six birthday games he's played. Also hit his 1000th hit earlier.

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Corey Kluber is a world-class pisspig.

Yes and I'm a Mets fan. Since the Rey Ordonez era.

I'm an Astros fans since the Craig Biggio (NL) era

cool, he was a good player. end of the biggio era? or early biggio

they're currently better than his team this season, and he enjoys making fun of the superior team's postseason woes from previous years.

bros....

Early Biggio (Astrodome). Did you know he played when Nolan Ryan was on the team too?

we can't stop the Dodgers bros

Who the fuck can stop them?

They're laughing at us bros

He's pretty fooking amazing. We should all be more appreciative of getting to watch him play in his prime.

A damn shame the Angels are wasting his prime.

I guess that makes sense. I know Ryan was on the rags at the end and he was based with them.

Are those reeboks they're wearing?

Top fucking kek
>anglels

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I FUCKING HATE THE DODGERS

WE CAN'T STOP THEM BROS

nineteen-eighty eight

The Dodgers didn't play today.

>BUT I STILL
>CAN'T
>SEEM TO
>GET YOU
>OFF
>MY
>MIND

Did you know that Red Red Wine by UB40 was the #1 hit when the Los Angeles Dodgers won the World Series?

youtube.com/watch?v=zXt56MB-3vc

Bros.....

tfw the Dodgers have the day off and can't get another win

How do we stop them?

Give them as many days off as possible

>HOW DO WE STOP THEM BROS OMG POSTSEASON HAHA LMAO KERSHAW CHOKE OCTOBER THEYLL STOP THEMSELVES

>Dodgers literally gay edition
Should have used this, casual.

Makes sense

Is there an active player that wears one batting glove, two ear flaps, uses pine tar, wears stirrups, and has a goatee?

youtube.com/watch?v=ik8IbETHKxs
Baseball kino.

HOW

me, but I'm not posting my name here

Hey Hunter Pence, how ya doin'?

brad miller

Cash Considerations

fuck off faggot
I'm wild

Corey Kluber wallows in piss.

Friendly reminder that every other team in the National League West has a more recent World Series Appearance than the Los Angeles Dodgers.

The Dodgers didn't play today, nobody was even posting about the Dodgers, but I still can't stop posting about the Dodgers bros!
They're living in my head rent-free!

That's not true the Phillies haven't been since 1950

actually, the phillies have won a ring more recently then the dodgers

Nope.

Before bed I study my 12-foot corkboard covered to the corners in nothing but red yarn and images of Clayton Kershaw.

youtube.com/watch?v=rQHvfzC2NXU
>ywn fix Lauren Shehadi's swing while she wears tight ass clothing
Why live?

unbelievable as it may sound, its true
other teams that have won a ring more recently than the dodgers include the marlins, braves, twins, A's and the giants, not one but three times

You forgot about the Reds and Royals!

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another example of the patriarchy taking charge of incompetent fem garbage
#maga

im sorry, it really is such a long list of teams with success more recent than the dodgers

If the dodgers win this year what will the go to way to attack the ballclub be?

I'm gonna laugh so fucking hard when the Doyers pull a 2001 Mariners this postseason.

brazzers logo when?

Lol could you imagine if this had the Brazzers logo on it, I would bust a gut laughing at that lol

Cause it would be like they were in a porno

Bruce Bochy is begging for free outs against the cubs

laughing my life off @ this sore loser, is this what the little giants have come to? glad I get to watch this comedy show tonight called "giants baseball"

yfw pirates go .500 and still win the division for the first time in 25 years

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They still a team?

As long as the owner makes money

What did he mean by this?

>implying you don't high-five people all the time

I find crying women to be very hot. Does that make me a psychopath?

I guess that the Giants won 3 in 5 years, so unless the Dodgers do that they still suck.

And also the ebin
>they bought a championship
meme, even though most of the team are still on their rookie contracts, traded for nothing or were signed as FA for dirt cheap.

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do you also find it very hot when they're bruised up and likely going through some real emotional distress like they got raped or their dad died?

>First career inside-the-park-homer for Javier Baez, first for a Cub since Anthony Rizzo last season and 10th in AT&T Park history.
Really, only the 10th iinside-the-park-homer for AT&T Park? It seems like its fucked up design would allow for more.

I recall ichiro (not a hall of famer) hitting one in an all star game many years ago

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Avila FLEECEd the Cubbies

>it's a "Ichiro not going to the HOF meme" again

>It's a Tony Gwynn is the greatest pure hitter of all-time under the conditions I deem fair episode
>It's a Scooter Gennett hit for the home run cycle episode
>It's a DG episode
>it's a Dodger episode
/mlb/ has become too predictable.