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Bisking bless

Even if Conor's side comes out to $100,000,000, which is doubtful because a lot of that is no doubt coming from back-end points (meaning he's likely not to see money from that for a long time if ever, google: Hollywood, back-end points, not getting paid), he has to pay out:

15% to publicist
10-15% to manager
10% to agent
$300-$500,000 for camp, pre-fight medical, travel
and
$121,505.25 (lump sum; income tax)
PLUS
39.6% of the income over $418,400 (income tax)

And... the $100,000,000 shows up as around

>$14,000,000

in your bank account.

Still good money, tho.

Rodriguez vs Jones
Petties vs Arce
Perez vs Gray
Simon vs Frelow
Sims vs Graves

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lol as if his publicist and manager make 15 mill each, nor his agent making 10 huge

the real expenses are all his other things, but he makes it back with sponsors

Sims
Frelow
Perez
ARce
Rodrigiez

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#2 spot

beaten micheal johnson and Mcgoober in the last 3 years

#2 spot in the world of not being relevant

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no one cares lol

You forgot the $24 for Paulie's hotel room

Well, I made some webms of the last fight night since I don't think anybody else bothered. Will do a couple requests if you have any...hopefully the quality isn't too bad, if somebody knows of a better source lemme now

I missed this live, but Stann complains about the early stoppage and Price turns to him and yells "NO ONE CARES!"

Peru puts out mma like every weekend on the regional scene

they will keep having great fighters for the next decade with their growing little scene and few ufc fighters

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Do goof doing push ups

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when is the next money fight

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conor vs floyd is the only money fight thats coming up recently

>Whats up Chriaq

Flyweights man

Gooby vs Gayweather is August 26th.
Bork Laser vs JBJ most likely won't happen until probably next spring/summer, assuming Bork doesn't get USADA'd again.

GSP vs Bisking will hopefully happen.

Maybe if dj successfully defends his title he will go up and fight cody

I heard cody thinks he can make flyweight

Kflo btfo of Pauline

why most of UFC and Bellator fighters smoke weed?

I mean, it's because it may help with resting after training and sparring?

woops, most regular people smoke weed so its not really that different

pretty gay

ahah people actually watch this gay sport

boxing is so much better

yeah but not most people in Tennis, Football, etc smoke. So why?

They say it helps calm them down after long training sessions so they can sleep, especially during training camps.

What did heem think of Markos/Grasso when it happened? Should Markos appeal? I wasnt around this weekend.

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i assume its probably close to the overall population percentages of usage for all sports probably

>A southpaw that is faster/throws more combs/uses more angles than McGregor couldn't land Mayweather
>A counter fighter also with great combos/power couldn't land on Mayweather

I hope you guys don't lose a lot of money

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Standard angles

Supposedly it's popular in the NFL because it helps manage pain without the nasty side effects of pills

They werent awkward enough my man

Its going to be full WWE scripted my dude
They are going to put on a show and collect the check

Why don't you post your opinion instead of waiting for other opinions

Impressive. Shame he couldn't win a round against Mayweather

underrated post

Markos didn't do enough. She landed some decent shots, had two great takedowns and didn't do enough damage when she did.

Alexa pressured more but weirdly kept throwing punches out of range. Had some good escapes and had better range with her strikes in the last round.

>1/5th of last thread nothing but disrespect for the champ
pathetic

It started with a simple discussion. Hours later people where still arguing about the reigning middleweight champ.

F*ick Bisping

can't fizz the bizz

Reigning Defending Undisputed Middleweight Champion of the World

I dont have one since I didnt watch it. I know what twitter/reddit thinks, now I want to know what this dump thinks

Has her fight IQ improved?

Bisping bless buddehs

without question. She put the pressure on in the first and won it. She lost the second round because she was throwing sloppy kicks and getting taken down then put in bad positions. her corner told her to stop the kicks and put on the pressure in the third and she did. she won the fight in the last 2 minutes because she was aware of the scoring

bless up doot

jon basically said he's waiting for ufc to tell him who he is fighting in a recent interview, because brock isn't going to be ready for awhile

his words

Who is your favorite female fighter? Don't be shy now.

cyborg

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Would let that monkey peel my banana if you catch my drift

Do you agree?

all of them outside the top three are terrible

Did Ferguson say

I'm the new John Wick

or

I am the new John Wick

5 spots drop for losing a controversial split decision ? That's too much man

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>Rockhold's reply

what's your honest opinion about Dana White?

what is your profile picture?

Casual filter

Based Lu

she has deleted that picture now


reminds me before they were in the ufc, Cynthia had an instagram account with her and paige wearing lingerie for Halloween. Paige was wearing a pink bodysuit. Cynthia deleted the account and I cant find the images anywhere

/ourguy/ only manlet sympathizers from reddit hate him

would Tito outfish you?

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Jones
Arce
Gray
Simon
Graves

sheet meant to use thick pic

I'd drag him into deep water.

>reigning

That's Whittaker.

>defending

Hasn't yet, probably never will.

>undisputed

By definition, no.

Whittaker is the champ, Bisping has a participation prize.

>Karolina still ranked in the top 3

where else should she be? losses to the champ and #1, win over #3

bullshit I have a folder full of bisping memes that proves you wrong

I have this one but none of the better ones

he is the reigning, defending, disputed champ
his defense was bs, and his reigning is also up in the air, but for sure he isn't undisputed, since a interim exists

Who is YOU'RE favorite WOMAN MMA fighter?

Lads I was wondering if there has ever been a time in a legit combat sport where a referee has been accidentally heemed during a bout?

inb4 >mandrama

Who is your favorite female fight in MMA/UFC. Don't be afraid I want to hear your opinion, really.

Rose Nmaajunas

wens spain comin bak

fav woman fighter?

5th, she'd get murdered by Andrade or Torres.

good fighter?

Never, he killed himself when Jon lobotomised Daniel.

>get
hasn't been

One hunnert per cent.

But she would be.

Who is ur favourite woman fighter of all time?

So the guy who fights like a faggot got destroyed? hahahahahaha

when Cormier wins the title back


>never ever

Found something sweet that is coming in a few months, EFC (the biggest African MMA org, out of SA, produced a UFC FW, a MW and a load of HWs) is running their own version of TUF

Cold be amusing to hear goofy SA accents with high production value

>destroyed